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Les Miles VS Dos Equis Man
Posted on 10/18/10 at 6:45 pm
Posted on 10/18/10 at 6:45 pm
Les Miles vs. "Dos Equis Man"
· He once played an April Fools joke ...on 92,000 people ...in October
· He once scored a TD on a fake FG, so 3 years later he added a bounce pass to it, just to see if he could
· He is mentally challenged and still able to challenge you mentally
· He has been undefeated in regulation (2007), and defeated in regulation (TN), while still being undefeated.
· He drinks tabasco to warm up the ice in his veins.
· The only man to ever lose to and defeat a 10-3 Defense at the same time.
· He has never seen a glass half empty, only one he wants to be full.
· He uses the word "want" as both a verb and noun in the same sentence.
· He will build a lead at half and then let the other team come back just to make things interesting.
· He once bought a thesaurus, just to throw it away.
· He once simplified an offense that opposing defenses have already figured out...
· His organ donor card also lists his hat...
· He has never lost a game, he only finishes second.
· He once recruited the top QB in the land, just to prove he could play wide receiver.
· He can make comparisons about the excitement of reading books without ever having read one.
· He recruits 5 star talent simply to keep other schools from having it.
· His hat has turned down head coaching offers.
· He once lost in overtime, just to know what it felt like to be undefeated in regulation.
· He manages the clock by forgetting it's even there
· He has a want to get a guy more touches without actually wanting to get a guy more touches.
· He is.......THE MOST INTERESTING COACH IN THE WORLD!
· He once played an April Fools joke ...on 92,000 people ...in October
· He once scored a TD on a fake FG, so 3 years later he added a bounce pass to it, just to see if he could
· He is mentally challenged and still able to challenge you mentally
· He has been undefeated in regulation (2007), and defeated in regulation (TN), while still being undefeated.
· He drinks tabasco to warm up the ice in his veins.
· The only man to ever lose to and defeat a 10-3 Defense at the same time.
· He has never seen a glass half empty, only one he wants to be full.
· He uses the word "want" as both a verb and noun in the same sentence.
· He will build a lead at half and then let the other team come back just to make things interesting.
· He once bought a thesaurus, just to throw it away.
· He once simplified an offense that opposing defenses have already figured out...
· His organ donor card also lists his hat...
· He has never lost a game, he only finishes second.
· He once recruited the top QB in the land, just to prove he could play wide receiver.
· He can make comparisons about the excitement of reading books without ever having read one.
· He recruits 5 star talent simply to keep other schools from having it.
· His hat has turned down head coaching offers.
· He once lost in overtime, just to know what it felt like to be undefeated in regulation.
· He manages the clock by forgetting it's even there
· He has a want to get a guy more touches without actually wanting to get a guy more touches.
· He is.......THE MOST INTERESTING COACH IN THE WORLD!
Posted on 10/18/10 at 6:47 pm to Maurice tiger fan
Wow, very original.
I wonder why there haven't already been 75 threads just like this one.
I wonder why there haven't already been 75 threads just like this one.
Posted on 10/18/10 at 6:48 pm to Maurice tiger fan
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This post was edited on 4/10/23 at 11:00 am
Posted on 10/18/10 at 6:49 pm to SouthernMan
Damn never mind, I'm on here every day and didn't see it. I try harder
Posted on 10/18/10 at 6:53 pm to Maurice tiger fan
Two of mine made the list
Posted on 10/18/10 at 6:55 pm to Douglas Quaid
Mine too.........but he left out the best three.
He once ran an option to the wide side of the field just to see what it felt like.
He speaks offense with defense.
He once crossed the point of no return, and returned.
He once ran an option to the wide side of the field just to see what it felt like.
He speaks offense with defense.
He once crossed the point of no return, and returned.
This post was edited on 10/18/10 at 6:56 pm
Posted on 10/18/10 at 6:57 pm to Maurice tiger fan
I thought it was funny
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:11 pm to Maurice tiger fan
I don't always coach a full 60 minutes...but when I do...I coach LSU
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:11 pm to silstang23
Isn't there a 15 page thread about this exact thing?
This board is starting to suck
This board is starting to suck
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:12 pm to L S Usetheforce
quote:This one should be on there.
He once crossed the point of no return, and returned.
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:12 pm to silstang23
My favorite one was he don't alway like to go 3 and out but when he does he plays JJ stay thirsty my friends
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:15 pm to ANAKINSKY
Most of those are original. Good job.
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:16 pm to WillsTigers
I literally just laughed so hard I cried!!!!
:rotflmao:
Great stuff bud
:rotflmao:
Great stuff bud
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:17 pm to Raparooot
The Dos Equis guy's identity never was revealed. Maybe it is Leslie..
That's why PP has been cramping. Dos Equis is in the water cooler.
And it explains Les' interviews. He's half drunk.
I can sleep easier tonight!
That's why PP has been cramping. Dos Equis is in the water cooler.
And it explains Les' interviews. He's half drunk.
I can sleep easier tonight!
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:17 pm to WillsTigers
· He is mentally challenged and still able to challenge you mentally
This makes me laugh every time ....
This makes me laugh every time ....
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:24 pm to Maurice tiger fan
Best post in awhile. Dont let these losers that are jealous of you bother you. They probably hate their job and beat their wife.
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