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re: I had the opportunity to see Penn State in person earlier in 2009

Posted on 12/22/09 at 2:56 pm to
Posted by Slinger16
Not Louisiana
Member since Jun 2007
21900 posts
Posted on 12/22/09 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

LSUChicageaux?


I was thinking the same exact thing.
Posted by Lou the Jew from LSU
Member since Oct 2006
5210 posts
Posted on 12/22/09 at 2:57 pm to
That was classic. Perhaps the best post I have ever read on the Rant. Bravo!
Posted by gliterein
Member since Aug 2008
201 posts
Posted on 12/22/09 at 2:57 pm to
312,

What can you tell us about the size of the hands of D. Clark, the Penn State QB?
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
87712 posts
Posted on 12/22/09 at 2:57 pm to
Posted by SS4LSU
Member since Sep 2007
370 posts
Posted on 12/22/09 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

PennState1995


I was thinking the same thing you were, until I realized that Penn State would probably not be in a bowl if they played the same schedule. just saying.
Posted by Nittany Lion
Pennsylvania
Member since Oct 2005
3612 posts
Posted on 12/22/09 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

The312






P.S. Northwestern >>>>> Moo U/La Tech/UGA

773 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 312 also.
This post was edited on 12/22/09 at 3:17 pm
Posted by OBUDan
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
40723 posts
Posted on 12/22/09 at 3:14 pm to
quote:

v Wash, LSU holding a 1 TD lead going into the 4th quarter. Wash = no bowl game

v Miss State, LSU clinging to 2 point lead going into the 4th. Miss State = no bowl game

v LTech, LSU losing at halftime. Ltech = no bowl game

v Georgia, LSU losing early in the 4th quarter. Georgia = Dec 28 bowl game


This is true.

I'd also add all these teams are only slightly better than Penn State. That should give you guys some hope...
Posted by SprintFun
Columbus, OH
Member since Dec 2007
45836 posts
Posted on 12/22/09 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

That was pretty funny! Let me add a few thoughts to keep 'er going...

v Wash, LSU holding a 1 TD lead going into the 4th quarter. Wash = no bowl game

v Miss State, LSU clinging to 2 point lead going into the 4th. Miss State = no bowl game

v LTech, LSU losing at halftime. Ltech = no bowl game

v Georgia, LSU losing early in the 4th quarter. Georgia = Dec 28 bowl game



Finally one of these Penn St posters showing some back bone.
Posted by Nittany Lion
Pennsylvania
Member since Oct 2005
3612 posts
Posted on 12/22/09 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

Finally one of these Penn St posters showing some back bone.




Posted by Tiger_n_ATL
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2005
33137 posts
Posted on 12/22/09 at 3:30 pm to
I personally liked this little gem.

quote:

Penn State does not compare. When their defense runs to the ball, it looks like a bucket full of old fashioned wooden blocks sent tumbling across a green shag carpet by a clumsy toddler circa 1967.
Posted by TulaneTigerFan
Seattle
Member since Sep 2005
35856 posts
Posted on 12/22/09 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

I think Kafka was 14-18 before his injury. When your defense gets shredded by a long dead absurdist author with a fatal case of consumption, you know you are in trouble.


Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87301 posts
Posted on 12/22/09 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

When their defense runs to the ball, it looks like a bucket full of old fashioned wooden blocks sent tumbling across a green shag carpet by a clumsy toddler circa 1967.


It's the all-white unis w/ black shoes. Would make Trindon Holliday look slow.
Posted by geauxaddai
Chicago, IL
Member since Jan 2008
2864 posts
Posted on 12/22/09 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

The312


Spendid post .
What part of Chicago do you live in? I just moved down from Boston to Chitown to take a job at Northwestern. Barely a soul here that knows they are in a Bowl game.
Posted by The312
I Live in The Three One Two
Member since Aug 2008
6967 posts
Posted on 12/22/09 at 4:17 pm to
OBU and Geauxaddai, I live in Lincoln Park, near DePaul's campus.

I am definitely not LSUChicageaux.

quote:

What can you tell us about the size of the hands of D. Clark, the Penn State QB?


Hmmmm...Twice as big as Marcus Randall's hands, half as big as the hands of the Penn State cheerleaders.
Posted by thelsutigers
Dallas, TX
Member since Nov 2009
3481 posts
Posted on 12/22/09 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

That was pretty funny! Let me add a few thoughts to keep 'er going...


Penn State played 1 Top 25 team #16 and lost by 17 PTS AT HOME. LSU played #1 & #2 and lost by a TOTAL of 19 PTS.

Penn States Schedule:

Akron - No Bowl - Only 3 Wins - Losing Season
Syracuse - No Bowl - Only 4 Wins - Losing Season
Temple - Playing UCLA 12/29 - Winning Season
Iowa - Playing Georgia Tech - Winning Season
Illinois - No Bowl - Only 3 Wins - Losing Season
Eastern Illinois - No Bowl - Winning Season
Minnesota - Playing Iowa State - .500 Season
Michigan - No Bowl - Only 5 Wins - Losing Season
Northwestern - Playing Auburn - Winning Season
Ohio State - Playing Oregon - Winning Season
Indiana - No Bowl - Only 4 Wins - Losing Season
Michigan State - Playing Texas Tech - .500 Season


LSU Schedule:

Washington - No Bowl - Losing Season
Vanderbilt - No Bowl - Losing Season
ULL - No Bowl - .500 Season
Mississippi State - No Bowl - Losing Season
Georgia - Playing Texas A&M - Winning Season
Florida - Playing Cincinnatt - Winning Season
Auburn - Playing Northwestern - Winning Season
Tulane - No Bowl - Losing Season
Alabama - Playing Texas - Winning Season
Louisiana Tech - No Bowl Game - Losing Season
Ole Miss - Playing Oklahoma State - Winning Season
Arkansas - Playing East Carolina - Winning Season


Each 6 Teams - No Bowl
Each 5 Losing Seasons
LSU - 1 .500 Team
PState - 2 .500 Teams

Closer than you think.
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
26292 posts
Posted on 12/22/09 at 5:16 pm to
Hilarious. Thanks for brightening my day.
Posted by PennState1995
Member since Dec 2009
38 posts
Posted on 12/22/09 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

Each 6 Teams - No Bowl
Each 5 Losing Seasons
LSU - 1 .500 Team
PState - 2 .500 Teams

Closer than you think.


...until you look at the number of those wins that PSU was struggling with going into the 4th quarter.

I'll save you the time. The answer is zero.
Posted by misey94
Member since Jan 2007
32539 posts
Posted on 12/22/09 at 10:16 pm to
We didn't get dominated by anyone this year. The same cannot be said of Penn State. You played two good teams and they both beat you handily. Say what you will, LSU was not dominated by UF or Bama, and Bama was on the road.
Posted by LSUzealot
Napoleon and Magazine
Member since Sep 2003
57656 posts
Posted on 12/22/09 at 10:20 pm to
nice post
Posted by Geaux9
Mandeville
Member since Apr 2009
5173 posts
Posted on 12/22/09 at 11:05 pm to
quote:

The312
That was one of the only clever posts you will see on the rant
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