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re: Dak Prescott doesn't replenish the toilet paper after using the last of the roll

Posted on 9/14/14 at 4:02 pm to
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21470 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 4:02 pm to
Microwaves fish in the work microwave.
Posted by Duck enticer
Crowley
Member since Apr 2010
1349 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 4:04 pm to
I saw him in the player's lounge picking all the marshmallows from the lucky charms. He had a big ol glass of milk too. And after he had the audicity to put the box chock full of grain back in the cupboard.
Posted by MadMaxwell
The Motherland
Member since Jul 2009
4600 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 4:09 pm to
Dak Prescott invites you to play Candy Crush on Facebook every day.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15852 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 5:20 pm to
Dak Prescott says he needs more cowbell!
Posted by Potato Pants
Lake Charles
Member since Aug 2014
20 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 5:22 pm to
Dak Prescott intentionally let's your dog out of the yard when you are at work.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87689 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 5:36 pm to
Dak Prescott pulled for Ivan Drago in "Rocky IV".
This post was edited on 9/14/14 at 5:36 pm
Posted by broadcaster
Maurepas
Member since Sep 2013
2718 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 5:37 pm to
Dak Prescott goes out with all his boys an eats a bunch of rip's and Xanax and wakes up buck naked,butthurt & sticky! He liked it so much he did it the next weekend minus the drugs where he can remember the best night of his life!!!
Posted by Party At LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
10970 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 5:37 pm to
Dak Prescott has a Mary Landrieu sign in his yard
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107292 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 5:40 pm to
Dak Prescott has petitioned FX to cancel the show Archer because he thinks it glorifies the terrorist group ISIS.
Posted by TigersMaul Bammers
Normandy Park, WA
Member since Apr 2009
918 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 5:40 pm to
Dak Prescott uses his cowbell in church . . . during the homily.
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 5:41 pm to
quote:

Dak Prescott
Thinks the Rant knows more about football than Les, Chavis, and Cam.
Posted by Papa Tigah
TIGER ISLAND, LA
Member since Sep 2007
20182 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 5:48 pm to
Dak Prescott wears army boots to bed.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107292 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 5:49 pm to
Dak Prescott thinks college baseball should have stuck with the balls they have used the last few years.
Posted by MadMaxwell
The Motherland
Member since Jul 2009
4600 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 5:49 pm to
Dak Prescott is in a shitty band he has to tell you about every fricking time you see him.
Posted by Papa Tigah
TIGER ISLAND, LA
Member since Sep 2007
20182 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 5:52 pm to
He loves to watch the Care Bears
Posted by Hoovertigah
Fayetteville
Member since Sep 2013
3754 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 5:55 pm to
Dak Prescott wanted to play for LSU but got recruited too late...no really, he did. He also drinks tea out of a tea cup, with his pinky finger out.
Posted by MNCscripper
St. George
Member since Jan 2004
11878 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 6:03 pm to
Dak Prescott carries on luggage that doesn't fit in the overhead bin
Posted by Billder
Where you live
Member since Nov 2009
5248 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 6:08 pm to
Dak thinks the guys on the Sonic commercials are "a real hoot".
Posted by Rhinotiger50
Right Here
Member since Mar 2010
220 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 6:26 pm to

quote:

Posted by NCDet4U
Dak Prescott's mother sends him to Lowe's to get a 2 by 4, and he looks for a math problem.


Daks mom died of cancer last year, or year before.
Posted by zack7552
Lawton, OK
Member since Jul 2008
4177 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 6:54 pm to
Dak Prescott likes MSU football...and loves cowbells...and probably moos when he has an O.
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