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re: Rollins: That pitch "darted like a shad in shallow water."
Posted on 3/16/25 at 8:20 am to DeathValley85
Posted on 3/16/25 at 8:20 am to DeathValley85
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Speaking of schtiks, is yours genuine or are you an attention seeker? Pretty miserable existence either way honestly.
Imagine following a message board poster so close that you “know his schtick”

Posted on 3/16/25 at 8:24 am to TackySweater
No one has to follow you closely to see you regularly embarrassing yourself.
Posted on 3/16/25 at 8:25 am to OweO
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He is the best..
If by the best you mean awful at his job, then yes I agree
Posted on 3/16/25 at 8:49 am to clamdip
Sounds like some people on here have a kink in their colon. 

Posted on 3/16/25 at 9:07 am to la_birdman
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What’s the one he says about a blister or a sunburn or something? I can’t remember exactly how he says it.
I think it was “hotter than a fire ant bite on a fever blister”.
Posted on 3/16/25 at 9:41 am to Icansee4miles
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No one has to follow you closely to see you regularly embarrassing yourself.
Ohhhhhhh right lol
Posted on 3/16/25 at 10:14 am to Shiftyplus1
My favorite from Friday was when they used a shot of the flags in center to show how hard the wind was blowing and he said "if Christopher Colombus woulda had that wind at his back he would have gotten here in 1491"!
Posted on 3/16/25 at 10:51 am to doublecutter
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I think it was “hotter than a fire ant bite on a fever blister
I liked his “this umpire’s strike zone is tighter than a nun’s pussy!”
This post was edited on 3/16/25 at 1:07 pm
Posted on 3/16/25 at 11:54 am to clamdip
I think he called a line out to the warning track something like:
“And he hit a streak of milk out to left field”.
I had to rewind it just to make sure I heard it right
“And he hit a streak of milk out to left field”.
I had to rewind it just to make sure I heard it right
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