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When Joe Burrow was born

Posted on 2/20/20 at 8:23 pm
Posted by Jack Crevalle
USVI
Member since Aug 2018
6715 posts
Posted on 2/20/20 at 8:23 pm
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32640 posts
Posted on 2/20/20 at 8:36 pm to
I heard there was actually no room at the manger when he was born.
Posted by Higgysmalls
Ft Lauderdale
Member since Jun 2016
6442 posts
Posted on 2/20/20 at 8:42 pm to
Dumb
Posted by Tiger in Gatorland
Moonshine Holler
Member since Sep 2006
9080 posts
Posted on 2/20/20 at 8:42 pm to
Chuck Norris can throw a football over 50 yds. Joe Burrow can throw Chuck Norris even further.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 2/20/20 at 8:50 pm to
The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Joe Burrow's hand.
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
3125 posts
Posted on 2/20/20 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

When Joe Burrow was born


He slapped the Dr...
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6582 posts
Posted on 2/20/20 at 9:03 pm to
Joe Burrow once was blindsided with a vicious hit by a UCF defensive lineman. After writhing on the ground in excruciating pain, the UCF defensive lineman died.
Posted by Tiger in Gatorland
Moonshine Holler
Member since Sep 2006
9080 posts
Posted on 2/20/20 at 9:04 pm to
Joe Burrow can hear sign language.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124455 posts
Posted on 2/20/20 at 9:09 pm to
Why is it dumb higgy?
This post was edited on 2/20/20 at 9:10 pm
Posted by EyeOfTheTiger14
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2013
639 posts
Posted on 2/20/20 at 9:16 pm to
When Joe Burrow jumps in a pool he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Joe Burrow.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34685 posts
Posted on 2/20/20 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

When Joe Burrow was born

A fortune teller told his mother
"You got a boy child comin'
Gonna be a son of a gun"
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98859 posts
Posted on 2/21/20 at 5:48 am to
Joe Burrow's dick is so big, it doesn't return Scorcese's phone calls.
Posted by LSUDonMCO
Orlando
Member since Dec 2003
6870 posts
Posted on 2/21/20 at 8:02 am to
Joe Burrow does not do push up, he pushes the world down!
Posted by Stirling
Kenner
Member since Nov 2016
218 posts
Posted on 2/21/20 at 8:11 am to
Joe Burrow can win connect four in three moves
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15812 posts
Posted on 2/21/20 at 8:15 am to
nice sig
Posted by MrKnowItAll
Strop City
Member since Mar 2007
4918 posts
Posted on 2/21/20 at 8:15 am to
The nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
And she said "leave this one alone"
She could tell right away
That Joe was bad to the bone
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 2/21/20 at 8:52 am to
Roy Hobbs was # 9 too.

So there’s that.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 2/21/20 at 8:57 am to
Joe Burrow built the hospital he was born in..


Another fact.. One time Joe threw a grenade.. It killed 50 people... Then it exploded.
Posted by Sissidog02
Member since Jan 2020
5340 posts
Posted on 2/21/20 at 8:59 am to
Joe doesn’t doesn’t read books anymore, he just stares them down til they give up the information he needs
Posted by MikeHoncho47
St. Mary Parish
Member since Aug 2016
1534 posts
Posted on 2/21/20 at 8:59 am to
Death once had a near Joe Burrow experience.
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