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re: SJW’s set their sights on DND

Posted on 7/9/20 at 8:00 pm to
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
10859 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 8:00 pm to
To give some semblance of fairness to the Karens, there was a harlot table in the first dmg.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79986 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:42 am to
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shite, you can create a dark skinned elf. Drow are black, not brown.


Sylvan (Wood) Elves are brown, like the color of tree bark.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
23979 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 10:01 am to
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To give some semblance of fairness to the Karens, there was a harlot table in the first dmg.


Yeah? So?

That's not very progressive of you to hate on sex workers, bro. Are you a SWERF?


But, damn, that's a pretty good/funny d100 random encounter table. Ha.

Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79986 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 10:48 am to
That table isn't accurate. Nowhere on that list is "politician", "aspiring actress" or "social media influencer".
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89483 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 10:53 am to
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Actually, it originates in OD&D. The stuff in the 1974 paper-back books. Original D&D


Now that I think about it, this is probably correct - we likely retconned the term "Basic" to differentiate between "D&D" (Original) and AD&D (which is commonly referred to as "First Edition" now), when those constituted the binary choice.
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
24688 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:19 pm to
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It also seems as though they assume the D&D community is filled with a bunch of bigots that need to be taught not to be bigots by changing game lore. 
I'd aim a magic missile directly at their arse hole just for the fun of it.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79986 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:54 pm to
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I'd aim a magic missile


You don't AIM a magic missile. It hits automatically.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
23979 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 1:09 pm to
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quote:

I'd aim a magic missile



You don't AIM a magic missile. It hits automatically.


And it sends multiple darts. At which level are you casting?
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79986 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 2:22 pm to
Still automatic hit(s).
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
23979 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 3:02 pm to
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Still automatic hit(s).




Geez...I know. I wasn't correcting you, just trying to add to the silliness.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28026 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 4:42 pm to
It's funny, because DND nerds are as inclusive as it gets. They don't give a shite who plays, as long as they can get enough to have a party and a DM.

If there was ever a game and game followers you wouldn't think would get cancelled it is the DND peeps.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79986 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 5:43 pm to
Remember who owns Wizards of the Coast: Hasbro.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30857 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 7:30 pm to
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Now that I think about it, this is probably correct - we likely retconned the term "Basic" to differentiate between "D&D" (Original) and AD&D (which is commonly referred to as "First Edition" now), when those constituted the binary choice.


No, the basic set came out in 1977 as a simplified rule set. So that people who wanted to play casual could... 5th edition accomplished what basic tried - to get the game more and more mainstream.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79986 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 7:55 pm to
Roll a d20 for wokeness with disadvantage.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28026 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:36 pm to
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Roll a d20 for wokeness with disadvantage.


I use my +4 sword of SJW(+3 vs BLM, +5 vs White, Female SJW's, +8 vs W/F/SJW/ with purple or blue hair.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79986 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 10:59 pm to
That grants you a -15 modifier to all history, perception, nature, investigation and intimidation checks as well as causes you to fail all wisdom and intelligence saving throws.
This post was edited on 7/10/20 at 11:00 pm
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
23979 posts
Posted on 7/13/20 at 9:31 pm to
Went to the local gaming store and picked up a copy of Curse of Strahd before the edits get done and all the old ones disappear.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28026 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 12:23 pm to
I think i still have my dungeon masters guide(thick hard cover book, and Monster manual from 1980

I only played 1 time, but bought it, loved the mythology/ creatures in the game.


Wonder if they are worth anything?



Posted by Master Guilbeau
Member since Jan 2013
1120 posts
Posted on 7/14/20 at 1:51 pm to
I might be interested in buying.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
23979 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 7:47 am to
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Wonder if they are worth anything?


Absolutely are to the right person.
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