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Meet The People Who Hate Mayo More Than Anyone

Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:05 pm
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89773 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:05 pm
I have been there, this is not me, but this is me..

“If the thought of a mayo-slathered sandwich revolts you, there's a whole community out there waiting to commiserate with you.”

“Victor Lachin, an electrical engineer living in southern Mississippi, vividly recalls the first time he tried mayonnaise as a child.
The year was 1966, and he was having lunch at a friend’s house in the Lakefront area of New Orleans. The friend had “a ham sandwich with white Bunny Bread, slathered with Blue Plate mayonnaise,” he tells me over Facebook Messenger. “Asking me what I would like, I responded ‘Peanut butter sandwich, ma’am!’ She complied with a nice Bunny Bread sandwich and a glass of cold white milk.”
Lachin bit into the sandwich, expecting a creamy, nutty taste to fill his mouth. Instead, “Mayonnaise oozed out the side of the crusted bread, coating my tongue and all senses with an oily, sulfur semi-liquid. ... Gagging, I leapt from the kitchen table as her hate-filled babbling told me to never come back again. I remember the sound of a worn corn broom chasing my bare feet out the back door. I climbed the fence to get home.” He was 5 or 6 years old, he reckons.”





“It’s a memory that’s stayed with him his entire life. He described a similarly traumatic experience while attending a Catholic school summer camp. In a post from 2011, found within the I Hate Mayonnaise! Facebook group, it involved receiving the wrong lunch from his mother (a sandwich slathered in mayo) and a nun who forced him to eat it.”

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This post was edited on 3/21/19 at 7:55 am
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
51746 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:28 pm to
Posted by drake20
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
13123 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:32 pm to
Some mayonnaise and mustard are great on a ham or turkey and cheese sandwich. Too much of anything can be too much.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11523 posts
Posted on 3/20/19 at 11:43 pm to
I knew a guy that would get pissed if any anyone mentioned mayo..
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37723 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 6:24 am to
Those people are a bunch of children
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89773 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 6:31 am to
I think of it more like a support group big guy. The trauma is real to them.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15027 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 7:14 am to
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Those people are a bunch of children


Yep. I know as a kid I really didn't want mayo on my sandwiches, but as people age, their tastes change and I now eat damn near anything edible put in front of me.

I think back at all the good food I missed out on as a kid and it's unbelievable. Hell, I didn't eat my first slice of pizza until I was a teenager because it had cheese on it. Now, I make my own and use extra cheese.

Oh, and the only time I've looked at someone eating mayo and thought "Oh hell no" is when my wife eats hot dogs and slathers mayo over them instead of mustard-----and she likes mustard, but always eats hot dogs with mayo, chili and cheese only.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48365 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 7:37 am to
I love me some mayo
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
16974 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:00 am to
I hate people who hate mayo
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
54039 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:03 am to
I cant understand or trust someone who does not like mayo.

Its the lubrication for the sandwich.
Posted by Good Times
Hill top in Tn
Member since Nov 2007
23468 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:10 am to
More for me, thank y’all.

Hellman’s for the win.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18495 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:13 am to
Don't play with my mayo.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21367 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:18 am to
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Its the lubrication for the sandwich.



And it keeps the bread and buns from getting soggy. Mustard can’t do that.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81604 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:24 am to
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Its the lubrication for the sandwich.

And waterproofing for the non-cheese side.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:31 am to
People who hate mayo are closeted and don't want to admit liking a white goopy substance.
Posted by Buckeye06
Member since Dec 2007
23111 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:31 am to
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I cant understand or trust someone who does not like mayo.



And it's made up of basically egg yolks and oil with some acid. I mean if you make it yourself there's nothing bad in it at all, and eggs are delicious
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32642 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:39 am to
That lardass looks like he hasn't turned down a meal his whole life. I doubt he ran from a mayo coated sandwich
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82361 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:55 am to
Cheese whopper with only extra mayo and extra onion
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
18636 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 10:00 am to
I use mayo on the outside of the bread for my grilled cheese instead of butter
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105388 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 10:22 am to
Mayo is the sandwich spread we all deserve
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