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re: Of all the Hysterical Melts, this one has been one of my favorites that I shall cherish

Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:25 pm to
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
106885 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:25 pm to
Oh, my sweet summer child. What do you know about melts? Melts are for the winter, when the melts flow a hundred feet deep. Melts are for the long night, when the sun hides for years and children are born and live and die all in darkness.
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
23234 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:28 pm to
it needs this gif:

Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
85198 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:30 pm to
We few, We lucky few, we band of Melters; for he today that melts with me shall be my Brother: be he ne’er so vile , this melt day shall gentle his condition ; And gentleman in Louisiana now a- bed Shall think themselves a’cursed they were not here to melt, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speak , That melted with us on St. Canada’s Day.
Posted by Rickdaddy4188
Murfreesboro,TN
Member since Aug 2011
48010 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

Total BS. Did Smoke sniff a championship with Skip’s players? And I would venture to say that Smoke was left a MUCH stronger foundation and culture than even Miles inherited. 


well played sir
Posted by Tall Tiger
Golden Rectangle
Member since Sep 2007
4169 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:31 pm to
It snowed that night in Nola.
Posted by mtnhighTiger
Scottsdale, AZ
Member since Jan 2010
4276 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:32 pm to
Actually, he should change this image to read....

"All your melts are belong to us"



Posted by Rickdaddy4188
Murfreesboro,TN
Member since Aug 2011
48010 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:32 pm to
"You ever danced with a Melter in the pale moonlight?"
Posted by mtnhighTiger
Scottsdale, AZ
Member since Jan 2010
4276 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:34 pm to
"Nobody's walking out on this fun, old fashioned family melt!"
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
85198 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:39 pm to
“I knew it was you Melt-O . You broke my heart . You broke my heart.”
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
106885 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:40 pm to
Four score and seven melts ago our coaches brought forth in this stadium, a new offense, conceived in Canada, and dedicated to the proposition that all QBs are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether this board, or any board so conceived and so divided, can long endure. We are met on a great posting-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a thread of that board, as a final melting place for those who here gave their posts that that board might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
Posted by CZTigerfan
Residential structure
Member since Aug 2016
3 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:43 pm to
Is that you Chicageaux?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
106885 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:44 pm to
Your question flatters me, but alas, I am not that gifted.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
85198 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:52 pm to
From each according to his melty abilities
To each according to his melty needs.

The melters have nothing to lose but their chains. Melters of the world, Unite !



Posted by NoGeaux
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
5599 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:56 pm to
You are correct.

It’s no big deal Alleva hired a 10-25 career DL coach with zero Coordinator experience and promised we would have the best Coordinators in the nation.

It’s no big deal in that HC’s first big decision as HC hires an OC either not knowing or not caring he’s had issues with authority in every place he’s ever coached and runs an offense that the HC doesn’t want to run.

It’s no big deal to make this OC the highest paid OC in the nation.

It’s no big deal that we are gonna pay the OC up to 3M NOT to coach here for the next 2 years.

Nothing to see here, move along.
This post was edited on 12/28/17 at 11:05 pm
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49603 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:57 pm to
Everyone here is a dumbass. You included.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
106885 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:57 pm to
The best argument against meltocracy is a five minute conversation with the average melter.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
106885 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:01 pm to
quote:

Everyone here is a dumbass. You included.




eta: I’m gonna have to keep this one for the Politalk melts.
This post was edited on 12/28/17 at 11:08 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
85198 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:02 pm to
quote:

dumbass


Two melts diverged on a board
I melted on the one less melted on
And that has made all the difference
Posted by Tiger Ree
Houston
Member since Jun 2004
24563 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:31 pm to
quote:

You are correct.

It’s no big deal Alleva hired a 10-25 career DL coach with zero Coordinator experience and promised we would have the best Coordinators in the nation.

It’s no big deal in that HC’s first big decision as HC hires an OC either not knowing or not caring he’s had issues with authority in every place he’s ever coached and runs an offense that the HC doesn’t want to run.

It’s no big deal to make this OC the highest paid OC in the nation.

It’s no big deal that we are gonna pay the OC up to 3M NOT to coach here for the next 2 years.

Nothing to see here, move along.


This is CLASSIC. A guy melting in a thread about melting. You only get this crap on the Rant. Idiots too stupid to realize what is even going on in a thread. They can melt anytime anywhere, Morons are like the honey badger, they don't care. Either that or they just aren't that smart.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
294622 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 11:35 pm to
quote:

The melters have nothing to lose but their chains. Melters of the world, Unite !


The Order of the Sisters of Eternal Pessimism is what they shall be known by.
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