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Need the rant's help Re: gift for bama grad brother in law

Posted on 12/5/11 at 6:09 am
Posted by Coon
La 56 Southbound
Member since Feb 2005
18492 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 6:09 am
so, i pulled my b-i-l's name for Christmas and need a great gift to mess with him and i figured the rant could give some pretty good ideas... So far i'm thinking:

plain white t-shirt to commemorate their 2011 football accomplishments

a rear view mirror for helping back into things as bama is prone to do



what else you got?
Posted by 318Tiger Fan
Shreveport
Member since Sep 2007
1859 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 6:11 am to
a clock set at 5:51
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
42631 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 6:15 am to
quote:

a clock set at 5:51

end thread.
Posted by jameison125
Jersey
Member since Aug 2007
2184 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 6:44 am to
quote:

a clock set at 5:51


This.

The plain white T isn't a bad one either.
Posted by tiger chaser
Birmingham Ala
Member since Feb 2008
7624 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 6:50 am to
Buy him a box of corndogs...
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
47802 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 6:51 am to
A pic of the bear wearing a LSU cap.

A toothbrush.

A MNC recruiting t-shirt.

Posted by Huck Finn
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2009
2458 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 6:54 am to
print out and frame him a copy of the picture found here: Zombie Elephant

I made it myself.
Posted by 318Tiger Fan
Shreveport
Member since Sep 2007
1859 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 6:55 am to
quote:

Message Posted by 318Tiger Fan a clock set at 5:51

With the clock hands permanently glued in this position
Posted by 318Tiger Fan
Shreveport
Member since Sep 2007
1859 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 6:56 am to
quote:

A toothbrush.


Posted by munchman
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
10322 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 6:57 am to
Indoor toilet?
Posted by Mr Breeze
The Lunatic Fringe
Member since Dec 2010
5959 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 6:59 am to
Cam Newton's autograph.
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
23729 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 7:30 am to
He is just a brother-in-law. Being a brother-in-law myself, I can attest that you should not do anything which leads him to believe that you accept the terrible choice he has made in his life. How about a crimson colored piss balloon on his head right before the graduation ceremony?
Posted by #1lsufan
South LA
Member since Jan 2004
1884 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 7:32 am to
Toilet bowl.
Posted by ChiutFan
Member since Feb 2009
264 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 7:34 am to
a red baby blanket.. for crying into

a timeout for for throwing a bama fit...

a dictionary for looking up the meaning of LOSS and highlight that entry.
Posted by Joe Joe Joe
Givin' Him the Business
Member since Oct 2007
5745 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 7:38 am to
A dildo. If he starts now, it won't hurt as bad on January 9th.
Posted by bidnes
Richmond, VA
Member since Jul 2011
181 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 7:39 am to
A jar of vasoline with a note that reades "You'll know when its time to use this"
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22685 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 7:56 am to
Houndstooth Forever Lazy
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 8:34 am to
A bag of flaming shite. A Molotov cocktail. Slap your sister around for marrying him.

/I keed, I keed

I like the clock idea, but it'll have to be given to him before the BCSCG. If, god forbid, we lose (I know, I know, shut my whore mouth!), then you will forever have a Gump showing off his new clock to you and bragging about winning the rematch.

Does he have any children? Teach them the LSU cheers and fight songs. It's a gift that will continue to give.
This post was edited on 12/5/11 at 8:38 am
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
25125 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 8:36 am to
THIS isn't active any more but if you could find it I always thought it was really funny. Love the sympathy card idea.
Posted by Burkett
B.R
Member since Jun 2009
439 posts
Posted on 12/5/11 at 8:43 am to
quote:

a clock set at 5:51


Since both my parents are from Alabama and all my relatives live in Alabama, anyone know of a good clock store in BR? I'm going to need many.
This post was edited on 12/5/11 at 8:45 am
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