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re: After further analysis, I now realize y'all are going to win the Outback Bowl...

Posted on 12/22/13 at 8:24 am to
Posted by 2007lsuno1
Marietta, GA
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 12/22/13 at 8:24 am to
Posted by mommas boy
Member since Sep 2012
2234 posts
Posted on 12/22/13 at 8:26 am to
very nice
Posted by Hoodatt
Member since Feb 2005
2626 posts
Posted on 12/22/13 at 8:34 am to
Thanks for that sobering commentary.
Posted by DrinkPurplePissGold
Death Valley's Basement
Member since Jul 2011
213 posts
Posted on 12/22/13 at 8:46 am to
Hahaha! Sweet post! Unexpected.... but damn funny!
Posted by BrewHawk
Lucas, TX
Member since Nov 2004
319 posts
Posted on 12/22/13 at 8:49 am to
Thanks guys. Just trying to lighten the mood a bit. I'll get serious again later.
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
22014 posts
Posted on 12/22/13 at 8:52 am to
quote:

it finally dawned on me that we have no legitimate chance of winning.


You just trying that reverse psychology on us...

I do have to say that your line guys dont look that big. Could be the pics however...
Posted by Iam4LSUnTN
Brentwood, TN
Member since Dec 2011
627 posts
Posted on 12/22/13 at 8:57 am to
Enjoyed the dripping sarcasm. Having lived 7 years in Iowa, I felt nothing but empathy for those players sent outside to practice in the frozen tundra. Reminded me why moving back south was one of the best decisions in my life...it is too damn cold up there this time of year.

Enjoy the tongue in cheek banter.
Posted by tigers32
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Posted on 12/22/13 at 8:58 am to
Posted by TheDoc
doc is no more
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Posted on 12/22/13 at 8:59 am to
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
59247 posts
Posted on 12/22/13 at 9:03 am to
What do y'all have, like, three black guys on the team?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
82757 posts
Posted on 12/22/13 at 9:07 am to
Solid
Posted by BrewHawk
Lucas, TX
Member since Nov 2004
319 posts
Posted on 12/22/13 at 9:09 am to
quote:

What do y'all have, like, three black guys on the team?


Actually we have five


I was going to make our excessive paleness one of the items, but didn't really want to go there.
Posted by 3HourTour
A whiskey barrel
Member since Mar 2006
21732 posts
Posted on 12/22/13 at 9:12 am to
This is great!

Posted by BrewHawk
Lucas, TX
Member since Nov 2004
319 posts
Posted on 12/22/13 at 9:16 am to
quote:

I do have to say that your line guys dont look that big. Could be the pics however...


LT 6'5" 315 lbs.
LG 6'5" 295 lbs.
C 6'3" 300 lbs.
RG 6'5" 290 lbs.
RT 6'7" 300 lbs.

The LT (Scherff) is the best of the bunch, with the RT and C the next best. The two guards have been okay, but do get bull-rushed occasionally.

Ferentz has always emphasized the OL being mobile and lean due to the zone blocking scheme he employs. Similar philosophy to what the Broncos had under Shanahan/Alex Gibbs.
Posted by Meauxjeaux
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Member since Jun 2005
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Posted on 12/22/13 at 9:20 am to
After further analysis of those pictures, I 100% agree. Ya guys are gonna get smoked.

You have too many white players.
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 12/22/13 at 9:20 am to
You left out the potential for vitamin D poisoning due to over exposure to sunlight. Even the black guys look pale in those pics. I got seasonal affective disorder just from looking at the pics
Posted by penman
Member since Jul 2009
1459 posts
Posted on 12/22/13 at 9:21 am to
You my friend, have a future as an analyst. Solid work.
Posted by BrewHawk
Lucas, TX
Member since Nov 2004
319 posts
Posted on 12/22/13 at 9:21 am to
quote:

You left out the potential for vitamin D poisoning due to over exposure to sunlight. Even the black guys look pale in those pics. I got seasonal affective disorder just from looking at the pics


Exactly the reason I moved to Texas. It just gets damn dreary and depressing up there for 3-4 months.
Posted by PHXTigers
Arizona
Member since Dec 2007
779 posts
Posted on 12/22/13 at 9:21 am to
Posted by craignettles
Member since Jan 2005
3300 posts
Posted on 12/22/13 at 9:23 am to
I did some research. Your pen name is Mark Twain. Nice job.
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