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re: UO question for LSU fans about piss balloons
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:14 am to Duckie
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:14 am to Duckie
i've been on a strict diet of asparagus and tabasco sauce for three weeks FYI; and they aren't "balloons" per se. just zip lock bags that are closed like 99% of the way so the burst open on impact - hope i'm not giving up too many trade secrets.
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Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:32 am to drexyl
quote:
The internet needs a sarcasm font like its nobody's business...
Dont fret. I heard on the radio just last week that it has already been done. It migt have just been for cell phones, but it a program you have to purchase. All it does it put the text leaning to the left, opposite of italics.
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:33 am to DucksflyinPAC
I am surprised that no one has owned up to it yet. My friends and I bought one of those hoses with the intake funnel on top for adding soap (for washing a car) and you just piss in that first, put the balloon on the end and turn the water on and then off very quickly. You usually end up with about 60% urine and 40% water.
For most SEC home games, we fill up about 8 to 10 of these (pretty small - about 2.5" dia.)and keep them in a bag with no ice, so that they get nice and warm.
A couple of hours before kick off, we grab the balloons and try to find an opposing fan wandering alone- preferably on a cell phone- and make him/her a target. The less people around the better chance they are chosen.
Next step, really, is just to run up scream tigerbait and try to hit them in the face.
For most SEC home games, we fill up about 8 to 10 of these (pretty small - about 2.5" dia.)and keep them in a bag with no ice, so that they get nice and warm.
A couple of hours before kick off, we grab the balloons and try to find an opposing fan wandering alone- preferably on a cell phone- and make him/her a target. The less people around the better chance they are chosen.
Next step, really, is just to run up scream tigerbait and try to hit them in the face.
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:33 am to Chimlim
quote:
It's just a myth made up by Ole Miss
Sometimes I think they started this because they want to be called ole piss.
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:34 am to Dan
quote:
I am surprised that no one has owned up to it yet. My friends and I bought one of those hoses with the intake funnel on top for adding soap (for washing a car) and you just piss in that first, put the balloon on the end and turn the water on and then off very quickly. You usually end up with about 60% urine and 40% water.
For most SEC home games, we fill up about 8 to 10 of these (pretty small - about 2.5" dia.)and keep them in a bag with no ice, so that they get nice and warm.
A couple of hours before kick off, we grab the balloons and try to find an opposing fan wandering alone- preferably on a cell phone- and make him/her a target. The less people around the better chance they are chosen.
Next step, really, is just to run up scream tigerbait and try to hit them in the face.
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:36 am to drexyl
Zip lock bags?!?! Wake up. There's way better tech out there.
Rival VS108 Seal A Meal Vacuum Food Sealer
Some people prefer the VS230. I don't see the need to pay extra for Microban antimicrobial protection.
I love the smell of piss in the morning, when that heated bar hits a little excess piss on the bag. The smell, you know that urine smell, the whole stadium. Smells like . . . victory.
Rival VS108 Seal A Meal Vacuum Food Sealer
Some people prefer the VS230. I don't see the need to pay extra for Microban antimicrobial protection.
I love the smell of piss in the morning, when that heated bar hits a little excess piss on the bag. The smell, you know that urine smell, the whole stadium. Smells like . . . victory.
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:36 am to DucksflyinPAC
quote:
I spent a lot of time with Old Myth fans
Stop reading here......
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:40 am to Tommy Patel
quote:
Piss balloons = Snipe Hunting = Cow Tipping
Snipe hunting, and cow tipping are very real.
Piss balloons... not so much.
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:41 am to DucksflyinPAC
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I do know a thing about being pissed on though. And if there is one thing that ticks me off it is this. When I was 5 years old and my little brother was 4 our mom made us take baths together back at that young age. I always played with my little rubber duckies(no joke)and always faced away from the faucet against the wall. My devilish little brother always faced the opposite direction towards the faucet playing with toy trucks or whatever. But one time he called my name and to turn around for he had a surprise for me. And when I turned around he had this little squirt gun in his hand and squirted me right in the mouth first then eyes and face with it. He could not stop laughing because he had pissed in it right before to shoot me with his piss.
Do you have asperger's syndrome?
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:42 am to DucksflyinPAC
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DucksflyinPAC
You live in a cave up there in the great north west huh?
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:44 am to drexyl
Thanks for all your posts. From last year spending 4 months with Ole Miss fans, I really did think a LSU night game would be tons of drunk guys with beer bottles in hand to throw at other fans to knock them out or broken bottles to cut peoples faces with or containers filled with piss being sprayed or pored all over apposing fans and such a drunken violent slash fest to opposing fans in general. And it was not until I did tons of research and checking and read tons of reports from others, such as WVir fans and how it was the exact opposite that gave me peace enough to buy tickets.
One fan group I will say stay away from where that kind of stuff does happen is Fresno St. So many bottles were thrown at Duck fans and fights started and such things last time we played there that our Alum Association told our President and that we demanded to never play them again. And the Admin of UO have gone on record saying we will never ever play them again because of it. Old Miss, when they travel there, are in for a rude awakening to the most violent of fans in Fresno St. And Zona fans are the worst in the PAC. They threw bottles at our players after the Double OT game 2 years ago and one hit a cheerleader in the head and she required a ambulance ride to the hospital. Her head was cut up too. And with USC/UCLA, they have been known to cut up and stab each other with knifes and such.
