re: I Ain't happy bout any number of things

i cant believe people STILL don't get the sarcasm...

I feel ya pimp, if our dum grass-eetn corch was a reel corch like corch sabin he woulda bin slappn dat dfense on der butts when we playd Allbern.

Are we coulda spent a littel money and boght us a coorterback like dey did..

grass eetn mooran.

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Nick Saban has a button on his door that executes players and send their bodies straight to hell.
Meanwhile our Coach is moonlighting as a goat-like , Poulan-engineered, half-man, half grass-eating walrus-clapping doofus.
We got lucky. Next year Bama beats us 47-2. Thats minus two. Forty-seven to minus two.

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Holly sheet, how'd I miss this thread when it started?!? Pimp...

Choot em Clint!!

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While your ranting: push for a playoff instead of the current BCS fiasco, lets get rid of sudden death OT in the NFL (the team that scores first has no bearing on the game of football), and lets rid ourselves of the wretched DH in the American League.

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This

I think this is my favorite thread in the history of TigerDroppings!

Lsupimp:

The little connector do-hickey that goes from my eyes to my oversized brain to my keyboard is having trouble expressing how I, LSUPIMP, the oldest -school LSU football fan (2003) EVER, seemed to misunderestimate this LSU team and this coach, Lester Fudd Miles.

I was very dishappy when I started this thread in August. Especially since things was slowing down at work, and Winky Dinky Dog was laying people off despite my stella work/release record. Especially after my innovative “condiment island” innovation resulted in 14% less wasteage in the first calendar month. LSU crashing down in shambulls around me was just too much, especially with Lester Fudd violating civil rights of Eliott Porter and stuff.

Somehow , this team was able to finish 11-2. 11-2 is good. Not "NICK SABAN PRESSIN’ A BUTTON ON HIS DOOR THAT SENDS SCRUB PLAYERS STRAIT TO HELL GOOD", but good enough. Although, as I stated before, eleven wins is the new eight wins, but I digrese…..

Now I know why this turnround Ocurred. It was cuz me and the TRUE LSU fans, the NegaTiger Brigade, DEMANDED excellence at a time where only mediocre play was expectamated. It was us, and especially ME that demanded they get there shite together. I have confirmed this on Facebook with players. My analcist was highly respected and changes was made !

Now, Lester Fudd is probably going to Meeshigan. I think this will be good for LSU, because Lester was never a LSU guy, talked funny,wore a hat he found ain Charlie Mac's abandoned desk, ate grass, won with Nick's players, couldn't tell time and had a bad offensive for the last three years.

We must hire Corch Nick Saban again, since he loves LSU the most, hates the rednecks of Alarbama, and because I still have 10,000 bobbleheads in my attic , and times is tuff.

So, now I’m here to say congrats and “I knew ya could do it” to Lester Fudd and the boys, even Jordan Jefferson who also took my advice and started doin what I was sayin to do., which was to “throw and run the ball better”.

I think it is time this board lined up and expressed their gratitudeness to me for being RIGHT and speaking the truth and demanding excellent. I roll that way, I go Big or I go knot…

It’s all water under the table now, but I think I’m owed an apology.

Starts apologys now.

That's pretty low to talk bout my HIPPA records in pubic.

my opinion is better than your opinion.

i can't remember who said it, so i'm quoting, but: haters gotta hate.

pimp is a hater.


p.s. pimp, GFY.


OOPS!!! IF THIS WAS SARCASM....good post!