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re: I am available to coach the team if necessary...

Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:38 am to
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52147 posts
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:38 am to
Put some more substance in your title.
Posted by just me
Front of the Class: Schooling You
Member since Mar 2006
34489 posts
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:38 am to
I also am available. I'm not sure if they can afford me.

I offer my record on the College Footbal Pick'em as my resume.
Posted by STLSU
Hallandale Beach, FL
Member since Dec 2004
14823 posts
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:41 am to
:iagreewiththis:
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:49 am to
Chicken, your post is a shameless promotion of your sponsors and helps to keep this site free for all of the cheapass knowitalls on the Rant...

Good work!!!
Posted by WhiteWhale
LSU Fan, Auburn Hater
Member since Aug 2009
6546 posts
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:50 am to
NB4W
Posted by Six Saint
Cypress, TX
Member since Aug 2007
925 posts
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:50 am to
You convinced me with the last sentice. You have my vote.
Posted by BruslyTiger
Waiting on 420...
Member since Oct 2003
4760 posts
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:53 am to
I RA'ed
Posted by White Tiger
Dallas
Member since Jul 2007
15093 posts
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:57 am to
Shameless plugs, Mr. Chicken...
Posted by LSUfoosball
Member since Nov 2006
4425 posts
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:58 am to
Finally u have come around, sign up below my sig
Posted by Trifecta
Saint Gabriel
Member since Apr 2010
378 posts
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:59 am to
quote:

With the rant to guide you I don't how this could go wrong


Oh Geez..
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
48744 posts
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:59 am to
quote:

With the rant to guide you I don't how this could go wrong
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
47827 posts
Posted on 10/3/10 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

if I am in charge, we will no longer run the option to the short side.

that's all I need to know right there
Posted by Knoxville Tiger
Dayton, OH
Member since Sep 2003
475 posts
Posted on 10/3/10 at 12:05 pm to
Chicken, The Lennon Sisters could coach this team and they know very little about football.
Posted by LSU GrandDad
houston, texas
Member since Jun 2009
21564 posts
Posted on 10/3/10 at 12:14 pm to
your resume looks good. we need to know 2 things though. #1) can you count and #2) do you know where the stadium clock is.
Posted by Katy Tiger
Houston area
Member since Sep 2004
8032 posts
Posted on 10/3/10 at 12:18 pm to
You are hired.

Your first job is to tell LM and GC to pack their stuff and get out.
Posted by jlc05
Member since Nov 2005
33372 posts
Posted on 10/3/10 at 12:27 pm to
One question...who you going with for QB? Right answer gets you the gig...but you may have competition from Mike Nolan.
Posted by Doc Fenton
New York, NY
Member since Feb 2007
52698 posts
Posted on 10/3/10 at 12:57 pm to
Excellent thread, Chicken.

For Mr. Alleva, if he's reading this, I am willing to work as OC for half of Crowton's current salary (purely out of the goodness of my heart and my love for the LSU family).

Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54674 posts
Posted on 10/3/10 at 1:01 pm to
Chicken
I appreciate your offer, only rew questions:
Can you call two plays at once?

Will your team be able to run at least 2 plays in 20 seconds?

Will you burn you last timeout to prevent a delay of the game penalty or will you wait and take the penalty and then call time out?

What will become of Kalunda, not his real name, who will he borrow toilet paper and Bud Dry from?


This post was edited on 10/3/10 at 1:34 pm
Posted by bigt41
Member since Nov 2008
3484 posts
Posted on 10/3/10 at 1:10 pm to
chicken who will u start at quarterback
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22356 posts
Posted on 10/3/10 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

PS - if I am in charge, we will no longer run the option to the short side.



That's all you needed to say...........I'm sold.
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