re: Which Pitcher Served Up the Most Grill Nutt in Their Tenure at LSU?

Exactly .. otherwise known as the Law of Conservation of Grill Nutt

Probably the best thread on tRant in a long time.

99% sure Flocka has 5 alters and they all posted in this thread to move this thing along.

And it was totally fricking worth it.

Are we asking which lsu pitcher was able to ejaculate the most semen onto the teeth of opposing batters?

If so...that's pretty gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Still have no idea why there are two "t's" in nutt.

Houston Nutt?

Funniest shite I've read on here in a while.

But would Ben McDonald qualify as serving up "Grill Nuts?"

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Piping hot in your face explosion of satisfaction?? Or in rant terms piping hot grill nutt!

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Pipping**

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horseradish!
i will always spell it w/ one t.

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But that's incorrect. GRILL NUTT!

Grill Nutt is for pure dissatisfaction. When you get plowed with grill nutt imagine one of those industrial strength snow blowers strong enough to knock your teeth into your throat. So you have all that nutt and teeth in your throat. You have no comeback. Can't say shite. All you can do is walk around with a face full of that hot and pippin. Grill Nutt is also public embarrassment.

When served, you can't just wipe it off with a cloth. Wear it proudly as a sign of imperfection. Share your story. Yeah you got served.. you need to come clean. That's the only way the nutt will wear off.
You might catch some greater stories from others about the last time they got a little nutt in their grill.

Everyone has taken grill nutt. Even then the non believers. Grill Nutt is that elephant in the room that's hard to ignore. Your job you hate. That boss you secretly want to push off a cliff. Your team that gets elephant nutt that hasn't worn off for 5 years.