re: Lane approves of the official visit goodie bags?

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What is in them? Gift cards and chocolates?

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cocaine.

I want a swag bag.

What’s crazy is 2 years ago the NCAA banned decorating their hotel rooms and they can’t leave them cookies and snacks in their room for official visits.

But they can basically now just give them a bag of cash at the football ops office.

Nice. At my official visit to southern Miss we got 4 chocolate chip cookies and some orange juice. Coach Bower came and said hi, we watched the game and then our host was Jeff Favre, Brett’s spoiled arse younger bro. He took us to his dorm room and there were 2 Pizzas and some Pepsi. He said he doesn’t stay here and that he doesn’t care if we come here to play or not and dude left. We left shortly after and drove home.

You just know there’s cool shite in there