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Steak Umms do you buy?
Posted on 12/20/25 at 11:32 am
Posted on 12/20/25 at 11:32 am
I bought these this morning. Put them in the croc pot with some adjus seasong. A hour in, I got the most foul smelling "meat-Sheet" I ever smelled.
I added some garlic and peppers to it, in the hopes that my home made beef sandwiches will be good.
This stuff is horrible so far.
I added some garlic and peppers to it, in the hopes that my home made beef sandwiches will be good.
This stuff is horrible so far.
Posted on 12/20/25 at 11:36 am to Sunnyvale
I mean it’s basically like steak bologna… I put it in the same category as the frozen meatballs. You’re definitely not going to write home about it but it has its place.
Posted on 12/20/25 at 7:27 pm to Sunnyvale
I’ve never had steak-ums. But I always think about this family guy scene when I hear about them or see them in the store.


Posted on 12/21/25 at 7:29 am to Sunnyvale
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I bought these this morning. Put them in the croc pot with some adjus seasong.
This is probably a stupid question, but why would you do this? What outcome were you expecting? Serious question, I have no idea if this is a thing or what.
Posted on 12/21/25 at 7:44 am to Sunnyvale
quote:there's a name I haven't heard in alooooong time
Steak Umms
Did you also have some Morton's frozen donuts?
Posted on 12/21/25 at 3:32 pm to Sunnyvale
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Put them in the croc pot
Start by cooking them correctly either on a flat top griddle or at least a cast iron pan.

Posted on 12/21/25 at 4:18 pm to Sunnyvale
I loved me some Steak umms back in the 80's. Even little kid me knew that you cook them real quick in pan. Great sandwich with some jalapeño squeeze cheese.
Posted on 12/21/25 at 10:32 pm to TigerBait1971
Yep, I used to like ‘em a lot when I was a kid/teen. Not do much anymore, but I’d still eat it. Just don’t set your expectations too high.
Posted on 12/21/25 at 11:15 pm to Sunnyvale
Take a steak and throw it into the freezer, get it firm, and slice it thin,
and
don't use a crock pot.
and
don't use a crock pot.
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