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My ten predictions for the 2012 Football Season
Posted on 2/12/12 at 3:53 am
Posted on 2/12/12 at 3:53 am
1. The honey badger will return 3 punts for touchdowns, have 5 interceptions, 5 fumble recoveries, 6 forced funbles, steal 4 wallets, and somehow end the season with an opposing receiver's catching gloves. After finishing 2nd in the Heisman voting, he will be questioned by the police when the winner's trophy disappears.
2. After Tharold Simon wins the Thorpe award and Ron Brooks wins a starting job in the NFL, a writer with Sports Illustrated will predict that within 10 years half of the teams in the NFL will have a starting defensive back that came from LSU. He will be ridiculed for thinking it will take that long.
3. At some point in the season, Jarvis Landry will catch a touchdown pass, create a turnover by blowing up the kick returner on the ensuing kick off, and then catch another touchdown pass on the very next play. It will be dubbed "a Landry Hat Trick."
4. At a later point in the season on four consecutive plays, Keke Mingo will tackle a RB for a loss, bat down a pass, sack the QB, and block a FG attempt. After the game he will be heard to say (jokingly) that hat tricks are for pussies.
5. Brad wing takes a fake punt for a TD, but he's still gets flagged after he celebrates by running up into the stands to hit on a girl.
6. The Louisiana Red Cross has a banner year of Donations after a clever campaign gets tiger fans to pledge money for each time Coach Miles uses the word "want"
7. There's a quarterback controversy between Mett and Randall, but no one minds because rather than arguing over which one is worse we are arguing over which one is better.
8. Matt Branch (OL) will score a TD.
9. An opposing team will spray LSD on the grass on the LSU sideline. Les Miles will eat some and spend most of the second half hallucinating. No one will notice the difference as LSU still wins big.
10. After winning 13 lopsided games, LSU dominates USC in the national chapionship game. The press will focus on the fact that the score in the MNCG and the score of LSU's win over Bama in Tiger Stadium are both 21-0.
Yeah... I know... tl,dr... thanks for posting.
2. After Tharold Simon wins the Thorpe award and Ron Brooks wins a starting job in the NFL, a writer with Sports Illustrated will predict that within 10 years half of the teams in the NFL will have a starting defensive back that came from LSU. He will be ridiculed for thinking it will take that long.
3. At some point in the season, Jarvis Landry will catch a touchdown pass, create a turnover by blowing up the kick returner on the ensuing kick off, and then catch another touchdown pass on the very next play. It will be dubbed "a Landry Hat Trick."
4. At a later point in the season on four consecutive plays, Keke Mingo will tackle a RB for a loss, bat down a pass, sack the QB, and block a FG attempt. After the game he will be heard to say (jokingly) that hat tricks are for pussies.
5. Brad wing takes a fake punt for a TD, but he's still gets flagged after he celebrates by running up into the stands to hit on a girl.
6. The Louisiana Red Cross has a banner year of Donations after a clever campaign gets tiger fans to pledge money for each time Coach Miles uses the word "want"
7. There's a quarterback controversy between Mett and Randall, but no one minds because rather than arguing over which one is worse we are arguing over which one is better.
8. Matt Branch (OL) will score a TD.
9. An opposing team will spray LSD on the grass on the LSU sideline. Les Miles will eat some and spend most of the second half hallucinating. No one will notice the difference as LSU still wins big.
10. After winning 13 lopsided games, LSU dominates USC in the national chapionship game. The press will focus on the fact that the score in the MNCG and the score of LSU's win over Bama in Tiger Stadium are both 21-0.
Yeah... I know... tl,dr... thanks for posting.
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Posted on 2/12/12 at 5:27 am to DocBugbear
In the year two thousaaaaand...
Posted on 2/12/12 at 5:40 am to DocBugbear
quote:
No one will notice the difference
LOL.
top-shelf post.
Posted on 2/12/12 at 7:34 am to DocBugbear
Very good
Posted on 2/12/12 at 7:38 am to mauser
Sure is lonely in the middle of la noche
Posted on 2/12/12 at 8:05 am to DocBugbear
My compliments to your creativity. You thunk some right good thoughts.
Posted on 2/12/12 at 8:29 am to DocBugbear
#7
Im starting to believe some of you thirst for a qb controversy
IMO we are getting ready to see the best passing attack since jr and Rohan was tossing it.
Im starting to believe some of you thirst for a qb controversy
IMO we are getting ready to see the best passing attack since jr and Rohan was tossing it.
This post was edited on 2/12/12 at 8:41 am
Posted on 2/12/12 at 11:30 am to BT
quote:
Im starting to believe some of you thirst for a qb controversy
Exactly when was the last year when we didn't have QB controversy?
Posted on 2/12/12 at 11:52 am to DocBugbear
Great read
Posted on 2/12/12 at 12:57 pm to DocBugbear
quote:
MNCG
What game is that? Never heard of it before.
Posted on 2/12/12 at 1:16 pm to DocBugbear
quote:
Exactly when was the last year when we didn't have QB controversy?
It's been a long arse time. There were people who wanted Flynn in front of JR
Posted on 2/12/12 at 1:19 pm to DocBugbear
None of it is really all that far of a stretch. 
Posted on 2/12/12 at 1:20 pm to DocBugbear
Good read.
Shake the haterz
They're eminently shakable.
Shake the haterz
They're eminently shakable.
Posted on 2/12/12 at 1:27 pm to just me
Thanks for the entertainment, finally something different to read 
Posted on 2/12/12 at 1:54 pm to DocBugbear
Posted on 2/12/12 at 2:08 pm to DocBugbear
Post of the Month
Posted on 2/12/12 at 2:08 pm to DocBugbear
Haha. I agree with everything you said.
Posted on 2/12/12 at 3:06 pm to DocBugbear
quote:
10. After winning 13 lopsided games, LSU dominates USC in the national chapionship game. The press will focus on the fact that the score in the MNCG and the score of LSU's win over Bama in Tiger Stadium are both 21-0.
and for some....it won't be enough.
good post and Les will not have been the first to 'trip on da'tigahs'....just sayn.
Posted on 2/12/12 at 5:12 pm to DocBugbear
quote:
9. An opposing team will spray LSD on the grass on the LSU sideline. Les Miles will eat some and spend most of the second half hallucinating. No one will notice the difference as LSU still wins big.
quote:fify
7. There's no quarterback controversy between Mett and Randall, because no one minds one QB running the show, who happens to eat ground "mutton" formed into patties.
This post was edited on 2/12/12 at 5:14 pm
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