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CLEMSON HAIKU THREAD

Posted on 1/10/20 at 10:13 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78666 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 10:13 pm
Dabo has Jesus
On his cell phone speed dial
But WE STILL COMIN'!

Posted by CheerWhine
A little bit of Mardi Gras
Member since Apr 2014
73387 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 10:19 pm to
Etienne turned down
An offer from LSU
Coach O makes him pay
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 10:19 pm to
Clemson smells defeat
and their quarterback really
is an ugly girl
Posted by papz
Austin, TX
Member since Jul 2008
9330 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 10:20 pm to
STTD
Crackhead arse looking mascot
Dat D you sucketh


Best I could do. I haven’t made a haiku since junior high.
Posted by justsaygeaux2
Member since Feb 2017
2210 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 10:23 pm to
Clemson will be sad
Their NC t-shirts
On children in Chad
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78666 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 10:24 pm to
Horse faced quarterback
Will spend Monday on his back
Joe B gets a ring

Posted by habz007
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2007
3702 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 10:25 pm to
STTD
Clemson we comin for you
RTWFU
Posted by CheerWhine
A little bit of Mardi Gras
Member since Apr 2014
73387 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 10:28 pm to
Burrow scores a lot
Dabo acts dumbfounded as
Lawrence throws a pick

Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
7636 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 10:29 pm to
One team one heart beat
Coach O said We Comin' and
We ain't backing down
Posted by DmitriKaramazov
Member since Nov 2015
4470 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 10:29 pm to
The gangly girl boasts
"Twenty-nine wins in a row"
But none against Joe
This post was edited on 1/10/20 at 11:25 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78666 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 10:31 pm to
Clemson fans will learn
About twenty minutes in
That Joe is the truth

Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
9461 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 10:32 pm to
O E O You Suck
Tigers gonna whip dat arse
Dabo gonna cry
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
10983 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 10:33 pm to
Orange tigers, faux.
Jesus says: goodbye, Dabo.
Geaux Real Tigahs, Geaux!
Posted by tigernation56
im the woods
Member since Feb 2013
4779 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 10:35 pm to
Dabo preaching loudly

But silence as LSU

Scores often as Dabo

LINK

Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8255 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 10:39 pm to
That purple and orange
If Joker humped the Browns
Sweat makeup runs off


Bonus limerick
There once was a Dabo who played at Bama
Whose demeanor was so gratingly Pollyanna
Golly shucks we'll be torn asunder
Like that dog we're just the under
Weak mutt pity is Clemson's succor and manna
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78666 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 10:40 pm to
If Dabo Swinney
Mumbles Little Ol Clemson
Meet me at Sonic
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8255 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 10:48 pm to
Silk mane gazelle man
Oh heavens that's his spleen
Shelvin! Say sorry.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78666 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 10:50 pm to
Posted by Jeff
Biloxi, MS
Member since Jan 2004
2223 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 11:03 pm to
It’s experience.
We have beaten Bama twice!
Oh shite, what happened?
Posted by MrKnowItAll
Strop City
Member since Mar 2007
4920 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 11:06 pm to
L-S-U crushes
Dabo is sadly weeping
Joe Burreaux legend.
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