Page 1
Page 1
Started By
Message

Saints Row

Posted on 8/24/22 at 10:37 pm
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
79424 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 10:37 pm
Played it for a couple days

It's OK.

Probably the worst written of the series. Humor falls flat, seems forced.

Map seems smaller, while technically isn't (loooooots of empty desert).

Gameplay is Saints Row 3, with no choice with regards to level up perks.
Posted by VaeVictus
Member since Feb 2017
1666 posts
Posted on 8/25/22 at 10:43 am to
Game was heavily influenced by Anita Sarkeesion. It was doomed from the start.
Posted by CornDogCologne
AFUERA!
Member since Nov 2007
8782 posts
Posted on 8/25/22 at 1:40 pm to
This would have been a perfect opportunity to put out a solid competitor against rockstar, but it appears that they went the woke scold route and kept the same dated design elements that they have been trotting out since the early 360 era.

Trash. I can wait until it’s on deep discount if I waste my time at all.
Posted by BulldogXero
Member since Oct 2011
9960 posts
Posted on 8/25/22 at 3:37 pm to
Something happened to Volition after THQ broke up. Saints Row 4 might be my favorite of the series, but I believe it was created largely as a DLC for Saints Row 3 then converted to a full game with most of the work being done under THQ.

I don't know if it's lack of budget, or if they lost a lot of talent over the years, but Agents of Mayhem and Saints Row (reboot) have an amateurish, low budget feel to them.

Saints Row has some really awful looking animations, and the gunplay is actually a step back from Agents of Mayhem.

The car physics feel are straight out of Agents of Mayhem, so they are super floaty and don't feel like real cars.

I would also say that the open world feels a lot like that of Agents of Mayhem. Granted, there is more to do, but the open world feels so static and dead.

I would much rather have had a remaster of Saints Row II. The original version runs like arse on PC, and I'd like to get a version that has a smooth framerate.
This post was edited on 8/25/22 at 3:39 pm
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
67357 posts
Posted on 8/25/22 at 3:38 pm to
Knew this game was arse from the first trailer. Writing and voice acting seemed like a joke
Posted by bubbaprohn
Kansas
Member since Feb 2009
4056 posts
Posted on 8/25/22 at 6:30 pm to
The OG Saints Row had the best multiplayer game mode ever. It was called 'Protect tha Pimp' and it was fun as shite. Two teams - on one team one of the players was the pimp. He had a pimp hat, no guns but brass knuckles that could 1 shot anyone. The goal was to get the pimp to the exit and the other team had to kill him (they all had guns).

Every map had a choke point in it where the fighting would usually take place. It was literally the only game mode I'd play it was so much fun.

Sadly, there were "glitches" in the game and various lag switch exploits people would use that they never bothered to patch or fix so it went downhill. So many black guys and british guys played it... It was absolutely hilarious listening to them talk shite back and forth
This post was edited on 8/25/22 at 6:31 pm
Posted by Earthling
Member since May 2021
8 posts
Posted on 8/25/22 at 9:44 pm to
The characters are too annoying looking. I want to punch them all in the face.
Posted by CabtainStabbin
Member since Aug 2022
214 posts
Posted on 8/26/22 at 2:27 am to
Never played a Saints Row game but I saw everyone mocking this POS when it was announced. Sadly this game flopping won't stop the wokifaction of games. The executives at these companies are terrified of employees at this point and refuse to push back. They hired too much purple hair dye and gender confusion and now they are drowning in it.
This post was edited on 8/26/22 at 2:28 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130376 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 9:07 am to
I’ve been enjoying it so far. Other than one glitch it hasn’t been bad. Some commie loving dialogue but doesn’t strike me as overly woke yet. It’s been fun to play, reminds me of the old saints rows which I liked
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
79424 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 10:16 am to
quote:

I’ve been enjoying it so far. Other than one glitch it hasn’t been bad. Some commie loving dialogue but doesn’t strike me as overly woke yet. It’s been fun to play, reminds me of the old saints rows which I liked

It has a few decent parts. Writing and map are my biggest knocks.

The dialogue cringe factor and the tiny map are enough to prevent me from recommending this game to anyone.

Literally every line "the boss" utters, is some sort of quip. Never clever or funny, just forced and eye-roll inducing. Not because of the "woke" factor, because of the awful writing.

It is like the guys who wrote Thor: LaT wrote this

The Map smaller than any other iteration, they say it is bigger, because half the map is empty desert.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
67357 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 10:39 am to
quote:

It is like the guys who wrote Thor: LaT wrote this


Posted by BulldogXero
Member since Oct 2011
9960 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

It has a few decent parts. Writing and map are my biggest knocks.


That and the complete lack of physics

I actually like the map. The city might be my favorite in the series.

We can't complain about open worlds being too large then turn around and complain whenever a game has a small map. As long as there's stuff to do in the game, it doesn't matter that the map is (or feels) smaller.
This post was edited on 8/29/22 at 3:52 pm
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
79424 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

We can't complain about open worlds being too large then turn around and complain whenever a game has a small map.
if it is a driving game, you can.

Counting only the populated area, I could drive through every district in 10 minutes or less.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 1Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram