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re: Bring your best Aggie joke
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:55 pm to chinhoyang
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:55 pm to chinhoyang
Aggie is driving down FM 3420 when he sees another Aggie out in the middle of a pasture, vigorously rowing a row boat. A big A and M flag is flying nearby.
The Aggie driving whips his car over and starts yelling at the boat rower. "You are exactly the reason why everyone makes fun of Aggies, look at what the hell you are doing ... damn it, if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your arse."
The Aggie driving whips his car over and starts yelling at the boat rower. "You are exactly the reason why everyone makes fun of Aggies, look at what the hell you are doing ... damn it, if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your arse."
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Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:59 pm to chinhoyang
Two Aggies make their first trip to Destin. One Aggie decides to go down to the beach to see if he can hookup with some coeds.
Aggie puts on his speedo. His buddy looks at says "Dude, you won't get any play looking like that ... stuff a baking potato in your speedo."
Guy does, and goes down to the beach.
When beachgoer returns, he says "man everyone just stared and all the women laughed at me."
Other Aggie says "The potato is supposed to go in the front!!"
Aggie puts on his speedo. His buddy looks at says "Dude, you won't get any play looking like that ... stuff a baking potato in your speedo."
Guy does, and goes down to the beach.
When beachgoer returns, he says "man everyone just stared and all the women laughed at me."
Other Aggie says "The potato is supposed to go in the front!!"
This post was edited on 11/24/17 at 10:05 pm
Posted on 11/24/17 at 1:03 pm to luciouslou
Their tradition is a joke: 
One that is counter balanced by this one:
One that is counter balanced by this one:
Posted on 11/24/17 at 1:04 pm to chinhoyang
Jeopardy, anyone?
Posted on 11/24/17 at 2:51 pm to luciouslou
Why do TEXAS A&M graduates hang their diplomas
from the rear view mirror?
To justify their handicapped parking.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 3:47 pm to Shanegolang
102,733 Aggie fans drowned at Kyle field. Someone started a wave
Posted on 11/24/17 at 4:04 pm to luciouslou
Two Aggies see a dog on the porch licking its balls.
First Aggies says, 'Man, I wish I could do that.'
Second Aggies says, 'Me too, but I'm afraid he would bite me...'
First Aggies says, 'Man, I wish I could do that.'
Second Aggies says, 'Me too, but I'm afraid he would bite me...'
Posted on 11/24/17 at 4:13 pm to Knight of Old
Why did the Aggie cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chickens arse!
Because his dick was stuck in the chickens arse!
Posted on 11/24/17 at 4:44 pm to ultratiger89
An aggie yell leader picked up a longhaired hitchhiker. After a couple of miles the hitchhiker asked, "i bet you cant tell if i am a man or a woman." The aggie replied, "it doesnt matter, I'm fricking you."
This post was edited on 11/24/17 at 9:54 pm
Posted on 11/24/17 at 4:45 pm to 75503Tiger
Yell leaders and fake army morons.
Aggie weddings.
Aggie weddings.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 4:49 pm to 75503Tiger
I went to an Faggie tailgate once. Surprisingly I was having a good time drinking free beverages. Started mingling with the people. Guy introduced me to his mother and his aunt. Problem was there was only one gal.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 4:50 pm to ORTIGER
Or was that an Alabama tailgate?
Posted on 11/24/17 at 4:52 pm to luciouslou
Whats an Aggie with no socks?
On her period!
On her period!
Posted on 11/24/17 at 4:53 pm to 75503Tiger
An Aggie became lost in the desert. He begs God to allow him to have sex just one last time before he dies. As he tops the next dune a camel comes into view so he rushes down and starts hammering the camel. The animal stands up and he drops off so he punches it behind its knees and resumes fricking the camel. It stands up again and he falls face down in the sand. As he looks up a beautiful woman is rushing towards him shrieking, "You saved me! I will do anything for you, master!" The Aggie looks at her and replied, "Great, hold this camel down for me."
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:38 pm to luciouslou
Why do Aggies frick their sheep at the edge of a cliff?
So the sheep will push back.
So the sheep will push back.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:47 pm to HubbaBubba
Q. How many yell leaders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Yell leaders can't fit in a light bulb.
A. Yell leaders can't fit in a light bulb.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:53 pm to luciouslou
2 aggots driving down a FM road when they see a rancher pulling a calf out of its mother. 1 aggot runs over and helps the rancher. Once they get the calf out the rancher thanks him and asks him what his buddy is doing, other aggot got his calculator out punching numbers.
Oh, he is just figuring out how fast that calf was running to get that far in there.
Oh, he is just figuring out how fast that calf was running to get that far in there.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 8:35 pm to chinhoyang
Smokin’ a faggie!
Posted on 11/24/17 at 9:38 pm to ByUselves
Yall heard about those aggies that drowned right? Sad story. Their truck flew off the road into a pond and the boys in the back couldn't get the tailgate down.
Posted on 11/25/17 at 8:42 am to GoldenGuy
Why don't Aggies dial 911 in an emergency?
They can never find eleven on their phones. :rimshot:
They can never find eleven on their phones. :rimshot:
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