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re: Heisman House with Burrow

Posted on 1/20/20 at 9:10 am to
Posted by Bread Orgeron
Baw Bakery
Member since Aug 2006
11848 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 9:10 am to
Nissan will bring back the Datsun badge just for Joe
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
87430 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 9:11 am to
One thing for sure, I don’t think he does a commercial that belittles him or makes him look foolish like the Kyler Murray commercials did

Posted by Fightin Okra
Member since Nov 2016
5636 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 9:12 am to
Joe gets out of passenger side of car, walks up to Heisman House, turns around and Queen waves as the car leaves
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3371 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 9:19 am to
quote:

5. Joe + Coach O having a crawfish boil in the backyard by the pool


Fade in

Joe B, Tim Tebow, Eddie George and Bo Jackson are gathered round in a circle, standing outside behind the Heisman house. Wafts of "smoke" billow here and there

Tim Tebow: Did he really take you out for crawfish during your visit?
Joe B: Yep
Eddie George: Did it hurt to smoke the cigar with those ribs?
Joe B: Little bit
Bo Jackson: Ok, but come on, Coach O just hams it up for the cameras and its all just an act, right?
Joe B: ummm....

/Camera pans back. Its not smoke from a cigar but steam from a crawfish pot the guys were all standing around.
/Camera cuts to Coach O and Steve Spurrier who seem to be in a heated exchange. Coach O is wearing overalls, no shirt. Steve Spurrier is in golf shorts...and also no shirt.

Coach O(very excited, thick accent): My good baw, would you like some more water? its off the highest quality
Steve Spurrier: Why yes, yes I would. Thank you old sport
Coach O: Good Times!
Steve Spurrier: Indeed.

The guys around the pot: all shaking their heads with blank expressions on their faces. Except for Joe B. He now has a cigar in his mouth and a huge smile on his face.

Fade out

The End.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
67833 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 9:31 am to
Ohio traditionally has had assembly plants for U.S. autos, but there is a Honda plant there.
Posted by Tigear
Scotland
Member since Sep 2019
782 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 10:57 am to
Joe moving in with all his trophies in cases would be hilarious.


"yeah...put that one here....put this one over there...and this one.....right he....no, right here."
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 11:02 am to
quote:

Cam Newton walking his dog


Pit bull?
Posted by Macavity92
Member since Dec 2004
5981 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 11:04 am to
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Assuming he wants to sell Nissan.

Being from Ohio, he might only want to sell Ford or GM.


He will sell for whoever wants to pay him.
Posted by TDTiger225
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2019
1387 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 11:18 am to
quote:

1. Joe walking his pet goat with #9 shaved into its sides around the grounds
2. Joe smoking a cigar on the Heisman House patio
3. Joe + Boosie Heisman House Party
4. Joe inviting SVP over to watch Spongebob
5. Joe + Coach O having a crawfish boil in the backyard by the pool
Joe moving in and asks if it's ok to have a few friends over that night. Told it's OK as long as he keeps it down. Cut to a rocking party with all of the LSU players dancing/getting the gat.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98930 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 11:23 am to
quote:

Cut to a rocking party with all of the LSU players dancing/getting the gat.


The blonde player's mom has to be there too, of course.
Posted by smash williams
San Diego
Member since Apr 2009
19744 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 11:26 am to
Joe getting high score on all of the arcade games in the house.

Tebow, Cam, and Manziel arguing about being the best ever and then Joe walks in with his bags and says what’s up guys.
Posted by Swampcat
Member since Dec 2003
10250 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 11:30 am to
Approved.
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Swampcat
Posted by Starchild
Member since May 2010
13550 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 11:45 am to
quote:

other Heisman winners realizing they left Joe alone at the Heisman House and Joe having to
Improvise a series of traps to fight off the wet bandits


This would be fantastic
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