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Weston5
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Looking for good Ole Miss jokes?
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Tiger2763
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re: Looking for good Ole Miss jokes?
Best pick up line for a guy from ole miss?

Say...nice tooth!


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DocBugbear
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Member since Mar 2008
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re: Looking for good Ole Miss jokes?
This season is their last chance to do anything with a good team before they get decimated by sanctions and they are 3-3 and about to be 3-4.





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poncho villa
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re: Looking for good Ole Miss jokes?
Ole Miss won a national championship


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Ping Pong
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The Boot
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re: Looking for good Ole Miss jokes?


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meddizzle
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Colorado
Member since Apr 2008
773 posts

re: Looking for good Ole Miss jokes?
Ole Miss isn't full of ****s


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jaTigerfan
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Near St George
Member since Oct 2011
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re: Looking for good Ole Miss jokes?
It's Ole Miss. That's the joke.


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Mindless Zombie
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Purplehaze44
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re: Looking for good Ole Miss jokes?
Their admittance requirements.


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soccerfüt
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alumni95
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re: Looking for good Ole Miss jokes?
Funny... I always thought that sign actually said Co-Champions.

By the picture that is a flat out lie.


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alumni95
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Member since Jun 2004
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re: Looking for good Ole Miss jokes?
Ole Miss joke: there is an arch in The Grove titled "Walk of Champions". The only OM FOOTBALL Champions are now septogenarians.


alumni95
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Member since Jun 2004
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re: Looking for good Ole Miss jokes?
Another OM joke:

Ole Miss is 1 of only 2 SEC West teams to have never played in an SEC CG. The other is A&M, and OM has had 20 more chances than they have (0 for 25 overall, including this season).

But hey... That 2003 SEC West Champions banner sure is cute.
This post was edited on 10/20 at 1:32 am


EastBankTiger
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Member since Dec 2003
16374 posts

re: Looking for good Ole Miss jokes?
Ole Miss son: Dad, how does it feel to win an SEC championship?

Ole Miss Dad: How the hell should I know? I'm only 53 years old, dammit.


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TriDitty
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Member since Aug 2016
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re: Looking for good Ole Miss jokes?
I remember Chad Lavalais pushing Eli's Center back into his feet to trip him up in the final minute of the '03 game like it was yesterday.



alumni95
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2004
5687 posts

re: Looking for good Ole Miss jokes?
Ok... Since you brought up Eli, here's one more:

7 years with a Manning QB... ZERO SEC Championships. (That's a joke on Ole Miss, not Archie or Eli.)

Bonus trivia: Surprisingly there is only 1 SEC Championship ring in the Mannings combined 11-year SEC career.
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Just_Fight_Baby
LSU Fan
Haunting the Indian Mounds
Member since Sep 2016
1189 posts

re: Looking for good Ole Miss jokes?
Was completely unaware that OM had switched mascots from "Colonel Reb" to a "Black Bear". Fired up Google and found a wiki on the topic here.

So the switch happened in 2010? Well how about that. Learned about a blind, African American peanut vendor named Jim Ivy who cheered on the OM football team for sixty years and became something of a campus fixture until his passing in 1955.

Can't help but wonder if Jim Ivy was the inspiration somehow for Dave Chappelle's "Clayton Bigsby" character. Hmm.

Anyway, good on you, OM!!!

Ya'll finally figured out an animal mascot has more market upside than this.



WhiskeyBusiness
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Member since Aug 2011
946 posts

re: Looking for good Ole Miss jokes?
Hoddy toddy suck my roddy?


Meauxjeaux
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re: Looking for good Ole Miss jokes?
Comedian: "Ole Miss."

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Audience:


Meauxjeaux
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re: Looking for good Ole Miss jokes?
Careful, there's a real Toddy lurking around here.


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