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re: What would you do with a billion dollars?

Posted on 7/13/15 at 9:44 am to
Posted by brodeo
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 7/13/15 at 9:44 am to
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I would ask them to name the price to ensure that every advertisement in Tiger Stadium on every sign, daktronic billboard, or overheard by fans via Dan Borne on the PA was never seen or heard from again, for all eternity. In return I would ask for a simple moment of recognition before the band filed onto the field for Pregame where Dan Borne would say the following phrase:

"This commercial and avarice-fueled money grab opportunity has been avoided thanks to the G-Funk Social Aid & Benevolence Fund."

ETA: I would allow Dan Borne to continue to recite the Abita Water Commercials on 2nd thought. If for no other reason than Dan's ability to turn a phrase is in its full on Glory when he says, "Better service...Better Water...Better Call...The Abita Man!!!"


Posted by PeteRose
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Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 7/13/15 at 9:57 am to
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Well, obviously, most of it would be used for investments in companies so I can turn that billion into billions, an empire for my children.


Why would you leave that much? It's not like your kids are helpless invalid.
Posted by brodeo
Member since Feb 2013
1850 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 10:03 am to
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Why would you leave that much? It's not like your kids are helpless invalid.


Because, the history of my family heritage is time and time again of building small fiefdoms and watching them collapse. The idea of building a new family empire while putting in place mechanisms to help it last and self-perpetuate is an appealing concept.

The empire I would leave to my children is not one that they would be able to live off of until they are over 40 and have worked for the company for over 20 years (there will be some other instances that would entitle them to certain amounts of money, but all of them require certain careers outside the family empire).

Their college education would be free (and housing during college), but 6 months post graduation, they would be 100% on their own until they reach the required benchmark to tap portions of the family trust.

The idea would be to force them to grow the empire and to keep them from growing up with an entitled, selfish mindset.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 10:17 am to
1. Form some sort of charity that benefits kids in some way. Or dogs. Or kids and dogs. Don't really know.
2. Travel



That's about all I know for certain.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
40937 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 10:45 am to
We will assume it's after tax, cause, why not? =)

I would first pay off all the debts of close family and a few select friends who are struggling with student loan debt. This would be, at most, 1 million.

I would take 14 million and spend it pretty soon on things like new homes in multiple places, a couple of cars, and a really awesome trip somewhere.

I would take 30 million and set up trusts for each of my two kids and four nieces - 5 million each, with me as the trustee. Until the time they are 35 years old, all distributions would need my approval. I would distribute for things such as education, housing, a decent car, etc.

I would take another 55 million and put it into a trust for each of my two kids, 27.5 million each.

That gets me down to 900 million.

I would take 400 million and have it invested for the benefit of me and my wife. A 3 percent return each year would give us $12 million a year to live on.

The remaining $500 million would be initially used to fund the LSUFanHouston Family Foundation. We would immediately establish endowments of $5 million each at my high school, college, Boy Scouts of American, and two other organizations that I have been involved with in the past, with the purpose of the BSA endowment to help cover costs for inner city youth who want to join the Scouts, and the other four endowments to be used for scholarships that are based on leadership potential as well as academic achievement. My wife would do the same with her high school, college, and three organizations she cares about - with the purpose being up to her. The remaining 450 million in the foundation would be invested with half of the annual income being reinvested and half spent to further programs for children in the US such as education, athletics, fine arts, etc.

I would hire a team of advisers to help me with both investment and charitable giving, but I would make the final call on all decisions (with my wife's consent, of course!!)
This post was edited on 7/13/15 at 10:47 am
Posted by hungryone
river parishes
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:23 pm to
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The remaining $500 million would be initially used to fund the LSUFanHouston Family Foundation. We would immediately establish endowments of $5 million each at my high school, college, Boy Scouts of American, and two other organizations that I have been involved with in the past, with the purpose of the BSA endowment to help cover costs for inner city youth who want to join the Scouts, and the other four endowments to be used for scholarships that are based on leadership potential as well as academic achievement. My wife would do the same with her high school, college, and three organizations she cares about - with the purpose being up to her. The remaining 450 million in the foundation would be invested with half of the annual income being reinvested and half spent to further programs for children in the US such as education, athletics, fine arts, etc.

I would hire a team of advisers to help me with both investment and charitable giving, but I would make the final call on all decisions (with my wife's consent, of course!!)

$5 mill per favorite organization is gonna yield about $200K annually to the organization, in perpetuity. Nice, but not huge, unless you're talking about fairly small programs. $2 mill will endow an academic chair at LSU, which is on the low end; higher profile schools will run closer to $5 mill for a research chair, esp in expensive disciplines like medicine, engineering, etc.

