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re: What do you do if your wife graduated from Alabama?

Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:55 am to
Posted by GarmischTiger
Humboldt County
Member since Mar 2007
6849 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 10:55 am to
Have her bring home the Big Macs and McNuggets they were going to throw away.
Posted by manwich
You've wanted my
Member since Oct 2008
52746 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 11:04 am to
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impregnate her as soon as possible and then rip the child from her as soon as it comes out and run around the room holding the child up yelling "You will not have your way Crimson Winch. Purple and Gold run thru these veins! Purple and Gold run thru these veins!"



i award you 2 internets
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54794 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 11:07 am to
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go back in time and beat the crap out of yourself for even thinking about marrying a Gump.



this
Posted by Bayoubred
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2011
4087 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 11:14 am to
let's say your best rope is a 20 footer...find a 22 ft. bridge....
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
18913 posts
Posted on 1/4/12 at 11:23 am to
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What do you do if your wife graduated from Alabama?


call her employer and ask them to finally promote her to sanitation engineer driver.

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