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Posted on 11/18/13 at 5:14 pm to toratiger
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This post was edited on 11/18/13 at 5:15 pm
Posted on 11/18/13 at 5:26 pm to JGuidry7
Why did the Aggie cross the road??
B/C he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
B/C he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 5:29 pm to ELESHU23
Some of these are pretty damn good
Posted on 11/18/13 at 5:52 pm to whiteside
Aggie had a catfish farm,but all the catfish died.So he consulted a yell leader.The leader found the trouble;He said you are planting the catfish head first,try planting them tail first.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 5:54 pm to whiteside
These three guys got together and were talking about their experiences in life and the first one said "I am a graduate of LSU, I make $50,000 a year, I am married, I have 3 children and I sent them all to LSU where they could be with own kind. The second guy says "I also went to LSU, I make $75.000 a year, I am married,I have 5 children and I sent them all to LSU to be with their own kind. The third guy says "I am a graduate of Texas A&M, I make $100,000 a year, I have 10 children. never married and I sent them all to LSU where they could be with own kind.
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
In the spirit of this thread: did you hear about the aggie that was caught sniffing sweet and low? He thought it was diet coke,

Sorry, I couldn't resist.
In the spirit of this thread: did you hear about the aggie that was caught sniffing sweet and low? He thought it was diet coke,

Posted on 11/18/13 at 6:01 pm to Agape777
What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, blond?
An aggie coed doing cartwheels.
An aggie coed doing cartwheels.
Posted on 11/18/13 at 6:10 pm to toratiger
Two Aggies are walking around College Station and see an old dog laying in the shade licking his dick.
1st Aggie says, "Man, don't you wish you could do that?!"
2nd Aggie says, "Hell Yes!... but do you think he will bite?
1st Aggie says, "Man, don't you wish you could do that?!"
2nd Aggie says, "Hell Yes!... but do you think he will bite?
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:06 pm to Agape777
"He thought it was diet coke."
---I have two degrees from LSU and it took me a while to get that joke.
thanks, 777
---I have two degrees from LSU and it took me a while to get that joke.
thanks, 777

Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:12 pm to toratiger
Is the defense not a joke in itself?
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:17 pm to cypresstiger
An Aggie and a LSU fan are caught by a jungle tribe and sentenced to death. They are told that they will each have one last request.
The Aggie thinks and says, "I want to hear the A&M Fight Song just one more time."
The tribe agrees and asks the LSU fan what his last request is. He replies with only 3 words, "Kill Me First."
GEAUX!!!

The Aggie thinks and says, "I want to hear the A&M Fight Song just one more time."
The tribe agrees and asks the LSU fan what his last request is. He replies with only 3 words, "Kill Me First."
GEAUX!!!

Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:41 pm to tigger42day
One saturday aTm was going to play Montana State Junior College A&M but MSJC didn't show up. So not to disappoint the Aggie fans they decided they would play anyway and took the ball on the 20 yard line. Four plays later they scored.
What do an Aggie co-ed and a turtle have in common? Flip them on their backs and they are both screwed.....
What do an Aggie co-ed and a turtle have in common? Flip them on their backs and they are both screwed.....
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:43 pm to Topisawtiger
There was an Aggie who got tired of everyone making fun of her so one night she decided to memorize every capitol of every state. The next day when she was at work, some co-workers were making fun of her. She march right up to them and said, "I resent being made fun of so I did something that no one would do. I memorized every capitol of every state. A co-worker did not believe her so she said, "Try me." "OK," said the co-worker, "what is the capitol of Wyoming?" She smiled and said, "W."



Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:44 pm to Topisawtiger
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:45 pm to Topisawtiger
An Aggie comes home from work and catches the wife in bed with his best friend so he goes to the nightstand, opens the drawer and pulls out a gun and puts it to his head. They both sit up and laugh.
He responds "don't laugh, you're next"

He responds "don't laugh, you're next"

Posted on 11/19/13 at 7:27 am to tigger42day
quote:It feels wrong to laugh...
An Aggie comes home from work and catches the wife in bed with his best friend so he goes to the nightstand, opens the drawer and pulls out a gun and puts it to his head. They both sit up and laugh. He responds "don't laugh, you're next"
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:48 am to toratiger
How do you break an aggies finger?
Punch him in the nose.
Punch him in the nose.
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