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Of all the Hysterical Melts, this one has been one of my favorites that I shall cherish

Posted on 12/28/17 at 9:26 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78353 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 9:26 pm
Really, as far as Hysterical Melts go, this one pretty much has it all. The low information pronouncements, the threats, the questioning of motives, the comparing of fan loyalty, the clichés, the lines in the sand, the catastrophe syndrome, the Decline, the slurs, the tears, the pillaging of villages, the ravishment of women...

I'd like to thank each and every one of you hysterical melters for melting for my enjoyment. I agree with you completely, by the way, except for those areas where I disagree with you. Carry on. You have not yet begun to melt...for are we not Melters...because if we do not melt the terrorists will have won...melt for the children...because if melting saves even one life...

*quietly hums Alma Mater and Fight for LSU, wipes lone tear from eye...
Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
32949 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 9:27 pm to
The decline began on 12-25-04.
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
15781 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 9:29 pm to
Everyone has lost their minds.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259906 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 9:57 pm to
it's a wonder to behold
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98739 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:10 pm to
I believe the melters are our future
Troll them well and let them bleed away
Show them all the bitching they possess inside
Give them a sense of gloom to make it meltier
This post was edited on 12/28/17 at 10:12 pm
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
22746 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:12 pm to
To Melt or not to Melt that is the proverbial question......For some come to bury the melters, I choose to praise them.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78353 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:12 pm to
My man .
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56254 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:13 pm to
I haven't really been following the melt? Is it all just because Canada is leaving? What more is there to the story?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98739 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:13 pm to
Et tu Melte?
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
22746 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:14 pm to
We hold these melts to be self evident
For all melters are not created equal
That they are endowed by their creator with inalienable melting
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
22746 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:15 pm to
This was a good one boys....glad I could be here to experience it with yall before 2018 starts.....2003-2004 class of Tigerdroppings was second to none.
This post was edited on 12/28/17 at 10:16 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98739 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:16 pm to
Yes, it is all because of reports of Canada leaving. It doesn’t take much to trigger Catastrophe Syndrome on the Rant these days.

Posted by teeMike
In my mind, I'm already there.
Member since Feb 2007
7574 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:18 pm to
“I think, therefore I melt”
Posted by mtnhighTiger
Scottsdale, AZ
Member since Jan 2010
3934 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:20 pm to
Sounds like the premise for a good movie.

What actors should play Canada and O?
Posted by lsutigermall
Plantation Trace
Member since Nov 2006
7301 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:20 pm to
Mine too. One of my favorite days on the rant. Great post.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98739 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:20 pm to
quote:

2003-2004 class of Tigerdroppings was second to none.


The kids of today don’t realize how good they have it. We used to only have one board to watch melts on, now there are many.
Posted by 1723lale
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2010
2221 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:21 pm to
I'll stop the world and melt with you.
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
22746 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:21 pm to
Canada(Cory Feldman)

O(Bill Paxton)
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
22746 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:23 pm to

quote:

The kids of today don’t realize how good they have it. We used to only have one board to watch melts on, now there are many.



Pffff..thats if you could log in....2003-2004 internet speeds were still pretty spotty....not to mention that rough purple background.
Posted by alumni95
Member since Jun 2004
7587 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 10:24 pm to
quote:

The decline began on 12-25-04.


Total BS. Did Smoke sniff a championship with Skip’s players? And I would venture to say that Smoke was left a MUCH stronger foundation and culture than even Miles inherited.
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