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re: Things you love to eat, but hate to cook

Posted on 7/31/21 at 4:07 pm to
Posted by Treacherous Cretin
Columbus, OH
Member since Jan 2016
1503 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 4:07 pm to
I love frying bacon. I do it in a pan on the stovetop and can govern the cooking of every slice. Get yourself one of those splatter screens.

I like my bacon crispy but not brittle. I don’t know how much I could eat if I lost all sense of self control. After rendering the fat out of it I don’t think 2 lbs would be a challenge. I generally eat a few slices while I’m cooking it. And then maybe a few more slices with eggs for breakfast. The rest I cook a little bit less so I can either finish it on the grill or in the microwave for later use. More often than not I’m frying bacon mainly to replenish my supply of bacon grease for cooking other things.
Posted by heatom2
At the plant, baw.
Member since Nov 2010
12811 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 4:17 pm to
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Things you love to eat, but hate to cook by TideSaint
I hate making bacon.

I don't have a skillet big enough to make a whole package at once and grease gets everywhere


You need to get a blackstone baw
Posted by El Magnifico
La casa de tu mamá
Member since Jan 2014
7017 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 4:18 pm to
Boiled Crawfish
Posted by heatom2
At the plant, baw.
Member since Nov 2010
12811 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 4:39 pm to
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Boiled Crawfish


Man I love the whole process for crawfish.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41722 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 4:47 pm to
Fried Okra
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
8294 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 4:50 pm to
That's a lot of steps. I just cut the slices in half to better deal with shrinkage and cook them in the oven on a big arse sheet. Comes out perfect every time, no extra skillet steps. No pan on top.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8215 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 5:59 pm to
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I can't cook rice to save my life


A method I use for rice and it never messes up. Add equal parts rice and water to a pot at the same time. Stir it (only once, that’s it). Turn the stove on high. When it boils, cover and cook on low for 25 minutes. That’s it.
Posted by BitBuster
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2017
1439 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:12 pm to
Weinerschitzel. Expensive veal, dip in milk, dredge in flour, dip in egg, coat with breadcrumbs. Then you gotta fry in batches and keep previous batches warm. It's hella messy. It's a once or twice a year thing.

ETA: croissants... They are a pita as well. I've made them like 3 times then vowed to just buy them the next time I wanted them.
This post was edited on 7/31/21 at 7:17 pm
Posted by cbtullis
Atlanta
Member since Apr 2004
6263 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:25 pm to
Fried chicken!!
No doubt this has to be the answer. Homemade fried chicken is awesome, but you can go to Popeyes, publix, church’s prayers many other places and have great fried chicken without the mess and cleanup
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:01 pm to
Fried chicken. It's a giant mess and pain in the arse.

The Foreman Grill does bacon great. Put the bacon in the grill cold, turn it on to 350F and it'll render as it comes to temp. Cook about 10-15 minutes, depending on how crispy you want it. Plus, all your bacon fat goes into the handy dandy tray that you can use to pour it off into your fat jar to keep on hand for cooking. I tried oven bacon and it always smokes up on me. The Foreman Grill is almost equally as lazy and gives you that low steady temp you need to really render out the fat to get great bacon.

Rice is easy. Put in Instant Pot. Two thingies of rice to three thingies of water. Press rice button.
This post was edited on 7/31/21 at 8:10 pm
Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:07 pm to
I microwave my bacon on a plate between paper towels. Bout 4 minutes for 4 pieces, comes out just fine.

Second fried chicken as being a pain the arse to cook.
Posted by Darla Hood
Near that place by that other place
Member since Aug 2012
13950 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:18 pm to
As others have said, fried chicken, mostly because I’m not good at it. If I tried more than once every decade, maybe I’d see progress.
Posted by unclebuck504
N.O./B.R./ATL
Member since Feb 2010
1716 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 8:56 pm to
After thinking about this for a while, I was gonna say Fried Chicken, but it really doesn't bother me THAT much because I grew up working as a fry cook in a high volume kitchen. I think the clean up is the PITA v. the actual preparation.

My Eggplant Parmesan - Final Answer.

One of my favorite dishes with a lot of little easy steps, but they're all necessary because it's one of those dishes where the Devil is in the details ... from peeling the eggplant and slicing it lengthwise on a mandolin, salting the eggplant with heavy plates, battering and frying it, keeping it on racks while I fry it all, to making the sauce from scratch, then layering the eggplant in a pan with sauce and cheese in layers like a lasagna, and then baking it just until I get the leopard spots on the mozz ... it's a real pain in the arse, but it's great.
This post was edited on 7/31/21 at 9:29 pm
Posted by pochejp
Gonzales, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2007
7855 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 11:11 pm to
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Things you love to eat, but hate to cook


Red or white beans and rice.
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