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re: Sign on bonuses with no matching raise the next year

Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:45 pm to
Posted by HogFanfromHTown
Dallas, TX
Member since Sep 2015
3597 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

Uhwauhwaoh 
Here comes the Pinocchio 
Thinking he's on his toes 
But clue you in to what I know 
This HogFanfromHTown 
His head always bobbing up and down 
Cuz the hog that that he loves is big and brown.

................how much meth did you just do?
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43319 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

Gary Johnson


You voted libertarian then come here bitching about how the market isn't fair?

lolz.



This post was edited on 4/11/19 at 2:46 pm
Posted by HogFanfromHTown
Dallas, TX
Member since Sep 2015
3597 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:48 pm to
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You voted libertarian then come here bitching about how the market isn't fair?
troll better bro if you think I was actually bitching about the market learn how to read dummy.
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
7835 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

I bet you get mad pussy


Weird. I guess your mother decided to tell you after all.

Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:50 pm to
See you just lost an easy rap battle by forfeit. This is why your raise won't match a one-time signing bonus.

Because you're not ready for the real world.
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15165 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:53 pm to
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Because you're not ready for the real world.


100% he will be a 30 yr old still living at home, bitching about how he doesn't make enough to buy a house while going to expensive concerts, drinking craft beers, going to dinner every weekend and sipping expensive bourbon.
Posted by HogFanfromHTown
Dallas, TX
Member since Sep 2015
3597 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 3:00 pm to
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100% he will be a 30 yr old still living at home, bitching about how he doesn't make enough to buy a house while going to expensive concerts, drinking craft beers, going to dinner every weekend and sipping expensive bourbon.

And I'll still be fricking your SO
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15165 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

And I'll still be fricking your SO


Well since she doesn't exist, enjoy fricking air.....come to think about it, that's all you get now anyway
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30553 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 3:07 pm to
This is a quality melt thread. I haven’t seen someone melt so hard in a long time
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
7835 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 3:10 pm to
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And I'll still be fricking your SO


Anyone else think his boyfriend will be ok with that?
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43319 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 3:12 pm to
I can't believe they anchored this. Booooo.

Posted by HogFanfromHTown
Dallas, TX
Member since Sep 2015
3597 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 3:21 pm to
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Well since she doesn't exist,
that's the least surprising thing I've heard all day.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40077 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 3:24 pm to
Baw I just had a discussion with my manager about salary due to the fact my TTC (Total Target Cash) was less in actual from 2017 to 2018. 10% of my TTC is in the form of a bonus in which the company issues in the form of an equation that includes a Business Residual Multiplier. The BRM for 2017 was 125% whereas 2018 was 100%. So its possible to lose total money year over year if a sizeable portion of your salary is tied to a bonus.

What I didn't like and which brought up a discussion with my manager is the BRM is a number I have no way of affecting. So I asked that I get more "guaranteed cash" in the form of base salary instead of increasing the bonus from 10 to 12.5% (promotion). Instead, I guaranteed myself 7k extra a year in the form of more base salary.


In your case OP, I think you counted your sign on bonus as something you get every year which is not the case...
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16468 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 3:26 pm to
This thread delivers. I kind of thought OP was just fricking with everyone, but it appears to be genuine
Posted by HogFanfromHTown
Dallas, TX
Member since Sep 2015
3597 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 3:28 pm to
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This thread delivers. I kind of thought OP was just fricking with everyone, but it appears to be genuine

I am 100% fricking with y'all
This post was edited on 4/11/19 at 3:33 pm
Posted by JGood
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
795 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 3:41 pm to
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6611 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 3:52 pm to
Y’all still in here talking about butt stuff? That’s gay.
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15165 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 3:52 pm to
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I am 100% fricking with y'all


No, you were 100% serious with your melt last night. Now that you have been embarrassed by even more posters, you are crawfishing.
Posted by HogFanfromHTown
Dallas, TX
Member since Sep 2015
3597 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 3:52 pm to
Finnaly the circle jerk is over
Posted by HogFanfromHTown
Dallas, TX
Member since Sep 2015
3597 posts
Posted on 4/11/19 at 3:55 pm to
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No, you were 100% serious with your melt last night
what is a melt? Please explain
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