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Meet The People Who Hate Mayo More Than Anyone
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:05 pm
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:05 pm
I have been there, this is not me, but this is me..
“If the thought of a mayo-slathered sandwich revolts you, there's a whole community out there waiting to commiserate with you.”
“Victor Lachin, an electrical engineer living in southern Mississippi, vividly recalls the first time he tried mayonnaise as a child.
The year was 1966, and he was having lunch at a friend’s house in the Lakefront area of New Orleans. The friend had “a ham sandwich with white Bunny Bread, slathered with Blue Plate mayonnaise,” he tells me over Facebook Messenger. “Asking me what I would like, I responded ‘Peanut butter sandwich, ma’am!’ She complied with a nice Bunny Bread sandwich and a glass of cold white milk.”
Lachin bit into the sandwich, expecting a creamy, nutty taste to fill his mouth. Instead, “Mayonnaise oozed out the side of the crusted bread, coating my tongue and all senses with an oily, sulfur semi-liquid. ... Gagging, I leapt from the kitchen table as her hate-filled babbling told me to never come back again. I remember the sound of a worn corn broom chasing my bare feet out the back door. I climbed the fence to get home.” He was 5 or 6 years old, he reckons.”
“It’s a memory that’s stayed with him his entire life. He described a similarly traumatic experience while attending a Catholic school summer camp. In a post from 2011, found within the I Hate Mayonnaise! Facebook group, it involved receiving the wrong lunch from his mother (a sandwich slathered in mayo) and a nun who forced him to eat it.”
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“If the thought of a mayo-slathered sandwich revolts you, there's a whole community out there waiting to commiserate with you.”
“Victor Lachin, an electrical engineer living in southern Mississippi, vividly recalls the first time he tried mayonnaise as a child.
The year was 1966, and he was having lunch at a friend’s house in the Lakefront area of New Orleans. The friend had “a ham sandwich with white Bunny Bread, slathered with Blue Plate mayonnaise,” he tells me over Facebook Messenger. “Asking me what I would like, I responded ‘Peanut butter sandwich, ma’am!’ She complied with a nice Bunny Bread sandwich and a glass of cold white milk.”
Lachin bit into the sandwich, expecting a creamy, nutty taste to fill his mouth. Instead, “Mayonnaise oozed out the side of the crusted bread, coating my tongue and all senses with an oily, sulfur semi-liquid. ... Gagging, I leapt from the kitchen table as her hate-filled babbling told me to never come back again. I remember the sound of a worn corn broom chasing my bare feet out the back door. I climbed the fence to get home.” He was 5 or 6 years old, he reckons.”
“It’s a memory that’s stayed with him his entire life. He described a similarly traumatic experience while attending a Catholic school summer camp. In a post from 2011, found within the I Hate Mayonnaise! Facebook group, it involved receiving the wrong lunch from his mother (a sandwich slathered in mayo) and a nun who forced him to eat it.”
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This post was edited on 3/21/19 at 7:55 am
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:32 pm to t00f
Some mayonnaise and mustard are great on a ham or turkey and cheese sandwich. Too much of anything can be too much.
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:43 pm to t00f
I knew a guy that would get pissed if any anyone mentioned mayo..
Posted on 3/21/19 at 6:24 am to t00f
Those people are a bunch of children
Posted on 3/21/19 at 6:31 am to LSUballs
I think of it more like a support group big guy. The trauma is real to them.
Posted on 3/21/19 at 7:14 am to LSUballs
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Those people are a bunch of children
Yep. I know as a kid I really didn't want mayo on my sandwiches, but as people age, their tastes change and I now eat damn near anything edible put in front of me.
I think back at all the good food I missed out on as a kid and it's unbelievable. Hell, I didn't eat my first slice of pizza until I was a teenager because it had cheese on it. Now, I make my own and use extra cheese.
Oh, and the only time I've looked at someone eating mayo and thought "Oh hell no" is when my wife eats hot dogs and slathers mayo over them instead of mustard-----and she likes mustard, but always eats hot dogs with mayo, chili and cheese only.
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:03 am to t00f
I cant understand or trust someone who does not like mayo.
Its the lubrication for the sandwich.
Its the lubrication for the sandwich.
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:10 am to CBandits82
More for me, thank y’all.
Hellman’s for the win.
Hellman’s for the win.
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:18 am to CBandits82
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Its the lubrication for the sandwich.
And it keeps the bread and buns from getting soggy. Mustard can’t do that.
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:24 am to CBandits82
quote:And waterproofing for the non-cheese side.
Its the lubrication for the sandwich.
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:31 am to t00f
People who hate mayo are closeted and don't want to admit liking a white goopy substance.
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:31 am to CBandits82
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I cant understand or trust someone who does not like mayo.
And it's made up of basically egg yolks and oil with some acid. I mean if you make it yourself there's nothing bad in it at all, and eggs are delicious
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:39 am to t00f
That lardass looks like he hasn't turned down a meal his whole life. I doubt he ran from a mayo coated sandwich
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:55 am to t00f
Cheese whopper with only extra mayo and extra onion
Posted on 3/21/19 at 10:00 am to t00f
I use mayo on the outside of the bread for my grilled cheese instead of butter
Posted on 3/21/19 at 10:22 am to t00f
Mayo is the sandwich spread we all deserve
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