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What’s your olive limit?
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:13 pm
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:13 pm
Mine is one olive - usually packaged with feta cheese and salad
I have a buddy who declares he has no olive limit - can eat an entire jar straight
I submit that he licks the taints of men by choice
Olives are not meant to be consumed stand alone in bulk. Tell me I am not alone in this opinion.
Olive limits should trend lower, not higher.
I have a buddy who declares he has no olive limit - can eat an entire jar straight
I submit that he licks the taints of men by choice
Olives are not meant to be consumed stand alone in bulk. Tell me I am not alone in this opinion.
Olive limits should trend lower, not higher.
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:15 pm to theunknownknight
You are using olive as a euphemism for dick right?
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:15 pm to theunknownknight
Arentyaglad I didn’t say banana
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:15 pm to theunknownknight
Never tested my abilities but my preference is one or less.
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:15 pm to theunknownknight
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I submit that he licks the taints of men by choice
Odd you say this. I don’t get the connection. Care to explain?
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:16 pm to theunknownknight
Black
oLives
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oLives
Matter
This post was edited on 12/19/20 at 8:18 pm
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:17 pm to theunknownknight
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no olive limit - can eat an entire jar straight
Yessir, for kalamatas and maybe stuffed green ones, anyway.
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:17 pm to Otto Scorzany
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Odd you say this. I don’t get the connection. Care to explain?
If you can’t see the connection between a salty sour olive and borderline dick sucking, I can’t help you
This post was edited on 12/19/20 at 8:21 pm
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:18 pm to SEClint
Is this one of those threads where the op changes after everyone gives an answer?
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:18 pm to theunknownknight
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Olive limits should trend lower, not higher.
Your thread starting is what should trend lower... MUCH lower.
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:20 pm to theunknownknight
I could eat an entire jar of Central Grocery Olive Salad. Poo would be dicey afterwards but I'd manage.
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:24 pm to theunknownknight
Ages 0-45: Maybe 1 Olive
Since then: 20-30ish
At age 45 Mrs Füt (no pics) and I were in London having a pre-arranged menued meal that had Olives as an early course. (business function)
We both never cared for them and were going to ignore them.
We both tried them and ended up eating them all.
Whole Foods carries good olives.
Since then: 20-30ish
At age 45 Mrs Füt (no pics) and I were in London having a pre-arranged menued meal that had Olives as an early course. (business function)
We both never cared for them and were going to ignore them.
We both tried them and ended up eating them all.
Whole Foods carries good olives.
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:29 pm to theunknownknight
In vodka, unlimited.
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:40 pm to theunknownknight
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If you can’t see the connection between a salty sour olive and borderline dick sucking, I can’t help you
No I don’t. That’s why I asked. Sounds like you know. N'est-ce pas?
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:41 pm to CheEngineer
Best movie ever! Prison fight scene is straight up about being a real man.
This post was edited on 12/19/20 at 8:42 pm
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:42 pm to theunknownknight
On a muffuletta, no limit
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:42 pm to theunknownknight
I just murdered a half a jar of Castelvetranos
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