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Posted on 10/19/16 at 10:42 pm
Posted by Weston5
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Posted on 10/19/16 at 10:42 pm
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Posted by Tiger2763
Member since Aug 2011
363 posts
Posted on 10/19/16 at 10:45 pm to
Best pick up line for a guy from ole miss?

Say...nice tooth!
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
7958 posts
Posted on 10/19/16 at 10:47 pm to
This season is their last chance to do anything with a good team before they get decimated by sanctions and they are 3-3 and about to be 3-4.



Posted by poncho villa
DALLAS
Member since Jul 2010
17713 posts
Posted on 10/19/16 at 10:49 pm to
Ole Miss won a national championship
Posted by Ping Pong
LSU and UVA alum
Member since Aug 2014
5354 posts
Posted on 10/19/16 at 10:53 pm to
Posted by meddizzle
Colorado
Member since Apr 2008
794 posts
Posted on 10/19/16 at 10:58 pm to
Ole Miss isn't full of ****s
Posted by jaTigerfan
Nashville
Member since Oct 2011
2091 posts
Posted on 10/19/16 at 11:03 pm to
It's Ole Miss. That's the joke.
Posted by Mindless Zombie
Member since Aug 2016
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Posted on 10/19/16 at 11:03 pm to
Posted by Purplehaze44
Member since Jun 2015
1432 posts
Posted on 10/19/16 at 11:32 pm to
Their admittance requirements.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 10/20/16 at 12:46 am to
Posted by alumni95
Member since Jun 2004
7587 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 1:05 am to
Funny... I always thought that sign actually said Co-Champions.

By the picture that is a flat out lie.
Posted by alumni95
Member since Jun 2004
7587 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 1:09 am to
Ole Miss joke: there is an arch in The Grove titled "Walk of Champions". The only OM FOOTBALL Champions are now septogenarians.
Posted by alumni95
Member since Jun 2004
7587 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 1:20 am to
Another OM joke:

Ole Miss is 1 of only 2 SEC West teams to have never played in an SEC CG. The other is A&M, and OM has had 20 more chances than they have (0 for 25 overall, including this season).

But hey... That 2003 SEC West Champions banner sure is cute.
This post was edited on 10/20/16 at 1:32 am
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21326 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 2:54 am to
Ole Miss son: Dad, how does it feel to win an SEC championship?

Ole Miss Dad: How the hell should I know? I'm only 53 years old, dammit.
Posted by TriDitty
New Iberia
Member since Aug 2016
1272 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 3:34 am to
I remember Chad Lavalais pushing Eli's Center back into his feet to trip him up in the final minute of the '03 game like it was yesterday.

Posted by alumni95
Member since Jun 2004
7587 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 3:42 am to
Ok... Since you brought up Eli, here's one more:

7 years with a Manning QB... ZERO SEC Championships. (That's a joke on Ole Miss, not Archie or Eli.)

Bonus trivia: Surprisingly there is only 1 SEC Championship ring in the Mannings combined 11-year SEC career.
This post was edited on 10/20/16 at 3:46 am
Posted by Just_Fight_Baby
Haunting the Indian Mounds
Member since Sep 2016
1189 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:56 am to
Was completely unaware that OM had switched mascots from "Colonel Reb" to a "Black Bear". Fired up Google and found a wiki on the topic here.

So the switch happened in 2010? Well how about that. Learned about a blind, African American peanut vendor named Jim Ivy who cheered on the OM football team for sixty years and became something of a campus fixture until his passing in 1955.

Can't help but wonder if Jim Ivy was the inspiration somehow for Dave Chappelle's "Clayton Bigsby" character. Hmm.

Anyway, good on you, OM!!!

Ya'll finally figured out an animal mascot has more market upside than this.

Posted by WhiskeyBusiness
Member since Aug 2011
1160 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 7:13 am to
Hoddy toddy suck my roddy?
Posted by Meauxjeaux
98836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
39993 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 7:37 am to
Comedian: "Ole Miss."

short pause

Audience:
Posted by Meauxjeaux
98836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
39993 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 7:40 am to
Careful, there's a real Toddy lurking around here.
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