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RaceTrac Texas Toast Split Sausage Sandwich review
Posted on 10/23/20 at 12:00 pm
Posted on 10/23/20 at 12:00 pm
Long nights of vodka, MAGA debates, and child rearing make for fun mornings. To add insult to injury, I had to take a dump in Civil District Court this morning. God don't like ugly.
On my way back to the Wank, I decided to pull into the RaceTrac to try my luck on the Powerball and Lousiana Lotto. While in line, I noticed an advertisement for the new "Texas Toast Split Sausage Sandwich." Try saying that three times fast when you're breathing fire.
I grabbed one from under the lamp light. It's foil was nice and warm. The nutritional facts seem like a decent value for it's price. If I'm getting my daily allowance of fat for under $3, it's a win in my books.
When I got back to the car, I had difficulty unwrapping the beast. The melted cheese stuck to the paper. Either the lamps were too hot, or the kitchen needs to get higher quality foil.
The butter in the Texas toast was over the top. Old gal behind the corner wasn't playing around when she lathered it on. The hints of garlic were for the morning, but I didn't care.
The meat was good for cheap quality sausage. I just wish they had used their spicy sausage that I've written about in the past. The extra heat could have helped the rather bland tube meat.
I did like the way the meat was split and presented. It just screamed "I can't wait to ram myself into your mouth sideways."
Overall: 5.6/10
When I got home, I quickly ran to the restroom again. Now I can enjoy another 50+ grams of fat for lunch.
Stay fat, my friends.
On my way back to the Wank, I decided to pull into the RaceTrac to try my luck on the Powerball and Lousiana Lotto. While in line, I noticed an advertisement for the new "Texas Toast Split Sausage Sandwich." Try saying that three times fast when you're breathing fire.
I grabbed one from under the lamp light. It's foil was nice and warm. The nutritional facts seem like a decent value for it's price. If I'm getting my daily allowance of fat for under $3, it's a win in my books.
When I got back to the car, I had difficulty unwrapping the beast. The melted cheese stuck to the paper. Either the lamps were too hot, or the kitchen needs to get higher quality foil.
The butter in the Texas toast was over the top. Old gal behind the corner wasn't playing around when she lathered it on. The hints of garlic were for the morning, but I didn't care.
The meat was good for cheap quality sausage. I just wish they had used their spicy sausage that I've written about in the past. The extra heat could have helped the rather bland tube meat.
I did like the way the meat was split and presented. It just screamed "I can't wait to ram myself into your mouth sideways."
Overall: 5.6/10
When I got home, I quickly ran to the restroom again. Now I can enjoy another 50+ grams of fat for lunch.
Stay fat, my friends.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 12:10 pm to arseinclarse
The picture leaves a lot to be desired. And I like junk food.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 12:26 pm to arseinclarse
That's a hell of a nutritional facts sticker
Posted on 10/23/20 at 12:39 pm to arseinclarse
Almost 2k mg of sodium is impressive.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 12:39 pm to arseinclarse
760 cals
52 grams of fat
And it looks like shite. Hard pass. That stuff is meant for truckers on long hauls who eat once a day.
52 grams of fat
And it looks like shite. Hard pass. That stuff is meant for truckers on long hauls who eat once a day.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 12:40 pm to Ed Osteen
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That's a hell of a nutritional facts sticker
Should have just had a drawing of a heart exploding.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 1:06 pm to arseinclarse
the win is there is only 2g of sugar
Posted on 10/23/20 at 1:21 pm to Ed Osteen
quote:
That's a hell of a nutritional facts sticker
That's based on a 2,000 calorie diet. So it doesn't look too bad when you calculate based on the average fatass American's 10,000 calories a day intake.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 1:43 pm to Chucktown_Badger
Update. That was a huge mistake.
