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Tony Clayton's "Trinbacca Defense" yesterday will be studied forever
Posted on 9/4/26 at 9:15 am
Posted on 9/4/26 at 9:15 am
Your Honor, I have one final thing I want you to consider...This is Trinbacca.
Trinbacca could be a rookie in the National Football League.
But Trinbacca lives on planet Oxford.
Now think about it: that does not make sense! Why would a rookie, a 6-foot-tall rookie, want to play in the national football league, with a bunch of 7 foot tall giants? That does not make sense!
But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I’m a lawyer defending these kids who deserve their 5th year of eligiblity, and I’m talkin’ about Trinbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense!
And so you have to remember, your honor, when you are deliberatin’ and conjugatin’ the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed courtroom, it does not make sense! If Trinbacca lives in Oxford, you must injunct! The defense rests.
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Posted on 9/4/26 at 9:17 am to SUB
What’s that about. I’m lost.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 9:17 am to SUB
Clayton did an excellent job at actual lawyering and you decided to portray him as some black caricature.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 9:17 am to SUB
WTF did I just read
Posted on 9/4/26 at 9:18 am to jkylejohnson
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What’s that about. I’m lost.
He woke up with a couple extra chromosomes this morning, that's all.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 9:20 am to Obi Wan Ryobi
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Clayton did an excellent job at actual lawyering and you decided to portray him as some black caricature.
It's just a joke, baw. It's not that deep. I'm happy with how he did yesterday.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 9:20 am to SUB
Just when I think I can’t possibly read a dumber post….
Posted on 9/4/26 at 9:24 am to TDsngumbo
You beat me to it, I was about to say that.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 9:27 am to SUB
I actually thought this was funny. Great South Park episode.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 9:30 am to SUB
Did you actually type all that, read it, and still think it was funny and post it?
Posted on 9/4/26 at 9:31 am to SUB
You makin' em at night?
Posted on 9/4/26 at 9:32 am to mdomingue
This is dumb and you should feel bad
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Not you, op
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mdomingue
Not you, op
This post was edited on 9/4/26 at 9:33 am
Posted on 9/4/26 at 9:45 am to JayVegas702
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This is dumb and you should feel bad
What the...
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ETA
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mdomingue
Not you, op
Maybe the funniest thing in this thread
Posted on 9/4/26 at 9:59 am to Obi Wan Ryobi
No he didn't - the fix was in the entire time - ANY lawyer could have achieved the result Clayton got yesterday - also, I find it rich that Tony complained about the SEC suing LSU in Alabama when LSU is located in Louisiana but Clayton sued the SEC in Louisiana when the SEC office is located in Alabama - hypocritical BS
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