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re: Les Miles VS Dos Equis Man
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:25 pm to Maurice tiger fan
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:25 pm to Maurice tiger fan
the mentally challenged sponsor a "special" competition, just for him.
he once called for a spike with one second left, just to see how it felt.
he's caused more heart attacks with his coaching, than the colonel has with his chicken.
he once wore a headset to look like madonna, and he doesn't even like madonna.
he once called for a spike with one second left, just to see how it felt.
he's caused more heart attacks with his coaching, than the colonel has with his chicken.
he once wore a headset to look like madonna, and he doesn't even like madonna.
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:34 pm to lsusa
He LIKES his team more than he likes any other team in the whole wide world!
This post was edited on 10/18/10 at 7:37 pm
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:37 pm to horndog
Worst post in a while. Posters who like it probably never get poon and molest young children.
Fact
Fact
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:42 pm to Maurice tiger fan
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He is mentally challenged and still able to challenge you mentally
Liked this one.
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:42 pm to luvmesumlsu
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He once recruited the top QB in the land, just to prove he could play wide receiver.
I LOLed at your post, but am a nit-picker...Shep wasn't the top QB in the land. The continued insistence that we're putting the 'top' QB at receiver bugs the hell out of me. Shep was the top 'athlete' and LSU was the only school that said they'd give him a chance at QB (which is one of the main reasons we got him).
That said, funny stuff. I especially liked the 'challenges everyone mentally' one.
This post was edited on 10/18/10 at 7:51 pm
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:45 pm to Maurice tiger fan
He doesn't wear a hat......he places it on his head and considers the hat lucky to be near his brain.

Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:47 pm to Maurice tiger fan
That's as hard as I've laughed in a long time. Great post!
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:51 pm to rosiebean
quote:Rivals listed him as the #1 dual-threat QB. Look it up.
The continued insistence that we're putting the 'top' QB at receiver bugs the hell out of me.
Posted on 10/18/10 at 8:02 pm to Maurice tiger fan
enjoy it time and time again...because it's damn funny.

Posted on 10/18/10 at 8:41 pm to baytiger
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Rivals listed him as the #1 dual-threat QB. Look it up.
LMAO. 'Dual threat' QB is synonymous with 'running QB with a noodle for an arm'. Are you seriously...seriuolsy...saying that Shep was listed as a 'dual threat' QB because of his arm strength??? Then why the frick was he recruited as a QB by so many other schools?
OH RIGHT, Texas, USC, Notre Dame, Michigan, Florida, and Tennessee all recruited him as a QB...except that they, you know, didn't.
I have serious issues with the mismanagement of Shep's talent, but anyone who insists that the dude is being misused because he's not under center is smoking something that they need to share with the rest of the Rant.
Posted on 10/18/10 at 8:44 pm to rosiebean
I'm just going on evidence man. Rivals and Scout are pretty solid in that regard. Show us some proof at least that nobody else recruited him as a QB and I'll take your point.
Posted on 10/18/10 at 9:32 pm to JackTMed
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I'm just going on evidence man. Rivals and Scout are pretty solid in that regard. Show us some proof at least that nobody else recruited him as a QB and I'll take your point.
I am going by what actually happened, man.
I follow recruiting pretty heavily, and it was widely known (and part of the Shep-to-LSU lore) that the main reason we got him was because we offered him the chance to play QB. Find any highly-regarded poster you trust who is a recruiting guru, they'll tell you the same thing about his recruitment. None of the big boys (Texas especially) recruited him as QB.
Links, after a brief google search:
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The only reason we were in it with Shepard is because Texas coach Mack Brown was recruiting him strictly as a wide receiver. Shepard has said he does not mind switching positions but wants to get a shot at quarterback, and will switch positions if he doesn't earn playing time at QB.
That's fine with me. Les Miles has said he's a quarterback and that's where he wants Shepard. I actually give Mack Brown some credit here. He didn't just tell Shepard what he wanted to hear. He told him the truth, which is that Texas wasn't going to give him a shot at quarterback. LSU will.
Or this https://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/fb/fbc/5589791.html
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"This is an absolute surprise," said recruiting analyst Ahmard Vital. "I thought he would have made his decision in the summer, but he feels that LSU is the perfect fit for him. He's close to home and they'll give him a chance to play quarterback.
Shepard, who will graduate early, will get a chance to compete for the Tigers' starting role with former Brenham standout Jarrett Lee. Lee will enter LSU's spring practice as the starting QB after Ryan Perriloux was suspended from the program last month.
"Russell doesn't mind moving to another position," said Vital, "but he wanted to go to a school that was willing to give him a shot to play quarterback."
A school that was 'willing' to 'give him a shot to play quarterback'. Think about it. When's the last time a true QB prospect had that written about him?
This https://boardreader.com/thread/QB_Russell_Shepard_question_a65sX1j84.html from tide fans or some such Bama board.
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Thanks fellas, that's what I needed. Had a debate on another board with an LSU fan who was claiming AJ was overrated and a "project". I just found it amusing that Shepard is actually a much bigger project at the QB position than AJ--by a long shot. I'm guessing Shepard will end up at WR or DB before his days are over in Red Stick.
https://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/austin/longhorns/entries/2008/02/10/shepard_gets_of.html
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The Longhorns already have a quarterback commit in five-star signal caller Garrett Gilbert, who led Lake Travis to the Class 4A Division I state championship. Gilbert’s commit changed things for Shepard
“Coach (Mack) Brown said Russell, ‘We really love you and we want to go to school here, but it’s a weird situation with all the quarterbacks,’” Shepard said. “He let me know it’s kind of weird bringing in two highly rated quarterbacks.”
As I said, if that's not enough, do a little research on your own, or better yet, ask a poster into recruiting that you trust...I'm not making this shite up.
This post was edited on 10/18/10 at 9:42 pm
Posted on 10/18/10 at 9:55 pm to Maurice tiger fan
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He is mentally challenged and still able to challenge you mentally
It was divine inspiration.
Posted on 10/18/10 at 9:56 pm to Maurice tiger fan
Freaking hilarious!!!

Posted on 10/18/10 at 10:07 pm to Maurice tiger fan
I don't always win, but when I lose.... I still win
Stay confused my friends
Stay confused my friends
Posted on 10/18/10 at 10:08 pm to rosiebean
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A school that was 'willing' to 'give him a shot to play quarterback'. Think about it. When's the last time a true QB prospect had that written about him?
He should still get the shot to play quarterback. That includes next year. Give him a play if possible (and necessary) in the next two, definitely a series or two against ULM.
Posted on 10/18/10 at 10:13 pm to mmcgrath
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He doesn't wear a hat......he places it on his head and considers the hat lucky to be near his brain
That was mine too...........
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