FML and toilet
FML and toilet
Posted on 10/23/20 at 2:18 pm to arseinclarse
You had me at:
quote:
I had to take a dump in Civil District Court this morning.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 2:27 pm to arseinclarse
Friend,
Of all the meats in this world, cheap tube sausage, like Jimmy Dean's, is probably my least favorite. I quite like certain Cajun sausages and quality Italian sausage such as that available at a good deli like Faicco's in West Village, which also happens to have some of the nation's best sandwiches. I even like the terriyaki sausage at Whole Foods with the hidden pineapple. As such, I would not try that sandwich. Unfortunately, even though you released many of the contents of that food, I do not think you should go back to eating more sodium and fat today. Perhaps some broccoli and Brussel sprouts for dinner would be nice.
I had an overage of beef that needed to be eaten today. So I cooked the last of my sirloins I bought in a four pound package from Sam's. The two steaks probably weighed about 1.5 pounds total. They were terrible. Even though the good by date said October 23, I should have thrown away these. But I ate them, even though they were not good. I also had some 93/7 hamburger meat that needed attention. It turned out quite nice with some melted cheddar. Due to my travels to the great and beautiful state of California, I decided to go Carl Jr. and add some avocado under the cheese. It was quite a nice addition as a novelty, but not what I would do on a regular basis. This is peak avocado season, and Sam's has delicious nearly ripe ones, 5 for $3.50.
Speaking of Sam's, the blueberries, whose place of origin switched from upper Michigan and southern Canada to Peru over the last five weeks, are phenomenal right now. The Peruvian blueberries are the biggest and tastiest I have ever had. They are the size of Rainier cherries. Best of all, their meat is not mealy, but perfectly tender and bursting with the right sweetness and tartness. 16 oz cases are $6 and well worth it. They are superfoods to boot, full of antioxidants.
Yours,
TulaneLSU
Of all the meats in this world, cheap tube sausage, like Jimmy Dean's, is probably my least favorite. I quite like certain Cajun sausages and quality Italian sausage such as that available at a good deli like Faicco's in West Village, which also happens to have some of the nation's best sandwiches. I even like the terriyaki sausage at Whole Foods with the hidden pineapple. As such, I would not try that sandwich. Unfortunately, even though you released many of the contents of that food, I do not think you should go back to eating more sodium and fat today. Perhaps some broccoli and Brussel sprouts for dinner would be nice.
I had an overage of beef that needed to be eaten today. So I cooked the last of my sirloins I bought in a four pound package from Sam's. The two steaks probably weighed about 1.5 pounds total. They were terrible. Even though the good by date said October 23, I should have thrown away these. But I ate them, even though they were not good. I also had some 93/7 hamburger meat that needed attention. It turned out quite nice with some melted cheddar. Due to my travels to the great and beautiful state of California, I decided to go Carl Jr. and add some avocado under the cheese. It was quite a nice addition as a novelty, but not what I would do on a regular basis. This is peak avocado season, and Sam's has delicious nearly ripe ones, 5 for $3.50.
Speaking of Sam's, the blueberries, whose place of origin switched from upper Michigan and southern Canada to Peru over the last five weeks, are phenomenal right now. The Peruvian blueberries are the biggest and tastiest I have ever had. They are the size of Rainier cherries. Best of all, their meat is not mealy, but perfectly tender and bursting with the right sweetness and tartness. 16 oz cases are $6 and well worth it. They are superfoods to boot, full of antioxidants.
Yours,
TulaneLSU
Posted on 10/23/20 at 2:47 pm to arseinclarse
quote:
Update. That was a huge mistake.
FML and toilet
Probably a good thing your body rejected it. I'd be more worried if your body didn't kick that monstrosity out...
Posted on 10/23/20 at 2:48 pm to arseinclarse
quote:
I had to take a dump in Civil District Court this morning. God don't like ugly.
The bathrooms in Mogadishu are in better shape than CDC. That whole courthouse is embarrassing.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 3:06 pm to Demshoes
I enjoy blowing the stalls out in second city court. For some reason, the bathroom doors are always open. I hope the girls upstairs can hear me.
Posted on 10/23/20 at 3:33 pm to Winston Cup
I can eat a can of cashews...no problem.
Looked at the nutritional label...not that bad.
Looked at the servings per container...multiply by 12.
BRING OUT THE DEFIBBULATOR!
Looked at the nutritional label...not that bad.
Looked at the servings per container...multiply by 12.
BRING OUT THE DEFIBBULATOR!
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