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Vasectomy Recovery time?
Posted on 5/29/21 at 5:13 pm
Posted on 5/29/21 at 5:13 pm
I’m getting mine done in a couple of weeks. Here’s my quandary. I coach both of my boys Rec baseball teams. We have end of year tournaments that good moved right around me procedure. It’s been cancelled twice because of Covid so I’m not excited about rescheduling. We are doing it for a health issue related to my wife during pregnancy.
Anyway, will I be able to coach at night same day if I get it done in the morning? Next day? I don’t need to be terribly active but I’d like to be there especially for my oldest who is playing his last year. Thanks for any help in alleviating my fears.
Anyway, will I be able to coach at night same day if I get it done in the morning? Next day? I don’t need to be terribly active but I’d like to be there especially for my oldest who is playing his last year. Thanks for any help in alleviating my fears.
Posted on 5/29/21 at 5:17 pm to Sheepdog1833
I had mine done last Friday. I sat down For 3 days and rested. I could have gone coach Tball practice on Monday but opted to rest due to me being on my feet all day at work. I started back lifting some weights on Wednesday. Ran 4.5 miles this am.
It’s not really painful, just uncomfortable. Only spots still sensitive are the actual incision site.
Worst part about the procedure was the 5 days of no sex!
It’s not really painful, just uncomfortable. Only spots still sensitive are the actual incision site.
Worst part about the procedure was the 5 days of no sex!
Posted on 5/29/21 at 6:15 pm to Sheepdog1833
If you can stay seated and not get amped up. Probably not too feasible though.
It’s not so much about what you feel capable of, but what you feel capable of will do to you that you’ll regret afterwards. I chilled for a couple of days, used frozen peas as directed more so than for pain relief. Was fine by Monday. I do have a sedentary job though.
All around would recommend for anyone confidently done with having children. Cheaper and far less invasive than your wife getting her tubes tied. Plus, it’s a good excuse to have a good bit of sex in a short period of time after procedure to make sure you’re cleared.
It’s not so much about what you feel capable of, but what you feel capable of will do to you that you’ll regret afterwards. I chilled for a couple of days, used frozen peas as directed more so than for pain relief. Was fine by Monday. I do have a sedentary job though.
All around would recommend for anyone confidently done with having children. Cheaper and far less invasive than your wife getting her tubes tied. Plus, it’s a good excuse to have a good bit of sex in a short period of time after procedure to make sure you’re cleared.
Posted on 5/29/21 at 6:22 pm to DabosDynasty
Frozen peas are the ticket! Yea I had a great week before the procedure due to the wife knowing I would be down for a few days. It was like we were in our 20's! And afterwards its been just as good. I told her the more sex we have, the sooner all the sperm will disappear, so she has been game!
Posted on 5/29/21 at 7:02 pm to tke_swamprat
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And afterwards its been just as good. I told her the more sex we have, the sooner all the sperm will disappear, so she has been game!
The doc who did mine even told my wife this was necessary.
Posted on 5/29/21 at 9:21 pm to Sheepdog1833
Don't risk it. Lay on the couch with a bag of frozen peas on your nuts and don't move for 2-3 days.
Posted on 5/29/21 at 11:20 pm to Sheepdog1833
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Anyway, will I be able to coach at night same day if I get it done in the morning? Next day?
This doesn’t sound like a good idea at all. You’re going to want to stay off your feet and keep legs raised as much as possible for at least 2 days. Your jock strap will be super packed with gauze and any strain and exertion can be really sensitive. Not to mention you can’t bend and squat like normal and you’ll be walking around very gingerly and cautiously. It’s not worth risking a complication or developing a hematoma when you don’t have to.
If the tournaments are that important, I’d say to postpone your procedure for another week in the future.
Posted on 5/30/21 at 8:26 am to Sheepdog1833
I got mine done at 11am on a Friday. Doc told me to go home, lay on couch in compression underwear and do not get up unless you need to pee. I did that and felt great by Saturday evening.
I still had the general slight soreness for a few days but I was fully mobile and I attribute that to staying on the couch Friday night.
Congrats on the guilt free gut spraying.
I still had the general slight soreness for a few days but I was fully mobile and I attribute that to staying on the couch Friday night.
Congrats on the guilt free gut spraying.
Posted on 5/30/21 at 9:07 am to Sheepdog1833
I was put under for mine so that entire day after I felt fine just really tired. Next day felt great, went out and washed my truck and cut the grass. That was a mistake lol. The boys swelled up pretty good and my incisions bled a good bit. You'll feel fine the day after, but just take it easy. Get a jock strap or some tighty whiteys to keep everything in place. You'll have some gause down there for a couple days while you heal and the briefs will help hold everything in place. After a week or so you can go back to normal boxers. They just don't want you to wear underwear with a seam in the middle that would normally sit right in the middle of your sack.
Posted on 5/30/21 at 11:27 am to onelochevy
shite. Looks like I’m going to have to play Russian roulette with the wife for a couple extra months. Thanks for all of the advice and experiences.
Posted on 5/30/21 at 12:39 pm to Sheepdog1833
Smart. I think your best bet is to postpone it. I had to postpone because of something that came up and didn’t want to risk it. Delayed me about a month but it was right decision.
Also bonus info... consider drinking a glass of Metamucil and taking a stool softener the day of. Worked really well in my case. The idea of sitting and having to potentially strain any scared the hell out of me.
