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I Agree With PETA (Sarcasm Alert) But Don't Stop With Mike

Posted on 10/12/16 at 12:54 pm
Posted by warlock1974
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2015
1703 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 12:54 pm
Let's not stop with Mike. Let's help assure that ALL of the following live mascots are returned to their native habitats and no longer exploited at sporting events.

Aurora (Falcon) - Air Force
Bevo (Longhorn) - Texas
Bill (Goat) - Navy
Boomer & Sooner (Horses that pull the Sooner Schooner) – Oklahoma
Cam (Ram) - Colorado State
Dubs (Husky) - Washington
Fearless Champion (Horse ridden by Red Raider) – Texas Tech
Fury (Horse) - Furman
Handsome Dan (Bulldog) - Yale
Lady & Joy (Bears) - Baylor
Leo III & Una (Lions) - North Alabama
Magnolia (Terrier) - Wofford
Mike (Tiger) - LSU
Peruna (Mustang) - SMU
Ralphie (Buffalo) - Colorado
Rameses (Ram) - North Carolina
Ranger & Stryker (Mules) - Army
Renegade (Horse ridden by Chief Osceola) - Florida State
Reveille (Collie) - Texas A&M
Sir Big Spur (Gamecock) - South Carolina
Smokey (Bluetick Coonhound)- Tennessee
Stella (Owl) - Temple
Tech (Bulldog) - Louisiana Tech
Tom (Tiger) - Memphis
Traveler (Horse ridden by Trojan) - USC
Tuffy (German Shepherd) - N.C. State
Tusk (Razorback) - Arkansas
UGA (Bulldog) - Georgia
Vic & Tory (Greyhounds) - Eastern New Mexico
War Eagle (Eagles) - Auburn


***Leprechaun - Notre Dame (I truly believe that they have a real one locked up under the stadium)

Let me know if I missed any.
This post was edited on 10/12/16 at 1:35 pm
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117732 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 12:56 pm to
Florida needs a gator IMO.

We'll send them one for free.


My guess is they're scared to have it.
Posted by doya2
Charenton
Member since Jan 2005
7933 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 12:59 pm to
Hey PETA,

Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:03 pm to
OM needs their white privileged racist redneck back. Or name the bear Uncle Tom... something.
Posted by UnAnon
Breaux Bridge
Member since Sep 2013
6433 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:06 pm to
Wild Animals belong in the wild but to say the Mikes don't live comfortable happy lives and eat fantastically would be an understatement.


But frick PETA, the euthanize a shite load of animals every year
Posted by Theboot32
Member since Jan 2016
2435 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

Leo III & Una (Lions) - North Alabama


wow, didnt know a school had lions on campus, thats pretty badass

ALMOST as cool as tiger

do wish we could do the male and female thing, but I think he'd get tired of her shite after a few days
Posted by SaltyNutSnack
Stillwater
Member since Jun 2016
1197 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:09 pm to
I believe La Tech has a bulldog named Champ
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124504 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

Florida needs a gator IMO.

In Florida I hear they feed them toddlers
Posted by Duzz
Houston
Member since Feb 2008
9970 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:10 pm to
Didn't they take away that other Tiger by the Truck Stop?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124504 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

I do wish we could do the male and female thing, but I think he'd get tired of her shite after a few days


No man, give Mike a pretty tigress to play with and all the SJWs they can eat.

Can you imagine how fun it would be, bring the kids and the lady for a picnic by Mike, watching him and his girl frolic and play as they evicscerate some trigglypuff?
Posted by Theboot32
Member since Jan 2016
2435 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

Didn't they take away that other Tiger by the Truck Stop?


no, Tony is still there
Posted by MidCityTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2004
660 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:15 pm to
Tom - Bengal Tiger - U of Memphis
Posted by Bamasuks
Houston
Member since Aug 2014
434 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

Let's not stop with Mike. Let's help assure that ALL of the following live mascots are returned to their native habitats and no longer exploited at sporting events.


Right. And then we can allow the "sportsmen" to shoot them or let the tigers' habitat continue to be destroyed as is happening today. No place for tigers in the wild now days you idiot.

Mike ate and lived better than you do by the way.
Posted by warlock1974
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2015
1703 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

Bamasuks

Right. And then we can allow the "sportsmen" to shoot them or let the tigers' habitat continue to be destroyed as is happening today. No place for tigers in the wild now days you idiot.

Mike ate and lived better than you do by the way.


Please read the title of the post and then look up the definition of SARCASM.
Posted by lsutiger2010
Member since Aug 2008
14790 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:22 pm to
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This post was edited on 10/19/21 at 11:57 pm
Posted by Theboot32
Member since Jan 2016
2435 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

Tom - Bengal Tiger - U of Memphis


I always thought we were the only school with a tiger on campus...

maybe Tom lives off campus
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
26657 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:28 pm to
Furman has a horse. Wofford has a terrier.
Posted by Tigerstark
Parts unknown
Member since Aug 2011
5979 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:31 pm to
Totally because taking a tiger from a small caged enclosure and putting him in our huge enclosure is not humane. He should be put in the wild where he will die in 2 weeks from starvation due to not having any survival skills.
Posted by lsujag
Member since Jan 2012
2331 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:32 pm to
La. Tech announced yesterday that they were retiring Tech XXI. KNOE did a story on it last night and some liberal girl said they didn't need to get another one. Thankfully they will be getting another bulldog.

Screw PETA! Bring on Mike VII
This post was edited on 10/12/16 at 1:34 pm
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

In Florida I hear they feed them toddlers filled with meth

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