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Lou Holtz "LSU doesn't have a good offense"

Posted on 1/6/12 at 12:13 pm
Posted by Brettesaurus Rex
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2009
38259 posts
Posted on 1/6/12 at 12:13 pm

I'm pretty sure we didn't break at least 35 points in only two games this year. He cites the fact that we don't have many yards, but hey Lou, you wanna check the scoreboard?

I love when people just spew things without even checking facts.
This post was edited on 1/6/12 at 12:14 pm
Posted by heightstiger
Houston Heights
Member since Dec 2011
435 posts
Posted on 1/6/12 at 12:13 pm to
12th best scoring offense in the country.
Posted by I Love Bama
Alabama
Member since Nov 2007
37701 posts
Posted on 1/6/12 at 12:14 pm to
You can't take a man serious that only talks with half his face. Was that too much?
Posted by Party At LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
10692 posts
Posted on 1/6/12 at 12:15 pm to
In two years when Lou is yelling down the hallway for the nurse to come change his bed pan, he'll still ramble about how Notre Dame will win the national championship to anyone who can still hear at the 5:00 bingo.
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
19876 posts
Posted on 1/6/12 at 12:15 pm to
we dont have great yards because wing pins teams back, the defense holds, and their punts are closer, so we have fewer yards to go.
that and our takeaways put us in better spots
Posted by Hoofhearted
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
1090 posts
Posted on 1/6/12 at 12:16 pm to
Did you wipe your TV off after he got through? That's an interesting lisp he has.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 1/6/12 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

12. LSU
quote:

50. Notre Dame
Suck on that tiger d#ck Holtz
Posted by Oyster
North Shore
Member since Feb 2009
10224 posts
Posted on 1/6/12 at 12:17 pm to
When was the last time LSU ran up 70 pts in a bowl game? (sarcasm)

Hey Lou, You dont need the number one offense with your one of two team in the NCAA that has a defense.
Posted by Hoofhearted
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
1090 posts
Posted on 1/6/12 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

12th best scoring offense in the country.


T H A T
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66918 posts
Posted on 1/6/12 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

Lou Holtz "LSU doesn't have a good offense"


Lou Holtz doesn't have a good non-spitting speech pattern. Frick him.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 1/6/12 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

You can't take a man serious that only talks with half his face
Nah, just men shorter that 5'6"
Posted by SLTiger29
Galliano, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2011
734 posts
Posted on 1/6/12 at 12:19 pm to
Want to talk about shitty offenses?

LSU's opponent Monday couldn't beat a team who failed to score a touchdown against them at their own house.
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
3756 posts
Posted on 1/6/12 at 12:20 pm to
I just heard that too and spit up food in the break room. He needs to stop trying to kill me.
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 1/6/12 at 12:20 pm to
Unless he wrote it you can't ever be 100% sure of what he's saying.
Posted by Bandits
Lafayette
Member since Sep 2008
3170 posts
Posted on 1/6/12 at 12:24 pm to
I really am worried that dementia or something serious has set in on him.
Posted by NDA13112
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2005
1357 posts
Posted on 1/6/12 at 12:29 pm to
Link?
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17474 posts
Posted on 1/6/12 at 12:32 pm to

every third syllable is at least a spittle
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66918 posts
Posted on 1/6/12 at 12:34 pm to
Posted by nugget
Mostly Peaceful Poster
Member since Dec 2009
13814 posts
Posted on 1/6/12 at 12:36 pm to
I'd break that old brittle bastard's leg.
Posted by TigerinCharlotte
Charlotte, NC - The Queen City
Member since Sep 2008
1266 posts
Posted on 1/6/12 at 12:52 pm to
I about pissed myself over that pic!
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