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UO question for LSU fans about piss balloons

Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:25 am
Posted by DucksflyinPAC
Portland, Oregon
Member since Mar 2011
1872 posts
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:25 am
I have been reading many reports on this site from LSU fans about a tradition of LSU fans(or some of them)having balloons with them and then filling them full of piss during a game and throwing them at apposing teams fans.

My question is: Is this true that LSU fans do this to apposing fans? Or were the LSU fans just joking and this does not go on there?

I spent a lot of time with Old Myth fans this time last year online and other SEC fans and they told me the one team that has the worst fans is yours. And they told me LSU fans are known to get so ugly drunk during a game and fill bottles of beer, or other products, with piss and splash other fans with it or throw the containers at fans. But then months ago I saw several WVir fans commenting on this site how pleasant your fans were to them. And I clicked on the Wvir link that had a big writeup about it and I saw hundreds of WVir fans all saying the same thing- how pleasantly they were surprised how nicely they got treated while at LSU.

Thus, I thought what I was told by Old Myth fans and other SEC fans was just made up, and the WVir fans knew the real scoop. But then yesterday I saw tons of LSU fans boasting about this piss balloon thing and such.

1)Being serious, is this true LSU fans do this?
2)Do you expect LSU fans to do this to UO fans at Dallas?

3)If this is true and you were an apposing fan that let's say brought your girlfriend with you and you were minding your own business not bothering anybody and some other fans threw a fat water balloon at you but it hit and smashed against your girlfriend and she was suffering from it. Meanwhile you got lucky and you saw the guy that threw it. What would you do to the guy back? For instance lets say a Duck fan through a big one and it hit your Wife or girlfriend or young daughter. Would you just sit there and not do anything about it? How many of us would not break the guys face apart?

I am being serious. I really want to know if this goes on at LSU and the answers to these questions please.

1)Is this true it goes on at LSU games?
2)Do you expect a chance it might happen in Dallas from LSU fans to Duck fans?
3)What would you do to the guy if a fan did it to your innocent wife/girlfriend/or young daughter?
Posted by Wideman
Arlington, Virginia
Member since Jul 2005
11721 posts
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:28 am to
1) It's physically impossible to make a piss balloon... so unless you have a power hose for a dick, you're not going to be able to produce enough pressure to blow up any sort of balloon with your urine.

2) All Tiger fans have power hoses for dicks. So yes, beware of the piss balloon!!!!!!!!
This post was edited on 8/17/11 at 7:31 am
Posted by bbap
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2006
96012 posts
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:28 am to
quote:

I am being serious.


which makes you pretty much a moron if you are seriously asking.
Posted by GeauxTigers580307
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2009
582 posts
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:29 am to
Ive been to my fair share and never seen it personally, but by all means break faces over that ignorant shiznit.

Geaux Tigers!
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50285 posts
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:29 am to
We also fry our corndogs in piss oil as well.
Posted by Chimlim
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2005
17712 posts
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:29 am to
It's a tradition for LSU fans to piss in balloons, carry around piss filled balloons with us all day long, and throw them at opposing fans.

It's just a myth made up by Ole Miss, Auburn, and Georgia fans. I've heard LSU fans throwing batteries at them, I've heard LSU fans beating up an elderly woman simply because she was wearing an Auburn shirt and the LSU security guard just laughed at it.
Posted by just me
Front of the Class: Schooling You
Member since Mar 2006
34489 posts
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:30 am to
It's all true.

We throw piss balloons.

We eat nothing but corndogs.

We wear toilet paper and laundry detergent boxes on our heads.
Posted by EricB
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
1680 posts
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:30 am to
This has never happened. If we ever had piss balloons we would have used them on the Penn State fans that were "tiger baiting" our asses after that shitty loss, and I didn't see one balloon.

I wanted to bash some faces in that day... oh well.. im over it now.
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50285 posts
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:31 am to
quote:

We wear toilet paper and laundry detergent boxes on our heads.


Speak for yourself, jackass.

I use my laundry boxes as underwear.
Posted by Wideman
Arlington, Virginia
Member since Jul 2005
11721 posts
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:32 am to
quote:

I use my laundry boxes as underwear.
I tried that, but I couldn't find a way to make pockets that could withstand the constant dripping of my piss balloons... so the laundry boxes became wet and disfunctional. Maybe I should try scotch guard next time?
This post was edited on 8/17/11 at 7:33 am
Posted by LaBornNRaised
Loomis blows
Member since Feb 2011
11004 posts
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:32 am to
LSU has the most amazing, pathetic, dedicated, backstabbing, vibrant, dull, nice, obnoxious, drunk, and most importantly dedicated fans on the planet.


In all honesty your questions cannot be answered because each game on the schedule has a different vibe than the next.
This post was edited on 8/17/11 at 7:35 am
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45749 posts
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:33 am to
No, but for you, we make exception, okay?
Posted by just me
Front of the Class: Schooling You
Member since Mar 2006
34489 posts
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:33 am to
quote:

1) It's physically impossible to make a piss balloon... so unless you have a power hose for a dick, you're not going to be able to produce enough pressure to blow up any sort of balloon with your urine.

2) All Tiger fans have power hoses for dicks. So yes, beware of the piss balloon!!!!!!!!
I am embarrassed of my lame post in the face of such awesomeness.

I will hide my head in shame for 13 minutes.
Posted by IMATIGERFAN
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2007
1284 posts
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:34 am to
Please stop posting, you can't spell and your posts suck.
Posted by 800lbgorilla
Member since Oct 2007
2331 posts
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:34 am to
I've been pissing in ballons since the A&M game to load up for duck fans. Unfortunatly my pet alligator busted all the ballons that I had stored in the out house when I took the pirouge down the bayou to get to work at the local corn dog factory.

Anyone have extra piss I can use for the game?
Posted by Defenseiskey
Dallas
Member since Nov 2010
1332 posts
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:36 am to
Well, we grow up learning to hate Bama, Auburn and Ole Piss. In general, we treat every other team's fans with respect.
Posted by Third Degrre Bern
Member since Dec 2010
652 posts
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:37 am to
1) happened at 12 of our home games last year.
2) for the dallas game against UO expect turd missles
3) leave the wife and kids at home, bring your boyfriend.---
This post was edited on 8/17/11 at 7:38 am
Posted by LaBornNRaised
Loomis blows
Member since Feb 2011
11004 posts
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:37 am to
quote:

Anyone have extra piss I can use for the game?


I know a guy. It's not legit but hell what is nowadays?
Posted by Iko Iko
BR, LA
Member since Nov 2008
2415 posts
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:37 am to
quote:

All Tiger fans have power hoses for dicks. So yes, beware of the piss balloon!!!!!!!!

Posted by Fight4LSU
Kenner
Member since Jul 2005
9755 posts
Posted on 8/17/11 at 7:40 am to
If it's happened before then it must be random because I've never seen it happen in my years of going to the games.

LSU fans are generally great towards opposing fans, especially OOC fans before and after the game.
You'll get a bunch of Tiger Baits and your usual wise crack or two, but if you can take it like a sport, then you'll have a new best friend until kickoff.

Fans of Ole Miss, Alabama, and Auburn are usually whiny bitches so that's why they get the worst of us.
This post was edited on 8/17/11 at 7:43 am
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