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Now Parish Brewery thinks their beer is food

Posted on 6/18/19 at 11:22 am
Posted by t00f
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Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 6/18/19 at 11:22 am
Is marketing running out of ideas?


parishbrewingco
DERIVATIVE: our newest culinary experimentation
that explores curious ingredients, expanding the knowledge and limits of our expressions. •••
With DERIVATIVE?? we explore the expressions of Cryo Amarillo hops + the refermentation of Viognier white wine grapes in a DIPA. The two ingredients share a pronounced citrus overtone that accelerates into a melange of melon, juniper, pine, and honey. The residual sugar from the grapes brings a pleasant creamy finish that balances the whole experience. Big, warm, and delicious!


This post was edited on 6/18/19 at 11:39 am
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112613 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 11:28 am to
Those descriptions are so cringeworthy
This post was edited on 6/18/19 at 11:30 am
Posted by LSUcdro
Republic of West Florida
Member since Sep 2009
11126 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 11:34 am to
Yall do know Andrew is probably messing around with people and the more it's talked about, the more he's going to do it
Posted by Crayon Smeller
Member since Apr 2019
124 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 11:35 am to
quote:

pleasant creamy finish



my favorite
Posted by icegator337
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2013
3495 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 11:36 am to
They still moving to Houston?
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89824 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 11:40 am to
quote:

Yall do know Andrew is probably messing around with people


Oh I am aware.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89824 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 11:40 am to
quote:

They still moving to Houston?



hopefully
Posted by No8Easy2
& ( . ) ( . ) 's
Member since Mar 2014
11666 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 11:40 am to
damn man you go full melt down with every Parish beer drop now, why do you give a shite?
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39784 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 11:41 am to
At the same time is is still trying super hard to make Parish a household name
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89824 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 11:43 am to
I don't but we need a changup from asking about what your favorite potato is.
Posted by The Estimator
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2012
1647 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 11:46 am to
They’re late to the game with this shite. I already been on the cryo game for over a year and refermented on grapes twice.



Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11326 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 11:59 am to
Meanwhile at GRB...

Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89824 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

The Estimator



still have that beer for you.
Posted by No8Easy2
& ( . ) ( . ) 's
Member since Mar 2014
11666 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

I don't


lulz c'mon man you start a thread 5 mins after there's a new beer, love ya t its solid troll work
and of course fav potato is Zapps
Posted by Front9Bandit
Member since Dec 2013
15432 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

I don't


yea ok
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89824 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 12:30 pm to
You will get a more constructive response out of me when I have been drinking, protip.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136804 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 12:33 pm to
This is no joke because they are not that funny over there
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25912 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

Big, warm, and delicious



quote:

pleasant creamy finish


For a minute there I thought they were talking about my penis.
This post was edited on 6/18/19 at 12:38 pm
Posted by Front9Bandit
Member since Dec 2013
15432 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

You will get a more constructive response out of me when I have been drinking, protip.


I don’t need a response nor am I provoking one, but your melts are great
Posted by Cap Crunch
Fire Alleva
Member since Dec 2010
54189 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 12:57 pm to
Apparently I should just unfollow Parish on social media because every post of theirs ends up on here anyway
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