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re: DK Metcalf got carted off the field to go use the bathroom

Posted on 10/3/22 at 11:24 am to
Posted by wilceaux
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2004
12405 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 11:24 am to
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Yep, in gold pants. He had the trainers come out and wrap a towel around his waist.
probably, to cover his shite stained pants in the back.


No shite?
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
3209 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 11:35 am to
Hey Greta Waitz had two types of "runs" ... While winning a NYC marathon
Posted by choppadocta
Louisiana
Member since May 2014
1850 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 3:22 pm to
Why make them run away back to the locker room can't they just put porta party on the sideline?
Posted by tucoco
Las Vegas
Member since Mar 2021
6310 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 1:25 am to
Well, he could take a shite over your face?
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35496 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 1:37 am to
I remember when Bobby Hurley left a Duke game every 5 minutes because he had diarrhea.

And Coach K explained it away that it was an unspecified injury.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19286 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 8:22 am to
Diarrhea the great equalizer
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17099 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 9:02 am to
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27707 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 4:58 pm to
My gym has the cardio upstairs and for some reason only one stall in the mens bathroom

Ill randomly get the shits during a long run and there is no worse fear on earth then running in the bathroom and that one stall is taken
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
11973 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 5:01 pm to
I thought the sideline emergency tent could have been used. Keep a porta potty on the sideline with the tent.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29506 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 5:29 pm to
That amphetamine-laced Gatorade can make you take a shite without much notice
Posted by SilvergunSuperman
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2022
66 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 6:22 pm to
Posted by Sack531
Member since Jul 2019
503 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:07 pm to
Pre-game shits were a staple for highschool football Sack. The locker room had 3 stalls with no doors. Seats stayed warm for an hour straight.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34586 posts
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:26 pm to
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Back in high school, an offensive lineman for a team we were playing shite himself. Diarrhea shite. Ran down his pants. He stayed in the game for about 4-5 plays til we made the refs stop the game and make him leave. Horrible smell. Thankfully I was a DB and not a lineman or linebacker.



The poor U. That smell had to of been nauseating
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33934 posts
Posted on 10/5/22 at 7:45 am to
I would be for this just so we can see a player take it out during a play
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