I'm curious as to why you'd need a family foundation: they're not essential to a philanthropic plan, and most exist as tax dodges or because the philanthropist wants to control the funds from beyond the grave. I say give it away while you're still alive to see it working for good....far too many family foundations devolve into cushy jobs for family retainers & stipend/travel checks for family members to attend quarterly "grantmaking" meetings.
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 1:47 pm to
$500 million in the bank

Other half

1. Got to Vegas put it on black and let it ride.

2a if I hit walk away happy af and do a bunch of philanthropy.

2b if I lose take half of my other half and do some hood rat shite with my friends and a lot less philanthropy.
This post was edited on 7/13/15 at 1:50 pm
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33963 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 2:04 pm to
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Some of you are confused about how far a Billion will go. Yes, it's a frick-ton of money. But it's only 1000 million. All of these crazy 50-100 mill projects yall are listing would dry you up on the quick.


Exactly why I'd just buy a house and live on it. There is no change in quality of life between $1 billion and $10 billion. Just enjoy life at that point.

If I got to $1 billion by working then of course continue to work. I interpreted the question as being gifted the money at one time.

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Got to Vegas put it on black and let it ride


No casino would take that bet.
This post was edited on 7/13/15 at 2:06 pm
Posted by LSUFanHouston
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Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 7/13/15 at 2:12 pm to
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Nice, but not huge, unless you're talking about fairly small programs.


I have several things I enjoy doing with my free time, what little I have, and I'd like my money to help those efforts. The big charities / big schools aren't struggling for money. I'm one of those LSU fans who didn't go to LSU... I went to UNO. Specifically... I'd probably give most of my 5 million for UNO to the accounting program... maybe a small bit to athletics.

I'd give my Boy Scouts money to the local council - where 200K a year would help. I don't want it going to build a camp somewhere - I would want it to fund some troops in areas of New Orleans where kids are desperate for male role models. 200K a year to support some inner city boy scout troops could do a lot of good, I think.

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I'm curious as to why you'd need a family foundation: they're not essential to a philanthropic plan, and most exist as tax dodges or because the philanthropist wants to control the funds from beyond the grave. I say give it away while you're still alive to see it working for good....far too many family foundations devolve into cushy jobs for family retainers & stipend/travel checks for family members to attend quarterly "grantmaking" meetings.


I'm 35... I'm not ready to give away all that money at once. I plan on living a good long while. The types of organizations I want to support may change as I age and as our society evolves. Putting it into a family foundation simply allows me to take the charitable deduction in the same year in which I got the billion dollars. I would not at all hesitate to invade the principal of the foundation to give some really quality gifts if the opportunity presents itself.
Posted by TOKEN
Member since Feb 2014
11990 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 2:22 pm to
We are going to form a criminal organization with the best hackers in the world.

Also, I am going to own a sports franchise.
This post was edited on 7/13/15 at 2:23 pm
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33963 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 2:41 pm to
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Also, I am going to own a sports franchise.


Which league? There's only a few NFL teams you could afford with just $1 billion.
This post was edited on 7/13/15 at 2:42 pm
Posted by Kashmir
Member since Dec 2014
10220 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 9:03 pm to
10 acres is plenty. plus i would hire vandam to design it. put Florida bass in it. I would be the only person fishing it.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
40968 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 11:19 pm to
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Which league? There's only a few NFL teams you could afford with just $1 billion.



MLS or pick off one of the bottom feeder NBA teams.


Not that I even bought a ticket, but I said that if I won that almost 1B megamillions jackpot I'd buy the Hornets.
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 10:05 am to
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So what would you do? How would you enrich your life?


Slowly work towards other degrees.

Party.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
117460 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:51 pm to
I'd buy LSU and demand that we start passing the ball.
Posted by I Ham That I Ham
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
Member since Jan 2012
10773 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:04 pm to
I'd donate it to LSU so they wouldn't need trashy corporate advertisements on every wall court and field of their athletic facilities
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
39736 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 6:26 pm to
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Buy a lot of land,


This. I would wait for the next crisis and then send guys out into the field (particularly in the west) to buy up any and all land they could for cents on the dollar. I was surprised that Buffett and others didn't do this more during the crisis. Ted Turner sort of did. I think he's the largest landowner in the US now.
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
18144 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 8:42 am to
it's never enough, huh?
Posted by GREENHEAD22
Member since Nov 2009
20815 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 10:14 am to
Nope

Go check my answer.
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