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re: DAT: 2017 World Champions Houston Astros offseason discussion: ASTROS ACQUIRE GERRIT COLE
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:43 pm to List Eater
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:43 pm to List Eater
Jose Lima's not dead, he's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for arrhythmia,
we're gonna thaw out Lima Time and he's gonna be pretty pissed off.
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times.
That's how pissed off the Lima Time's gonna be!
I'm gonna get Lima Time, and Darryl Kile, and Ken Caminiti, and Dave Smith, and a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas and...
And as soon as we find a cure for arrhythmia,
we're gonna thaw out Lima Time and he's gonna be pretty pissed off.
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times.
That's how pissed off the Lima Time's gonna be!
I'm gonna get Lima Time, and Darryl Kile, and Ken Caminiti, and Dave Smith, and a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas and...
This post was edited on 11/3/17 at 3:45 pm
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:45 pm to Jwho77
Politicians sure don't miss an opportunity to get their mugs in front of a camera.
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:51 pm to Lsuhoohoo
Pettis did the windmill when he got introduced 
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:53 pm to Jwho77
Lance not wearing his cap.
that might mess up his hair
Posted on 11/3/17 at 3:54 pm to Jwho77
I have a Lima story from Hard Rock Hotel and Casino circa '98. It was a Sport Awards show held there pre-ESPYs
Just happened to have set up a trip to Vegas and that was happening there on that wknd.
Definitely not stuff I'm putting on the internets. LOL
Just happened to have set up a trip to Vegas and that was happening there on that wknd.
Definitely not stuff I'm putting on the internets. LOL
Posted on 11/3/17 at 4:02 pm to wahoocs
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Lima story
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Vegas
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Definitely not stuff I'm putting on the internets.
Coke and whore stories belong on the internets.
Posted on 11/3/17 at 4:05 pm to bigberg2000
Wedding weekend baw....he's got a couple balloons to take care of
Posted on 11/3/17 at 4:09 pm to wahoocs
As the biggest Lima fan on here, I'd love to hear this one
Posted on 11/3/17 at 4:11 pm to List Eater
fricking ban politicians from these things
Posted on 11/3/17 at 4:12 pm to List Eater
We will drink the finest suds over this one
Posted on 11/3/17 at 4:15 pm to Lsuhoohoo
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This post was edited on 4/14/23 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 11/3/17 at 4:17 pm to Lsuhoohoo
quote:
Politicians sure don't miss an opportunity to get their mugs in front of a camera
We're the World Serious Champions!
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