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re: I'm tired of my neighbors' chickens hopping the fence and entering my yard

Posted on 3/22/23 at 8:58 pm to
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
9793 posts
Posted on 3/22/23 at 8:58 pm to
Trade them a chicken for a dozen eggs.
Posted by Philzilla
Member since Nov 2011
1352 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 5:37 am to
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They’re not getting hundreds of eggs off 3-4 chickens.

No shite.
Posted by jpcajun
Member since Nov 2010
1203 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 10:50 am to
My neighbor does the same.... lots of chickens in his yard and we have a barbed wire fence between our two houses/property. Been at the house two years now and wife wanted to redo the flower beds. We spent a few hundred dollars on mulch and new plants and within a week, the damn chickens were in the flower beds throwing all of the mulch out. I told my neighbor that the chickens were doing this and that we had spent several hundred dollars on it. He said he would control them and he didnt. So i went and bought a pellet rifle and everytime they get in my yard, i kill a chicken. Population of chickens have decreased and he has now caged the chickens.
Posted by Pahnew
Member since Apr 2008
5372 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 11:16 am to
Spray them with a water hose or get a dog
Posted by BilbeauTBaggins
probably stuck in traffic
Member since May 2021
4357 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 11:19 am to
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I been around chickens all my life, four chickens are not laying “hundreds” of eggs a month. One hundred would be pushing it

Exaggeration. I truly don't know how many they make but it is quite a lot because they have stacks of one dozen egg cartons every couple of weeks.

Again, the whole point of this post was finding a solid solution that doesn't turn me into a shitty neighbor, even though I'm not being shitty and letting hungry chickens go running amok throughout someone else's yard.
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
3499 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 3:17 pm to
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13653 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

Spray them with a water hose


If you go the Big Lee route, make sure you have a custom LSU casket available. Gallo Del Cielo might fight back.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
25491 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 4:19 pm to
I tell you what bud, i'll let you borrow my husky for the weekend. He'll handle the situation for you, just leave him in your backyard when you know those chickens hop over the fence.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired
Member since Feb 2019
4569 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 4:54 pm to
Assuming your yard is fenced, just borrow a friends dogs, doesn't need to a big vicious dog, a Fiest or Schnauzer would probably be best. Even a cat would take care of this problem.
Posted by boudinman
Member since Nov 2019
5033 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 7:59 pm to
I like chicken. Fried chicken, baked chicken, bbq chicken, chicken gumbo, chicken salad, drunk chicken, and most other chicken dishes.

Get a Gamo, and enjoy the free meals baw.
Posted by eatpie
Kentucky
Member since Aug 2018
1124 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 9:12 am to
At this point I'd have a little innocent fun with it. Get a dog cage or similar. Catch the chickens after they enter your yard and cage them. Give them food and water. that evening they'll start looking for them and see 'em in a cage in your backyard.

When they come to your door asking about them, tell them you recently caught some wild chickens. They'll get the picture.

Keep it cool, nice neighbors are a luxury and a blessing. Remind them you'd prefer the chickens not in your yard and suggest they clip wings to keep them on the ground.
Posted by Slickback
Deer Stand
Member since Mar 2008
27680 posts
Posted on 3/25/23 at 4:53 am to
Borrow a dog.
Whack upside the head with a golf club.
Ask neighbors to have their wings clipped.
Do you have a dog or cat carrier/kennel? Catch them, throw them in there, and give them away.
Posted by BadTiger
Member since Dec 2003
329 posts
Posted on 4/2/23 at 3:47 pm to
Dude. This is so easily resolved. Option 1. Get your own coop and start collecting them. Free chickens and eggs. Option2. Clip their wings with scissors. They don’t feel it, it just keeps them from flying. Option 3. Borrow a dog. Doesn’t have to be a big bad vicious dog. My wife’s Shi-Tsu is scared of his own shadow, but has killed a couple of my escaped chickens with the quickness.
Posted by GITiger66
Member since Dec 2019
225 posts
Posted on 4/2/23 at 10:35 pm to
Gallo Del Cielo …man what a classic. Great song
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