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re: Let the aggie jokes fly.

Posted on 11/18/13 at 3:38 pm to
Posted by PeaRidgeWatash
Down by the docks of the city
Member since Dec 2004
15210 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 3:38 pm to
What did the Aggie yell leader say to the other yell leader at a bar after a game?

Can I push in your stool?
Posted by Jenar Boy
Elsewhere
Member since Aug 2013
13702 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 4:07 pm to
Posted by Jenar Boy
Elsewhere
Member since Aug 2013
13702 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 4:11 pm to
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
52570 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 4:17 pm to
Posted by JGuidry7
Boston University
Member since Jan 2013
932 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 5:14 pm to
Scroll down a bit
This post was edited on 11/18/13 at 5:15 pm
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 5:26 pm to
Why did the Aggie cross the road??





B/C he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Posted by whiteside
Houston,TX
Member since Oct 2009
714 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 5:29 pm to
Some of these are pretty damn good
Posted by G I Jeaux
off duty
Member since Aug 2009
2371 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 5:52 pm to
Aggie had a catfish farm,but all the catfish died.So he consulted a yell leader.The leader found the trouble;He said you are planting the catfish head first,try planting them tail first.
Posted by Agape777
San Antonio, Texas
Member since Sep 2013
13 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 5:54 pm to
These three guys got together and were talking about their experiences in life and the first one said "I am a graduate of LSU, I make $50,000 a year, I am married, I have 3 children and I sent them all to LSU where they could be with own kind. The second guy says "I also went to LSU, I make $75.000 a year, I am married,I have 5 children and I sent them all to LSU to be with their own kind. The third guy says "I am a graduate of Texas A&M, I make $100,000 a year, I have 10 children. never married and I sent them all to LSU where they could be with own kind.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

In the spirit of this thread: did you hear about the aggie that was caught sniffing sweet and low? He thought it was diet coke,

Posted by Agape777
San Antonio, Texas
Member since Sep 2013
13 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 6:01 pm to
What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, blond?

An aggie coed doing cartwheels.
Posted by Tiger Brigade
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2012
122 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 6:10 pm to
Two Aggies are walking around College Station and see an old dog laying in the shade licking his dick.

1st Aggie says, "Man, don't you wish you could do that?!"

2nd Aggie says, "Hell Yes!... but do you think he will bite?
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
12527 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:06 pm to
"He thought it was diet coke."

---I have two degrees from LSU and it took me a while to get that joke.
thanks, 777

Posted by GeauxTigerNation
Member since 1988
Member since Nov 2013
13429 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:12 pm to
Is the defense not a joke in itself?
Posted by tigger42day
Just south of Mizery
Member since Oct 2004
7270 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:17 pm to
An Aggie and a LSU fan are caught by a jungle tribe and sentenced to death. They are told that they will each have one last request.
The Aggie thinks and says, "I want to hear the A&M Fight Song just one more time."
The tribe agrees and asks the LSU fan what his last request is. He replies with only 3 words, "Kill Me First."
GEAUX!!!
Posted by Topisawtiger
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2012
3665 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:41 pm to
One saturday aTm was going to play Montana State Junior College A&M but MSJC didn't show up. So not to disappoint the Aggie fans they decided they would play anyway and took the ball on the 20 yard line. Four plays later they scored.


What do an Aggie co-ed and a turtle have in common? Flip them on their backs and they are both screwed.....
Posted by tigger42day
Just south of Mizery
Member since Oct 2004
7270 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:43 pm to
There was an Aggie who got tired of everyone making fun of her so one night she decided to memorize every capitol of every state. The next day when she was at work, some co-workers were making fun of her. She march right up to them and said, "I resent being made fun of so I did something that no one would do. I memorized every capitol of every state. A co-worker did not believe her so she said, "Try me." "OK," said the co-worker, "what is the capitol of Wyoming?" She smiled and said, "W."
Posted by LesGeaux45
Member since Nov 2009
9232 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:44 pm to
Anyone seen this one yet?

LINK
Posted by tigger42day
Just south of Mizery
Member since Oct 2004
7270 posts
Posted on 11/18/13 at 9:45 pm to
An Aggie comes home from work and catches the wife in bed with his best friend so he goes to the nightstand, opens the drawer and pulls out a gun and puts it to his head. They both sit up and laugh.
He responds "don't laugh, you're next"

Posted by Gizmeaux
Member since Dec 2009
4997 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 7:27 am to
quote:

An Aggie comes home from work and catches the wife in bed with his best friend so he goes to the nightstand, opens the drawer and pulls out a gun and puts it to his head. They both sit up and laugh. He responds "don't laugh, you're next"
It feels wrong to laugh...
Posted by Jenar Boy
Elsewhere
Member since Aug 2013
13702 posts
Posted on 11/19/13 at 8:48 am to
How do you break an aggies finger?

Punch him in the nose.
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