re: You're on death row and they ask you what you want for your last meal

Liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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I wanna double yolked egg from an albino pigeon with fried bat wings over easy.
The left hind leg of a black giraffe cooked medium rare, not too greasy.
Smoked rhinoceros, pickled ant-eaters a plate of elephant stew.
One mandrake root and a rabbit's tongue and a jaw of cockaroo.

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I want fresh tear-drops from a new-born child in a glass made in Timbuktu.
If you can't get that, try a stewed pole-cat smothered with catfish brew.
Take the ears from a rat-tailed monkey mixed with a spider's left eye.
And make me a salad of jungle roots and I'll be ready to die!

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David Allan Coe - Death Row

Appetizer:
6 raw
6 chargrilled
2 mozz sticks from Sammy's (or similar)
Side salad with homemade thousand island dressing/bacon

Main:
Thick ribeye med rare topped with lump crab
French fries and fried okra on the side
One slice of pepperoni NY style pizza

Dessert:
Frozen custard hot fudge sundae

Drink:
Coca cola served in a Styrofoam cup with sonic ice

Prime rib, mac and cheese, bowl of fruity pebbles, a blueberry muffin, peach cobbler, hardfiska, an icelandic hot dog, bagel with lox, onion, capers and cream cheese and a case of beer.

My New Year's meal: pork chops, rice and gravy, collards, and blackeye peas, maybe add in some chargrilled oysters to start if I could

50 chili dogs with mustard and onion.

For desert a gallon of vanilla bean ice cream.

Darrell's surf and turf poboy, Mrs Vickies jalapeno chips and 2 pitchers of beer.
or
Port of Call cheeseburger, loaded baked potato and 2 monsoons.