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What’s your olive limit?

Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:13 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57212 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:13 pm
Mine is one olive - usually packaged with feta cheese and salad

I have a buddy who declares he has no olive limit - can eat an entire jar straight

I submit that he licks the taints of men by choice

Olives are not meant to be consumed stand alone in bulk. Tell me I am not alone in this opinion.

Olive limits should trend lower, not higher.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
9767 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:13 pm to
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Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25523 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:15 pm to
You are using olive as a euphemism for dick right?
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15765 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:15 pm to
Arentyaglad I didn’t say banana
Posted by tigahfromtheham
On your left
Member since Jun 2005
5800 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:15 pm to
Never tested my abilities but my preference is one or less.
Posted by Otto Scorzany
Member since Nov 2020
1027 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:15 pm to
quote:


I submit that he licks the taints of men by choice



Odd you say this. I don’t get the connection. Care to explain?
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11255 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:16 pm to
Black
oLives
Matter
This post was edited on 12/19/20 at 8:18 pm
Posted by NakaTrash
Texas Hill Country
Member since Dec 2013
6139 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:17 pm to
quote:

no olive limit - can eat an entire jar straight

Yessir, for kalamatas and maybe stuffed green ones, anyway.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:17 pm to
1 jar
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57212 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:17 pm to
quote:

Odd you say this. I don’t get the connection. Care to explain?


If you can’t see the connection between a salty sour olive and borderline dick sucking, I can’t help you
This post was edited on 12/19/20 at 8:21 pm
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:18 pm to
Is this one of those threads where the op changes after everyone gives an answer?
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72582 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

Olive limits should trend lower, not higher.



Your thread starting is what should trend lower... MUCH lower.
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4866 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:20 pm to
I could eat an entire jar of Central Grocery Olive Salad. Poo would be dicey afterwards but I'd manage.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65425 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:24 pm to
Ages 0-45: Maybe 1 Olive

Since then: 20-30ish

At age 45 Mrs Füt (no pics) and I were in London having a pre-arranged menued meal that had Olives as an early course. (business function)

We both never cared for them and were going to ignore them.

We both tried them and ended up eating them all.

Whole Foods carries good olives.
Posted by LazloHollyfeld
Steam Tunnel at UNC-G
Member since Apr 2009
1581 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:29 pm to
In vodka, unlimited.
Posted by CheEngineer
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2019
4234 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:40 pm to
Posted by Otto Scorzany
Member since Nov 2020
1027 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:40 pm to
quote:

If you can’t see the connection between a salty sour olive and borderline dick sucking, I can’t help you


No I don’t. That’s why I asked. Sounds like you know. N'est-ce pas?
Posted by Otto Scorzany
Member since Nov 2020
1027 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:41 pm to
Best movie ever! Prison fight scene is straight up about being a real man.
This post was edited on 12/19/20 at 8:42 pm
Posted by Boston911
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2013
1927 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:42 pm to
On a muffuletta, no limit
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134817 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 8:42 pm to
I just murdered a half a jar of Castelvetranos
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