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It was just a matter of time before Michigan discovered Underwood.

Posted on 10/30/24 at 1:24 pm
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
6788 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 1:24 pm
Now they are offering the same amount of money as LSU is offering.

Before you know it, they will hire a competent head coach and offensive coordinator.

Within a decade, they might have an offense that develops QBs.

Could be a while before they have warm weather and join the SEC, but I feel certain that with their endowment and funding, it's in the works.

Underwood is gone. Calling it now.
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
6394 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 1:25 pm to
Some people are not seeing the tongue in your cheek
Posted by geauxtigahs214
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2016
137 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 1:26 pm to
I just don't understand this line of thinking that Michigan all of the sudden is starting to recruit Underwood.

I don't blame people for feeling uneasy just being that he is an out of state guy from an area we don't recruit heavily. But to think Michigan is all of the sudden recruiting him seems crazy to me.


ETA: I may be the fool and didn't catch sarcasm
This post was edited on 10/30/24 at 1:28 pm
Posted by GeauxVU
Member since Jan 2022
1460 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 1:44 pm to
Did we REALLY need another thread about this? Good lord....
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
6788 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 1:45 pm to
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Some people are not seeing the tongue in your cheek
What are you talking about.

Have you seen Michigan's endowment?

This could be the last year it snows in Ann Arbor.
Posted by Geauxldninja
Member since May 2018
2130 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 1:49 pm to
I know this is a joke, but I live in Michigan and its been 70 degrees here all week. Its currently 77 degrees here in Grand Rapids. Pretty nuts. When I was younger I remember trick or treating with jackets and snow on the ground.
Posted by chadr07
Pineville, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
10479 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 1:51 pm to
I’m glad I’m confident that Underwood will not go to Michigan regardless. Now I don’t have to panic like a lot of LSU fans are doing for some reason lol
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
6788 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

I know this is a joke, but I live in Michigan and its been 70 degrees here all week. Its currently 77 degrees here in Grand Rapids. Pretty nuts. When I was younger I remember trick or treating with jackets and snow on the ground.
I lived in Traverse City. My older sister was a cheerleader at Michigan. I've seen my share of cold winters and snow drifts. I know you know this, but I'm going to say it anyway. It may be unseasonably warm now, but just like it does every year in Michigan:

Posted by Jtigerfan454
Member since Dec 2022
154 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 2:09 pm to
Lol
Posted by ZenFNmaster
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2007
2801 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

What are you talking about.

Have you seen Michigan's endowment?

This could be the last year it snows in Ann Arbor.


Money can change the weather ? That must be where all of Louisiana's money went. They spent all the cheese for schools and quality of life metrics on the weather. Thats why everything else here sucks.
Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
17097 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 2:42 pm to
My wife’s family is from the UP. One Christmas about 10 years it snowed about 2 feet overnight and no one there acted like it was a big deal. I haven’t been back in the winter since.
Posted by Geauxldninja
Member since May 2018
2130 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 2:58 pm to
Yeah we will be paying for all this warm weather in January I’m sure. It usually plays out that way.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
35333 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

I just don't understand this line of thinking that Michigan all of the sudden is starting to recruit Underwood.


They never stopped recruiting him.

That would be malpractice and easy to fire Moore.


Come on yall.
Posted by GerryDiNardo
Bringing Back The Magic!
Member since Mar 2004
5686 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 3:59 pm to
I, for one, applaud OP for this satirical post.
Posted by OU812
Michigan
Member since Apr 2004
13192 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 5:34 pm to
I moved to the Lansing area in May and man the food sucks up here. Bring on the cold weather!
Posted by OJsLifeCoach
NYC
Member since Aug 2023
2395 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 9:01 pm to
I get that this this a joke but it's still not funny
Posted by Datbayoubengal
Port City
Member since Sep 2009
28048 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:23 pm to
quote:

I know this is a joke, but I live in Michigan and its been 70 degrees here all week. Its currently 77 degrees here in Grand Rapids. Pretty nuts. When I was younger I remember trick or treating with jackets and snow on the ground.
That's not going to last through November bud
Posted by Datbayoubengal
Port City
Member since Sep 2009
28048 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:27 pm to
quote:

I get that this this a joke but it's still not funny
It's not really funny, but the satire is great because that's exactly how people like you have sounded since the LSU loss. You're unrational and emotional messes. For people pretending to be men, the majority of you act like women every time something bad happens.
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
6788 posts
Posted on 10/31/24 at 7:26 am to
quote:

I get that this this a joke but it's still not funny
I read what you posted,
quote:

OJsLifeCoach
and I'll completely disregard it.

Posters exactly like you are posting that LSU won't sign Underwood. Posters exactly like you are blindly ignoring the facts.

quote:

It was just a matter of time before Michigan discovered Underwood.
Fact 1: Michigan has been recruiting Underwood for years, and he has repeatedly rejected their offer.

quote:

Now they are offering the same amount of money as LSU is offering.
Fact 2: Underwood has specifically stated that college compensation is not a dispositive issue for him. And Michigan has not offered more than LSU, they've only matched LSU's offer.

quote:

Before you know it, they will hire a competent head coach and offensive coordinator.
Fact 3a and 3b: Michigan does not have a head coach or offensive coordinator that has a record of developing QBs.

quote:

Within a decade, they might have an offense that develops QBs.
Fact 4: Michigan does not have an offense that will develop a QB for the NFL.

quote:

Could be a while before they have warm weather and join the SEC, but I feel certain that with their endowment and funding, it's in the works.
Facts 5: Michigan is unlikely to develop an offense that will develop QBs for the NFL because they play home games outdoors and in several of those games, it' will be difficult to rely on a passing game.

Fact 6: Recruits understand that the best competition is in the SEC. Thus, the best development is likely to happen in the SEC. Michigan is not in the SEC.

Fact 7: Michigan's vast endowment and funding can not change some of these facts, and has not changed any of these facts.

I don'[t give a rat's arse if you think it's funny. You're a moron, and much of my material goes over the heads of posters. Most posters on this board think I don't like or respect Captain Crown. They don't get it. C'est la vie.

In any event, my post was not intended to entertain you. It was intended to rebuke idiots exactly like you.
Posted by OJsLifeCoach
NYC
Member since Aug 2023
2395 posts
Posted on 10/31/24 at 8:56 am to
quote:

I read what you posted,quote:OJsLifeCoach and I'll completely disregard it.


And then write a novel as a rebuttal?

For the record, I don’t buy any of the Underwood flip talk, especially not to Michigan. Which I’ve said on here multiple times. Great work, though.
This post was edited on 10/31/24 at 8:58 am
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