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Cue the Aggie jokes. What u got?

Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:30 pm
Posted by luciouslou
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2017
6696 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:30 pm
How does an Aggie evacuate Houston in case of a hurricane?
Uses 610 Loop
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41170 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:32 pm to
Enough said

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65533 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:33 pm to
What happens when a plane full of Aggies crashes?












Could I get a lime with this please?
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25786 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:33 pm to
How many Aggies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




Answer: 7


Get it? Cause they’re dumb!
Posted by luciouslou
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2017
6696 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:34 pm to
What do they call a good looking girl on the A&M campus?
A visitor.
Posted by luciouslou
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2017
6696 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:37 pm to
A young Aggie was asked to check and see if the blinker was working on his friend's car. He looked and replied, "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No..."
Posted by TigerFan1111
University of LSU
Member since Jul 2014
576 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:46 pm to
The aggies haven’t beaten LSU once since entering the SEC.
Posted by ewilliams000
Castor Springs
Member since Feb 2012
1952 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:22 pm to
How do you capture an Aggie in the winter? You cut a hole in the ice. You circle the hole with peas. When he bends over to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30163 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:26 pm to
God, that is one of the most cringiest gifs
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
12998 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

God, that is one of the most cringiest gifs




Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
Member since Sep 2006
61077 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:46 pm to
They are such a weird bunch. They make themselves look silly. Nobody really needs to embellish.
Posted by uscpuke
Member since Jan 2004
4996 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:48 pm to
Aggie is so stupid, they would hire a TE coach as OC!!

Oh wait...
Posted by Paul Maul number 37
Member since Feb 2009
1111 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:49 pm to
Two Aggies decided to transfer to LSU so they drove to Baton Rouge and crossed the Mississippi. They saw a sign saying "LSU Left" so they turned around and went home.
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9347 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:53 pm to
Dude, that's how you catch a polar bear.
Posted by mtnhighTiger
Scottsdale, AZ
Member since Jan 2010
3934 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:54 pm to
Posted by al_cajun
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2017
2442 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 10:01 pm to
Aggie’s are gay
Posted by GoDeepCoach
Bossier
Member since Sep 2010
814 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 10:36 pm to
Two aggies went fishing. They hit a stump and the engine fell 10’ under water. They both dove down. One started pulling the chord to start it. It wouldn’t start. The other said, “choke it you idiot”.
Posted by the obvious one
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2018
524 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 11:07 pm to
An Aggie decides to raise chickens. So, he goes to the feed store and buys some chicks. He takes the chicks home, and plants them with their heads sticking up. He waters them, but they die. He goes back to the feed store and tells the proprietor that he bought defective chicks, and gets another set. This time he plants them with their heads sticking down. He waters them, but they die. He then sends a letter to his Alma Mater, describing the problem. They send a letter back asking for a soil sample.
Posted by rjokerlsu
Big Spring, TX
Member since Apr 2007
6887 posts
Posted on 11/21/18 at 11:09 pm to
Joe Bill was very popular and had attended A&M for 10 years. He was ready to take his final exam to graduate.

Two chairs and two microphones were set on the 50 yard line at Kyle Field. He had to answer one question to pass his final.

With the stadium packed, the Dean asked Joe Bill, "How much is 2 plus 2?"

He hesitated, and then said, "4."

The crowd yelled, "Give him another chance!"
This post was edited on 11/21/18 at 11:11 pm
Posted by tigerclicks
San Antonio, Tx.
Member since Jan 2008
568 posts
Posted on 11/22/18 at 12:18 am to
Did you hear about the war between the Diegos and the Coonasses?






The Diegos were throwing dynamite and the Coonasses were lighting it and throwing it back.....
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