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re: The “Pearanda rights”

Posted on 4/2/26 at 10:46 am to
Posted by SaveFarris
Member since Apr 2012
2748 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 10:46 am to
He's not going to have sex with you.
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles
San Diego, CA
Member since Feb 2014
1446 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 10:49 am to
quote:

He's not going to have sex with you.


Watch out. He’s going to put you on his list too!
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88139 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 10:54 am to
quote:



By law we must read these unalienable rights to our opponents before kicking their butts.

1. You have the right to remain silent while we are destroying your interior defense

2. Any defensive scheme you try to use against us can and will be used against YOU and result in the death of your guards

3. If at any point during the arse whipping you are receiving from LSU you wish to contact your mommy and cry, you will be afforded one phone call

4. You have the right to quit and go home because you are physically inferior and schematically and tactically overmatched.



Posted by Crusaders6767
Member since Nov 2025
51 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 11:08 am to
tell em baw ruff ruff[
This post was edited on 4/2/26 at 11:10 am
Posted by epbart
new york city
Member since Mar 2005
3320 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 11:11 am to
If you understood the entire sentence and the entire post you should have picked up on two things and neither of them had anything to do with S...

1st paragraph: if I wanted to be content to engage in low brow insults like you, I can do that, and I can beat you at that game... You're more gay than poetry, and you should retreat back to the Soccer Board.

2nd paragraph: I'm more explicitly pointing out that you seem not very intelligent. But I was trying to encourage you to be more thoughtful in the future.


I don't like to be mean on here, but if subtlety doesn't work and I have to explain this, you're kind of proving my point.

I look forward to your downvote as you struggle to find an edge and think of a comeback. And if you don't want to give me the satisfaction of a downvote now that I've anticipated your next move as your mind churns with impotent rage and confusion, I'm okay with that, too.

Be well.
Posted by epbart
new york city
Member since Mar 2005
3320 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 11:17 am to
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Tbf fr33 poems make me want to yeet myself off the capitol building.




I like fr33's work and I have encouraged him at times. I meant to reply to his poem last week and got distracted... Thanks for reminding me. :evil laugh:
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40491 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 11:22 am to
Seek help.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
37837 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 11:24 am to
quote:

The “Pearanda rights”


How many of these stupid threads are you going to start?
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
172083 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 11:57 am to
quote:

TigerBait2008




Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108281 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 12:00 pm to
Posted by HattiesburgTiger5439
Hattiesburg ms
Member since Sep 2023
1097 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 12:03 pm to
Wtf did I just read? Did you really just come up with that and honestly think that was a good idea to post? Especially here? Wow
Posted by HattiesburgTiger5439
Hattiesburg ms
Member since Sep 2023
1097 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 12:06 pm to
He did double down on the gay. Lmfao
Posted by basiletiger
lafayette, la.
Member since Aug 2007
2544 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 12:08 pm to
Isn't it Provacative!!!!?
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
108333 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

wtf is going on here?


Prepearing
Posted by HattiesburgTiger5439
Hattiesburg ms
Member since Sep 2023
1097 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 12:16 pm to
To the rescue!! The dude posted some super gay or stupid shite and most would agree it was retarded and sucked. He posted it and got butthurt after being called out. Then because he calls him gay you have to protect him. Wtf is wrong with a little back and forth humor?
P.S. Don posting on the soccer board is for real gay as shite!! Lmfao
Society is full of things skinned pussies!! Its ok to get bashed and called gay! It doesn’t make you gay or the post gay, even though it was pretty gay.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
172083 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 12:28 pm to
For you my friend
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles
San Diego, CA
Member since Feb 2014
1446 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

If you understood the entire sentence and the entire post you should have picked up on two things and neither of them had anything to do with S... 1st paragraph: if I wanted to be content to engage in low brow insults like you, I can do that, and I can beat you at that game... You're more gay than poetry, and you should retreat back to the Soccer Board. 2nd paragraph: I'm more explicitly pointing out that you seem not very intelligent. But I was trying to encourage you to be more thoughtful in the future. I don't like to be mean on here, but if subtlety doesn't work and I have to explain this, you're kind of proving my point. I look forward to your downvote as you struggle to find an edge and think of a comeback. And if you don't want to give me the satisfaction of a downvote now that I've anticipated your next move as your mind churns with impotent rage and confusion, I'm okay with that, too. Be well.


I don’t care if you think I’m gay because I am in the vast majority of heterosexual mean and women in the world who like soccer. It doesn’t hurt my feelings nor does it make me want to tell you to say it to my face or bring up I’m wealthy or start typing like I’m some fictitious intern.

You can defend S, but myself and the vast majority of people in this thread think it’s embarrassing and pathetic. And just as you have the free will to say whatever to me, I can tell him and you that neither of you affect me any further than embarrassment by association as Tiger fans.

To your second point, if a dumb person doesn’t find me intelligent, especially after they contradicted themselves and called their own friends they were defending gay and that making fun of them was low hanging fruit.

Just like wade wont frick S, S will not frick you. Actually he might. Dude loves Omar, the tiger and the gay dude.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
108333 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 2:08 pm to
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
172083 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 2:24 pm to
You’re getting absolutely mogged in here buster.
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles
San Diego, CA
Member since Feb 2014
1446 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

You’re getting absolutely mogged in here buster


98% of people think you take it in the arse and you think I’m getting mogged because one dumb guy in here thinks I shouldn’t make fun of you because you’re basically a retard and low hanging fruit, pun intended fruitcake.

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