A final solution for the empty seats on TV...

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final solution

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I know the empty seats are bothersome, but I really don't think genocide is the answer.

First 2,000 fans tomorrow get a Star of David

Get the names of those who don't show.

Then put them on the list

Final solution? Does that mean you will never post about this again? If so, I agree.

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Issue seat filler cards to attractive ladies and allow them to sit behind home plate until the owner shows up.

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Put her behind home plate for every game--maybe a few more folks would show up.

(taken off TV during an LSU home game a few years ago).

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. TV ratings go up

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Who watches a game based on chicks in the stands?

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Issue seat filler cards to attractive ladies and allow them to sit behind home platE

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Or, just win.

Stop putting every game on TV or ESPN3. I'm not saying that I want that, it's nice and brings in money for the schools. However, now that most games can be watched from the comforts of home we're seeing the same drop in asses in seats that we've seen for a while with football.

For the record, I was at the Box tonight and I miss the atmosphere that we had at the old Box, but I understand people watching it from home, especially on a work night.

Uh, over a billion Chinese don't give a shite.

Some fans may down on the team and not going but lets be honest. Even in the best seasons many of the gold seats are empty. Now your adding these Thursday night games to it and it just makes it worse.