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Les Miles VS Dos Equis Man

Posted on 10/18/10 at 6:45 pm
Posted by Maurice tiger fan
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2005
838 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 6:45 pm
Les Miles vs. "Dos Equis Man"



· He once played an April Fools joke ...on 92,000 people ...in October

· He once scored a TD on a fake FG, so 3 years later he added a bounce pass to it, just to see if he could

· He is mentally challenged and still able to challenge you mentally

· He has been undefeated in regulation (2007), and defeated in regulation (TN), while still being undefeated.

· He drinks tabasco to warm up the ice in his veins.

· The only man to ever lose to and defeat a 10-3 Defense at the same time.

· He has never seen a glass half empty, only one he wants to be full.

· He uses the word "want" as both a verb and noun in the same sentence.

· He will build a lead at half and then let the other team come back just to make things interesting.

· He once bought a thesaurus, just to throw it away.

· He once simplified an offense that opposing defenses have already figured out...

· His organ donor card also lists his hat...

· He has never lost a game, he only finishes second.

· He once recruited the top QB in the land, just to prove he could play wide receiver.

· He can make comparisons about the excitement of reading books without ever having read one.

· He recruits 5 star talent simply to keep other schools from having it.

· His hat has turned down head coaching offers.

· He once lost in overtime, just to know what it felt like to be undefeated in regulation.

· He manages the clock by forgetting it's even there

· He has a want to get a guy more touches without actually wanting to get a guy more touches.

· He is.......THE MOST INTERESTING COACH IN THE WORLD!

Posted by SouthernMan
Charlotte
Member since Nov 2008
1380 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 6:47 pm to
Wow, very original.

I wonder why there haven't already been 75 threads just like this one.
Posted by msutiger
Shreveport
Member since Jul 2008
69657 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 6:48 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/10/23 at 11:00 am
Posted by Maurice tiger fan
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2005
838 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 6:49 pm to
Damn never mind, I'm on here every day and didn't see it. I try harder
Posted by ANAKINSKY
colorado
Member since Jan 2005
6138 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 6:51 pm to
great stuff
Posted by JackTMed
Member since Jan 2004
3210 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 6:53 pm to
Two of mine made the list
Posted by Douglas Quaid
Mars
Member since Mar 2010
4098 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 6:54 pm to
I like it.
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
22796 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 6:55 pm to
Mine too.........but he left out the best three.

He once ran an option to the wide side of the field just to see what it felt like.

He speaks offense with defense.

He once crossed the point of no return, and returned.
This post was edited on 10/18/10 at 6:56 pm
Posted by mes1100
baton rouge
Member since Nov 2007
3349 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 6:56 pm to
Posted by nugget
Mostly Peaceful Poster
Member since Dec 2009
13821 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 6:57 pm to
I thought it was funny
Posted by silstang23
Bossier City, LA
Member since Oct 2007
4957 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:05 pm to
Posted by SJS101
Member since Oct 2007
2795 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:11 pm to
I don't always coach a full 60 minutes...but when I do...I coach LSU
Posted by DEG
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2009
10540 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:11 pm to
Isn't there a 15 page thread about this exact thing?

This board is starting to suck
Posted by eelsuee
2B+!2B
Member since Oct 2004
4503 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

He once crossed the point of no return, and returned.
This one should be on there.
Posted by WillsTigers
New iberia
Member since Sep 2009
258 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:12 pm to
My favorite one was he don't alway like to go 3 and out but when he does he plays JJ stay thirsty my friends
Posted by Raparooot
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2009
3622 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:15 pm to


Most of those are original. Good job.
Posted by Cameron Cooke
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2009
1149 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:16 pm to
I literally just laughed so hard I cried!!!!
:rotflmao:


Great stuff bud
Posted by SaltyTiger53
Delhi, La
Member since Aug 2008
355 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:17 pm to
The Dos Equis guy's identity never was revealed. Maybe it is Leslie..

That's why PP has been cramping. Dos Equis is in the water cooler.

And it explains Les' interviews. He's half drunk.


I can sleep easier tonight!
Posted by Maurice tiger fan
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2005
838 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:17 pm to
· He is mentally challenged and still able to challenge you mentally

This makes me laugh every time ....
Posted by horndog
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Member since Apr 2007
11654 posts
Posted on 10/18/10 at 7:24 pm to
Best post in awhile. Dont let these losers that are jealous of you bother you. They probably hate their job and beat their wife.
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