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re: Dak Prescott doesn't replenish the toilet paper after using the last of the roll

Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:57 am to
Posted by BoudreauxinGA
Member since Aug 2007
946 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:57 am to
Dak likes "keepin it real" with Justin Beiber in his spare time.
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13594 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:05 am to
Dak Prescott hates the I'm From Louisiana song....


....or loves it?....


Whichever pisses you off more... Ah nevermind
Posted by Macintosh
Lane State University
Member since Sep 2011
55959 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:10 am to
Dak couldn't get a scholarship to lsu
Posted by Last call
On the lake
Member since Oct 2012
992 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:00 am to
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107309 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:03 am to
quote:

Dak Prescott sits in the stall next to you for half an hour playing on his phone. You know because he never turned off the keyboard clicks.


Dak Prescott sits in the stall next to Huck Finn for half an hour, and never once takes advantage of the glory hole, even though Huck knows he was there the whole time due to the keyboard clicks coming from Dak's phone.


Posted by 81Tiger
LSU Alumnus
Member since Sep 2009
6831 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:48 am to
Dak Prescott's real name is Dakota
Posted by eljusterina
HAMMOND
Member since Jul 2007
3253 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:59 am to
Dak slows down 5 mph below the speed limit when he sees a cop.

Dak stays in the left lane after he slows down 5 mph below the speed limit when he sees a cop.
Posted by Potato Pants
Lake Charles
Member since Aug 2014
20 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 11:05 am to
Dak Prescott eats the arse outta a rhino even when he's not that hungry.
Posted by DynastyDawg
Relf-Coast
Member since Jan 2013
10886 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 11:36 am to
quote:

Dak Prescott's mother sends him to Lowe's to get a 2 by 4, and he looks for a math problem.



Dak's mom is dead man.
Posted by mikedatyger
Orlandeaux, FL
Member since Jun 2005
4349 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 11:39 am to
Dak Prescott has toe jam on his shower shoes.
Posted by Big Moe
Chicago
Member since Feb 2013
3989 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 12:04 pm to
Dak Prescott thinks the SEC is too mainstream
Posted by Skin
Member since Jun 2007
6386 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 12:31 pm to
Dak Prescott drives in the HOV lane by himself on the way to class.
Posted by BayouBunny
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2013
113 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 12:44 pm to
Dak Prescott created the bottleneck at the upper east escalators.
Posted by Big Moe
Chicago
Member since Feb 2013
3989 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 4:56 pm to
Dak Prescott thinks Oceans 12 was a classic
Posted by Eltegray
NOLA
Member since May 2014
354 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:42 pm to
Dak yells "ON YOUR RIGHT!" while running around the track.
Posted by fleaux
section 0
Member since Aug 2012
8741 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:52 pm to
Dak calls the Cajuns "Louisiana"

Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
15742 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 6:22 pm to
Dak Prescott grew up convinced the movie Deliverance is a romantic comedy.
Posted by Papa Tigah
TIGER ISLAND, LA
Member since Sep 2007
20182 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 6:52 pm to
Dak uses Nair.
Posted by TrueTigerTale
Zachary, La.
Member since Sep 2011
19318 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 6:59 pm to
Dak got bruised ribs from chest bumping a Miss St female cheer leader.
Posted by Papa Tigah
TIGER ISLAND, LA
Member since Sep 2007
20182 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 7:00 pm to
Dak sucks his thumb during timeouts.
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