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re: Jalen Hurts's favorite Star Wars character is Jar Jar Binks

Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:57 am to
Posted by Purplehaze44
Member since Jun 2015
1497 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 10:57 am to
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Yeah I'm sure your mom lives in Louisiana so you keep all your star war phaser guns in her attic, but that doesn't have the same zing to it.


The fuk is your problem man? Get on the Bama Hate Train or GTFO.
Posted by PRIMO30
Humble,TX
Member since Jan 2014
578 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:00 am to
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The fuk is your problem man? Get on the Bama Hate Train or GTFO


AGREED
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:01 am to
My B.


Jalen Hurts' favorite ninja turtle is the pink power ranger.
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
22441 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:01 am to
Jalen Hurts's favorite bedroom partner is male.
Posted by Tiger Nation 84
Member since Dec 2011
36650 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:05 am to
Jalen Hurts thinks Macintosh504 is the best poster on tRant
Posted by PRIMO30
Humble,TX
Member since Jan 2014
578 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:06 am to
Jalen Hurts thinks used tampons are cherry Lollie pops, cause that's what momma told him.
Posted by L5UT1ger
Member since Feb 2004
2906 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:06 am to
Jalen Hurts thinks Jaden Smith is a well-adjusted, fine young man.
Posted by Purplehaze44
Member since Jun 2015
1497 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:13 am to
Jalen Hurts thinks Disney Gumbo is legit.
Posted by BackInBlackTiger
Member since Mar 2014
2354 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:15 am to
Jalen Hurts showers with his dad
Posted by schwartzy
New Orleans
Member since May 2014
9832 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:15 am to
Jalen Hurts is that guy who thinks he has to talk really close to the microphone for people to hear properly.
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2322 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:16 am to
Jalen Hurts will transfer to UTEP just to get more playing time.
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm
*wears khakis
Member since Jun 2012
12686 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:25 am to
Jalen Hurts thinks the new Ghostbusters move was better than the original.
Posted by HueyBLong
Member since Sep 2014
54 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:31 am to
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Jalen Hurts thinks Disney Gumbo is legit.


BY FAR, the funniest post on this wretched thread.
This post was edited on 11/2/16 at 11:33 am
Posted by Purplehaze44
Member since Jun 2015
1497 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:37 am to
Perhaps I should have started with that one.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:37 am to
Jalen Hurts dances to "I'm feeling Tulane" alone in his bedroom.
Posted by rulerofFrance
heavenly places
Member since Nov 2016
42 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:47 am to
Nah, the best one was about how everyone has all of a sudden always been a cubs fan.
Posted by tigerintexas777
the lake
Member since Sep 2013
1312 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:53 am to
Jalen Hurts drinks pepsi instead of coke
Posted by Pankins
Flahrida
Member since Oct 2010
1327 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:57 am to
Jalen Hurts thinks holding is ok because it creates a "safe space" for him to explore his inner self
Posted by BlackCoffeeKid
Member since Mar 2016
12889 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:58 am to
Well Jar Jar Binks is a Sith Lord, so yea.
Not surprising being that Bama is the Evil Empire.


ETA: Oh, and Jalen Hurts makes weenies with his Mama's toe-jam.
This post was edited on 11/2/16 at 11:59 am
Posted by Leonard
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2014
4254 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 11:58 am to
Jalen Hurts applauds the upcoming increase in healthcare premiums
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