Also bonus info... consider drinking a glass of Metamucil and taking a stool softener the day of. Worked really well in my case. The idea of sitting and having to potentially strain any scared the hell out of me.
Posted on 5/30/21 at 1:31 pm to Sheepdog1833
My wife brought up the issue, but I told her my pullout game has been perfect up until now (33), so why should I get an unnecessary procedure?
It’s unfortunate that most men have a misunderstanding of how ejaculating works and it’s not entirely their fault because we have been led to believe that sperm is in pre ejaculate when it’s not. The ONLY time sperm can be in pre ejaculate is if you had a recent emission, sperm was left over in urethra and you went for a round two without passing urine through beforehand. Urine will absolutely get rid of any sperm that may have been left over.
So there’s only three reasons pulling out wouldn’t work:
1. You are being greedy and not pulling out at least few seconds before ejaculation
2. You didn’t pee to remove left over sperm from last emission
3. You have no control over your ejaculations and therefore don’t know when to pull out
When I was a teen I tried condoms and slept with girls that used BC, but I realized that sex with condoms is pointless and BC screws up women’s bodies and makes them fat without increasing calories due the an altered metabolism.
Ive been married to my wife for 5 years and we never used protection at any point. In 2018 we decided we wanted a baby, so I ejaculated into her for the first time and she found out she was pregnant within 1 month. After she had our son, we went back to the same method and it still works just as it always has. It’s not a hard concept, but it’s just one of those things where you have to do research to find the truth because it’s not readily available.
It’s unfortunate that most men have a misunderstanding of how ejaculating works and it’s not entirely their fault because we have been led to believe that sperm is in pre ejaculate when it’s not. The ONLY time sperm can be in pre ejaculate is if you had a recent emission, sperm was left over in urethra and you went for a round two without passing urine through beforehand. Urine will absolutely get rid of any sperm that may have been left over.
So there’s only three reasons pulling out wouldn’t work:
1. You are being greedy and not pulling out at least few seconds before ejaculation
2. You didn’t pee to remove left over sperm from last emission
3. You have no control over your ejaculations and therefore don’t know when to pull out
When I was a teen I tried condoms and slept with girls that used BC, but I realized that sex with condoms is pointless and BC screws up women’s bodies and makes them fat without increasing calories due the an altered metabolism.
Ive been married to my wife for 5 years and we never used protection at any point. In 2018 we decided we wanted a baby, so I ejaculated into her for the first time and she found out she was pregnant within 1 month. After she had our son, we went back to the same method and it still works just as it always has. It’s not a hard concept, but it’s just one of those things where you have to do research to find the truth because it’s not readily available.
Posted on 5/30/21 at 1:47 pm to FlexDawg
All valid points and to be fair my pull out game is perfect as well. However, this last pregnancy and birth almost killed my wife. Can’t trust my late night drinking and urge to not pull out kill my wife.
Posted on 5/30/21 at 5:56 pm to FlexDawg
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The ONLY time sperm can be in pre ejaculate is if you had a recent emission, sperm was left over in urethra and you went for a round two without passing urine through beforehand.
Your statement is incorrect. That’s not true and you shouldn’t be banking on that much less spreading the idea to others. It’s mostly true, yes, but that is NOT 100%.
Secondly , you really want to spend your whole adult life pulling out each time? That’s cool if you choose that. I and many others would not. Call it greedy if you want. But to each his own. But not everyone wants to do that, much less rely on that.
Posted on 5/30/21 at 9:00 pm to FlexDawg
I speak on behalf of the health and fitness board when I say frick pulling out.
This post was edited on 5/30/21 at 9:03 pm
Posted on 5/31/21 at 12:04 am to habz007
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Your statement is incorrect. That’s not true and you shouldn’t be banking on that much less spreading the idea to others. It’s mostly true, yes, but that is NOT 100%.
Secondly , you really want to spend your whole adult life pulling out each time? That’s cool if you choose that. I and many others would not. Call it greedy if you want. But to each his own. But not everyone wants to do that, much less rely on that.
How is it incorrect? It’s 100% correct. Just because you’re too lazy to do the actual research and prefer to live by hearsay doesn’t mean it’s incorrect. I’ve lived my entire life using this method to perfection. All you have to do is not be an idiot.
And yes I do prefer to pullout. When I ejaculated inside when I impregnated my wife, it felt weird and I didn’t like it as much as pulling out and her jerking me the rest of the way.
This post was edited on 5/31/21 at 12:06 am
Posted on 5/31/21 at 12:07 am to Polar Pop
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I speak on behalf of the health and fitness board when I say frick pulling out.
Frick a fat woman on birth control
Frick rubbers
Frick getting your nuts snipped
God made me smart enough to know how to not have a kid when I don’t want one the all natural way.
Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:16 am to Sheepdog1833
Don’t come back too soon. I rushed back and got a hematoma. My balls swelled up like a grapefruit. It was very unpleasant.
Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:26 am to FlexDawg
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When I ejaculated inside when I impregnated my wife, it felt weird and I didn’t like it as much as pulling out and her jerking me the rest of the way.
You are a weird mother fricker. Pretty sure with that statement you admitted to having the gay.
and yea good luck going the rest of your life pulling out.
vasectomy, even if you have complications, is over and done in under a week. Ill take a week of annoying pain to be able to spray those guts for a life tme.
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