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Dinner at Your Favorite Restaurant with either A) Golic Jr., B) Kellerman, C) Marty Smith.

Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:30 pm
Posted by UncleLester
West of the Mississippi
Member since Aug 2008
6606 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:30 pm
Congratulations! You have won a (fictional) ESPN Radio contest and get to have dinner at any restaurant with one of America's three favorite ESPN personalities.

Would you choose Mike Golic Jr., Max Kellerman, or Marty Smith?
Posted by Geaux23
Member since Sep 2012
5809 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:32 pm to
Marty
at least I feel like we would like the same alcohol
Posted by MikeHoncho47
St. Mary Parish
Member since Aug 2016
1480 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:33 pm to
I'd flip the table on Kellerman.

Can't stand that prick.

Marty Smith in a heartbeat.
This post was edited on 1/12/21 at 12:34 pm
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13396 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:33 pm to
Marty I guess.

All 3 would suck. Would rather eat dinner by myself.
Posted by public_enemy
Member since Feb 2015
4374 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:33 pm to
Probably Golic, he could share some stories from saints camp
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7803 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

Mike Golic Jr.


I absolutely hate Golic Jr.'s contrarian, on air personality, but it seems like he would be the most fun out of the bunch in the real world.

ETA: Really wouldn't want to apologize to Kellerman for being white or troll gay bars with Marty.
This post was edited on 1/12/21 at 12:35 pm
Posted by LSU Mandalorian
Land of Louis
Member since Jan 2021
307 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:33 pm to
Gonna have to bite the bullet and go with Marty Smith even though he has a megachurch pastor vibe and I think I read here one time he's an a-hole. The other two are just worse.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83462 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:34 pm to
Kellerman might be alright if you could steer the conversation away from hating yourselves for being a white man.
Posted by SOLA
There
Member since Mar 2014
3329 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:36 pm to
Do I have to go?
Posted by retooc
Freeport, FL
Member since Sep 2012
7448 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:36 pm to
D

Dan Lebatard
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:38 pm to
D) Shoot myself in the head first
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27174 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:38 pm to
Marty Smith, easy

Would like to talk with him about his days covering NASCAR.
Posted by LSU Mandalorian
Land of Louis
Member since Jan 2021
307 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:38 pm to
I would take Lebatard over the other three. We could just spend the whole time talking about What He Looks Like
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22163 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:40 pm to
Dinner with any of them sounds horrible but I think I would choose Kellerman just so I could call him a racist piece of shite for however long dinner takes.
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22424 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:43 pm to
Ill go outside the box and rank them like this

Kellerman
Marty
Golic Jr.

logic being that Marty is a square. it would be boring, folksy bullshite. Like going to dinner with your religious neighbor that makes you feel bad for telling off color jokes

With Kellerman and Golic Jr, at least you would have the entertainment value of conflict. Being around someone you fricking hate (given that its just one occasion) is actually entertaining. However, I couldnt be as confrontational with Golic Jr. as i would be with Kellerman cause he would kick my arse. So it would be the worst of both worlds.

Posted by UncleLester
West of the Mississippi
Member since Aug 2008
6606 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

I would take Lebatard over the other three.


He's not an option in this fictional contest.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145153 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:47 pm to
are they paying?
Posted by UncleLester
West of the Mississippi
Member since Aug 2008
6606 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

are they paying?


Yes. However, they are required to remind you that no less than three times over the course of the meal.
Posted by Bham Bammer
Member since Nov 2014
14481 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

Marty
at least I feel like we would like the same alcohol

You a big fan of White Claw?
Posted by Geaux23
Member since Sep 2012
5809 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

You a big fan of White Claw?





I guess because he does some nascar I was thinking he'd be a beer drinker
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