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re: Baker Mayfield traded in his day 1 for an IG model

Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:33 pm to
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:33 pm to
Decision making abilities will cost him big in the draft once the scouts read this.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83395 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:34 pm to
Run through ~20 of the 2nd girl a year, or have a generic blonde girlfriend as you enter the NFL?


Easy choice..

Sure, his first IG model isn't perfect. I'm sure they'll improve.
Posted by truthbetold
Member since Aug 2008
7631 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:34 pm to
Damn, he should have went with his first read instead of checking it down
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43462 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:35 pm to
Both just dime a dozen blondes.
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
22709 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:36 pm to
Well.... I guess every guy has to fulfill his trash/whore/bitch-will-do-anything-to-me phase...

And clearly Mayfield is doing that... Just most high profile figures do it on the side...its called a Gumar...


Lest not we all forget, though,... Tom Brady dated Tara Reid....
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35348 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:38 pm to
But the first one will probably cook and care for him, give him full body massages while shining his shoes.

That second thing with that manly face and legs will make baker make her sammiches and prolly suck her dick instead.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:39 pm to
He looks like Gary from Howard Stern in the face.

Girl #1 has to be kicking herself for putting with that in her prime college years for no payoff.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68030 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:45 pm to
He's chosen the Manziel jr path. That woman looks like a future suspect on 48 Hours. What a dumb arse he is.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112204 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:45 pm to
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Girl #1 has to be kicking herself for putting with that in her prime college years for no payoff.


She bet on NFL money and lost. She'll take that bet again
Posted by wizziko
New Jersey Nets Fan
Member since Jan 2006
35881 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

Ditches the pretty girl who was with him the whole time, even before the huge fame. Starts talking to a cleat chasing gold digger who looks like a man in the face.

Wtf is wrong with this dude?

That's a weird modeling pic of her.

He's trading in the Civic for a Porsche baws







Posted by jimithing11
Dillon, Texas
Member since Mar 2011
22471 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:48 pm to


This post was edited on 6/30/18 at 5:35 pm
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112204 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:48 pm to
Alright those pics make more sense
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112204 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:48 pm to
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He traded in the steady, reliable car that will run past 300,000 Miles for the flashy new Sports car that breaks down in a year


Let's be honest, he's leasing everything for the next 10 years if he's smart
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145056 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:48 pm to
And when that sport car breaks down, he will just get a new one which no one seems to get
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68030 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:49 pm to
Chick looks too much like Sarah Jessica Parker horse face. Plus, she's going to milk him for all he's worth.
Posted by jimithing11
Dillon, Texas
Member since Mar 2011
22471 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:49 pm to
Or renting each week
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43462 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:53 pm to
Yeah man I am sure he is getting married tomorrow
Posted by TotesMcGotes
New York, New York
Member since Mar 2009
27871 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:55 pm to
How do we know that he broke up with one for the other?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68030 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

Yeah man I am sure he is getting married tomorrow
I said that?
Posted by beaverfever
Little Rock
Member since Jan 2008
32643 posts
Posted on 1/6/18 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

He's trading in the Civic for a whore baws
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