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Dinner at Your Favorite Restaurant with either A) Golic Jr., B) Kellerman, C) Marty Smith.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:30 pm
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:30 pm
Congratulations! You have won a (fictional) ESPN Radio contest and get to have dinner at any restaurant with one of America's three favorite ESPN personalities.
Would you choose Mike Golic Jr., Max Kellerman, or Marty Smith?
Would you choose Mike Golic Jr., Max Kellerman, or Marty Smith?
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:32 pm to UncleLester
Marty
at least I feel like we would like the same alcohol
at least I feel like we would like the same alcohol
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:33 pm to UncleLester
I'd flip the table on Kellerman.
Can't stand that prick.
Marty Smith in a heartbeat.
Can't stand that prick.
Marty Smith in a heartbeat.
This post was edited on 1/12/21 at 12:34 pm
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:33 pm to UncleLester
Marty I guess.
All 3 would suck. Would rather eat dinner by myself.
All 3 would suck. Would rather eat dinner by myself.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:33 pm to UncleLester
Probably Golic, he could share some stories from saints camp
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:33 pm to UncleLester
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Mike Golic Jr.
I absolutely hate Golic Jr.'s contrarian, on air personality, but it seems like he would be the most fun out of the bunch in the real world.
ETA: Really wouldn't want to apologize to Kellerman for being white or troll gay bars with Marty.
This post was edited on 1/12/21 at 12:35 pm
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:33 pm to UncleLester
Gonna have to bite the bullet and go with Marty Smith even though he has a megachurch pastor vibe and I think I read here one time he's an a-hole. The other two are just worse.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:34 pm to UncleLester
Kellerman might be alright if you could steer the conversation away from hating yourselves for being a white man.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:38 pm to UncleLester
D) Shoot myself in the head first
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:38 pm to UncleLester
Marty Smith, easy
Would like to talk with him about his days covering NASCAR.
Would like to talk with him about his days covering NASCAR.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:38 pm to retooc
I would take Lebatard over the other three. We could just spend the whole time talking about What He Looks Like
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:40 pm to UncleLester
Dinner with any of them sounds horrible but I think I would choose Kellerman just so I could call him a racist piece of shite for however long dinner takes.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:43 pm to UncleLester
Ill go outside the box and rank them like this
Kellerman
Marty
Golic Jr.
logic being that Marty is a square. it would be boring, folksy bullshite. Like going to dinner with your religious neighbor that makes you feel bad for telling off color jokes
With Kellerman and Golic Jr, at least you would have the entertainment value of conflict. Being around someone you fricking hate (given that its just one occasion) is actually entertaining. However, I couldnt be as confrontational with Golic Jr. as i would be with Kellerman cause he would kick my arse. So it would be the worst of both worlds.
Kellerman
Marty
Golic Jr.
logic being that Marty is a square. it would be boring, folksy bullshite. Like going to dinner with your religious neighbor that makes you feel bad for telling off color jokes
With Kellerman and Golic Jr, at least you would have the entertainment value of conflict. Being around someone you fricking hate (given that its just one occasion) is actually entertaining. However, I couldnt be as confrontational with Golic Jr. as i would be with Kellerman cause he would kick my arse. So it would be the worst of both worlds.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:44 pm to LSU Mandalorian
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I would take Lebatard over the other three.
He's not an option in this fictional contest.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:49 pm to WestCoastAg
quote:
are they paying?
Yes. However, they are required to remind you that no less than three times over the course of the meal.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:52 pm to Geaux23
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Marty
at least I feel like we would like the same alcohol
You a big fan of White Claw?
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:53 pm to Bham Bammer
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You a big fan of White Claw?
I guess because he does some nascar I was thinking he'd be a beer drinker
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