One fan group I will say stay away from where that kind of stuff does happen is Fresno St. So many bottles were thrown at Duck fans and fights started and such things last time we played there that our Alum Association told our President and that we demanded to never play them again. And the Admin of UO have gone on record saying we will never ever play them again because of it. Old Miss, when they travel there, are in for a rude awakening to the most violent of fans in Fresno St. And Zona fans are the worst in the PAC. They threw bottles at our players after the Double OT game 2 years ago and one hit a cheerleader in the head and she required a ambulance ride to the hospital. Her head was cut up too. And with USC/UCLA, they have been known to cut up and stab each other with knifes and such.
This post was edited on 8/17/11 at 9:09 am
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:48 am to DucksflyinPAC
1. No...we don't throw piss balloons
2. LSU fans treat OOC fans better than any team in the county. If you can put up with a "tigerbait" and a little ribbing you'll eat and drink for free
3. Ole Miss fans are stupid and jealous doo doo heads
4. If you're coming to Dallas, other then the fact your teams gonna get crushed, you'll have a great time...guaranteed.
2. LSU fans treat OOC fans better than any team in the county. If you can put up with a "tigerbait" and a little ribbing you'll eat and drink for free
3. Ole Miss fans are stupid and jealous doo doo heads
4. If you're coming to Dallas, other then the fact your teams gonna get crushed, you'll have a great time...guaranteed.
This post was edited on 8/17/11 at 8:49 am
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:48 am to DucksflyinPAC
It is all true. In fact its part of the mandatory curriculum for incoming Freshmen.
Piss Ballooning 101 -All male AND FEMALE students are required to take it.
Guess they didn't want to talk about the semen bombs we are preparing for you did they? It's gonna get messy my friend. You've been warned.
Piss Ballooning 101 -All male AND FEMALE students are required to take it.
Guess they didn't want to talk about the semen bombs we are preparing for you did they? It's gonna get messy my friend. You've been warned.
This post was edited on 8/17/11 at 8:51 am
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:49 am to Choctaw
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3. Ole Miss fans are stupid and jealous doo doo heads
Posted on 8/17/11 at 8:53 am to drexyl
quote:The only veggie I eat during piss ballooon week.
i've been on a strict diet of asparagus
Posted on 8/17/11 at 9:05 am to BilJ
do know a thing about being pissed on though. And if there is one thing that ticks me off it is this. When I was 5 years old and my little brother was 4 our mom made us take baths together back at that young age. I always played with my little rubber duckies(no joke)and always faced away from the faucet against the wall. My devilish little brother always faced the opposite direction towards the faucet playing with toy trucks or whatever. But one time he called my name and to turn around for he had a surprise for me. And when I turned around he had this little squirt gun in his hand and squirted me right in the mouth first then eyes and face with it. He could not stop laughing because he had pissed in it right before to shoot me with his piss. My dad ended up thinking it was funny and so did all my relatives and parents friends. And still to this day many of them bring that episode up and roll in laughter. As you can imagine, A)I refused to ever take a bath with him again. B)I hate piss more then you can even imagine. C)Being hit with piss, pisses me off royally. lol
Your brother went to LSU, right?
Your brother went to LSU, right?
Posted on 8/17/11 at 9:07 am to Spawn
Hey UO person:
That is Jack Daniel bourbon in those balloons. Some may be created from the flask and some may be recycled.
But you can bet your last nickel that it is premium bourbon whisky, baby.
Favorite Quote: "Jack Daniels if you please, bring me to my knees"
That is Jack Daniel bourbon in those balloons. Some may be created from the flask and some may be recycled.
But you can bet your last nickel that it is premium bourbon whisky, baby.
Favorite Quote: "Jack Daniels if you please, bring me to my knees"
This post was edited on 8/17/11 at 9:09 am
Posted on 8/17/11 at 9:09 am to DucksflyinPAC
quote:
I spent a lot of time with Old Myth fans
Posted on 8/17/11 at 9:11 am to AlxTgr
To the OP:
I'm 45, and have attended approximately 90 games over the past 35 or so years.
During those 35 years, I've seen probably 10 actual fist fights, and 50 or so stare downs/severe mean mugging/pre-fight that aint gonna be a real fight gamesmanship situations.
I'd say at least 1/3 of all of the above situations have been LSU fans calling out other LSU fans for acting like dicks.
Before the game, you'll have a blast, drink for free, and meet some really cool folks if you can take a little Tiger Bating in stride.
After the game, if we've won, it'll be "before the game" x 10.
If we lose, don't act like a douche. If you do, you're subject to some drunk guys pissedoffedness.
If y'all win, and if you don't act like a douche, see "before the game".
I'm 45, and have attended approximately 90 games over the past 35 or so years.
During those 35 years, I've seen probably 10 actual fist fights, and 50 or so stare downs/severe mean mugging/pre-fight that aint gonna be a real fight gamesmanship situations.
I'd say at least 1/3 of all of the above situations have been LSU fans calling out other LSU fans for acting like dicks.
Before the game, you'll have a blast, drink for free, and meet some really cool folks if you can take a little Tiger Bating in stride.
After the game, if we've won, it'll be "before the game" x 10.
If we lose, don't act like a douche. If you do, you're subject to some drunk guys pissedoffedness.
If y'all win, and if you don't act like a douche, see "before the game".
Posted on 8/17/11 at 9:24 am to Spawn
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This post was edited on 8/17/11 at 9:56 am
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