re: LSU needs an anti-Flynn

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Seriously, where can I get some of what you guys are smoking?

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It is difficult to come by. Let me tell you the story:

One day, Chad Jones decided that he would do a service for society. He thought of all of the poor children around the world and considered sacrificing his left bicep in order to feed them for the rest of their life. He then contemplated becoming Mormon. You see, he became saddened at the growing number of widows in the world and thought to himself, "if only I could marry them all." But, he finally decided on his mission.

Shortly after he retired the big red suit at the end of December, he was determined to help all of the poor athletes in the world. You know the kind. Those guys that make millions of dollars a year and have to give most of it to their babies' mommas. The guys that sometimes play an entire basketball game without having one call go there way. The guys who get called out on that low and outside strike three that they will will argue to their grave that the ball hit the dirt.

You see, Chad Jones figured out that no amount of money, glory, worldly possessions, free sex, and illegitimate children could make those guys happy. So, he set out on his travels to find the one thing that would make them happy: ciga-weed.

Chad Jones and Ricky Williams set off shortly after the MNCG to find the world's largest supply of natural ciga-weed. They searched near and far. They searched in the lows of Myanmar's Hukawng Valley. They climbed to the heights of the Sutter Buttes mountain range. But, it was on the Tibetan plateau that they found what they were looking for.

But, it would not come without a price. The monks of the Changtang region of the Tibetan plateau demanded a sacrifice in return for the world's largest supply of ciga-weed. Chad Jones, the humble servant that he is, gave only what he could give: Matt Flynn's heart on a silver platter.

And, you might ask how we got our hands on this plentiful supply? As we were leaving the Varsity on a late October evening, what did we see out of the corner of our eye? We saw a very large black man leave very angrily.

He was so angry, in fact, that he came back with the entire LSU football team and molested the entire Varsity staff and consumed their cars with fire from his eyes. But, as he was leaving, in his anger, he left his man-bag in the corner of the room. How could we refuse to look inside and see what he had left us?

Wait Wait Wait.

Mike V's death?

This is the funniest shht

Yet f'd up

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Ceeplay is the prime example why the likes of Virginia Beach needs to be nuked off of the face of the Earth.

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Whoa.. Whoa.. Whoa..
Let me know if/when this is going down.. I'd like to be on vacation somehwere outside of the blast range/nuclear fallout area..
Is Matt Flynn the one doing the detonating??

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By the way...Isn't Penn=Flynn?

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I'll answer your question with another question:

Has Flynn ever won an award given out by rainbow wearers for crying?

Petey overheard whispering to Saban: "See! See! We have successfully turned those rantards against themselves, convincing them that Flynn is to blame for LSU's...er uh............... success (expletives gush forth)and everything else! In only a few decades, you and I will be able to overcome the dynasty that kid perpetuated at LSU. Then, it'll be just you and me: mano on mano! Actually, we'll first have to finish this additional delusion that RP is the biggest criminal in the history of the world. Dang, I thought we wuz gonna get him arrested a time or two."

Saban to Petey: "I might have to take a few months off to figure out how to get the criminal charges against my team dismissed. After all, only a couple of them were for armed robbery."

Petey: "Yep, I gotta work on that rape charge against one of my guys. Even worse, I've gotta try to pull a fast one to be able to keep that crystal ball we st..won. I can't give it back. Leinhart and Jarrett were playing pitch and catch with it and Jarrett dropped a pass on the sidewalk. We've been working two years to put the pieces back together, but it never comes out in the correct shape."

you shall not weaken this thread with the myths about misdeeds of other sports figures of European heritage.

They are only flynnmposters

Chicken, about those bonehead dumbass icons I keep asking for-can you make sure you get some black ones as well?